A Halal cunting please, for this august body who have got their knickers in a twist over Michael O’Leary, Ryanair boss:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/ryanair-boss-michael-oleary-muslim-men-airports-a4368836.html

It seems Mr.O’Leary has stated the obvious – be more careful with single Muslim men travelling alone on flights than Mr and Mrs Smith with their two kids, Bill and Ben, because the Muslim man is the more likely to be a terrorist. Wave Smudger and the wife and kids through, but be more careful with Mohammed.

Needless to say MCGB are very offended – it is, of course, ‘waycist’ and highly offensive. I would have said it was plain common sense. Saddick Khunt has yet to issue a statement, mainly because he can’t find his crayons

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

We know this type of cunt. Rich cunts who, thanks to the world’s oil-based economy, have become wealthy enough to drive a Tesla and install solar panels on their houses in Chelsea. The problem is, these cunts are now able to influence gullible governments which, in turn, start legislating to “reverse” climate change.

I write this as a climate change sceptic, even though I have a degree in Environmental Science. The world’s climate has changed very frequently – dinosaurs roamed a very warm world and an ice age ended just over 11,000 years ago. But the rot set in during the 90s when scientific researchers couldn’t get funding unless it was linked to climate change. So proving global warming became the new alchemy and climate change denial a sign of madness.

Now the UK government is determined to take the lead in saving the planet, even though the biggest problem is over-population. Whilst it is laudable that the UK does this, it’s going to be waste of time unless other countries follow our example. Here’s why:

Cars: In the UK, the sale of petrol and diesel cars will be illegal from 2035. This could lead to glut of second-hand worthless cars that nobody will buy. Where to sell them? To countries which still use oil to drive their economies – America, Africa, China, etc. So the problem of CO2-spewing cars won’t go away, they’ll just leave the UK. The alternatives – battery or hydrogen – require electricity.

Public transport: works great in cities where Climate Change Zealots live but needs massive investment, and that budget is being spunked on HS2. The big problem with public transport is that the public use it, i.e. cunts. These people need training how to be good citizens before public transport catches on. Oh, and environmentally friendly public transport requires electricity.

Domestic heating: The are 25 million domestic gas boilers in the UK. OK, let’s ban them, but if you live in the Highlands rather than an ultra-modern flat in Chelsea, then it’s going to be very hard to heat a home with the alternatives, which, yes, require electricity.

So from these few examples, you can deduce that the solution to the climate change is plentiful and cheap electricity. This means spending a load of tax pounds on wind farms (which don’t work) or, preferably, nuclear power, but the Climate Change Zealot cunts don’t like that either. So, as our economy goes down the toilet due to Greta, the rest of the world will be buying our cars and laughing at us. At least that could put them off from coming here on their rubber dinghies.

As a footnote, the Climate Change Zealots need to be careful of what they wish for. Today’s snowflakes couldn’t cope with the winters we used have, so there’s no pleasing these cunts.

Nominated by Sgt Maj Cunt

Turkey is a cunt, not the animal but the Country.
As Covid19 takes hold in Iran and Italy, The Turks have decided to open their borders to release hundreds of thousands of Gimmigrants into the E.U
Now ignoring the first point of call asylum system (You let them in they become your problem) a wave of undocumented un controlled migration is about to push through two known covid19 infection sites heading to a place near you.
This is as you would agree this is not only irresponsible but tantamount to a biological attack on Europe by another member state (maybe I am over reacting) what a bunch of cunts they are!

Nominated by Lord Benny.

Apart from being a dead ringer for the cunt from Friends, David Schwimmer, this Iranian dingy invader doppelganger has just been found guilty of yet more thieving and victimising of the people of this country who never wanted this cunt, or any other of the invading cunts here in the first place. That’s now 33 convictions for more than 60 offences since 2008.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-49361965

Just what in the name of holy fuck!? I would love somebody to tally up exactly how much money this one devil-worshipper has cost this country in terms of court costs, prison costs, social services, police hours worked, benefits paid, not to mention the human cost – we deserve to know, because we’re paying for this cunt who some other cunt says can live here, and where’s the accountability?

Nominated Agent Double-O Shagga