I suppose that it was inevitable. Desperate, Remoaning cunts in the UK are climbing on board the latest bandwagon in an attempt to keep us tied to the European Union’s apron strings.

Of course the UK has formally left the EU, but is in a transition phase which ends on 31st December of this year. In the light of the Coronavirus emergency, the call is going out from the usual suspects to extend the transition period beyond 2020; the Limp Dicks want it, the SNP wants it, individuals such as Lisa Nandy are calling for it. ‘It makes sense’ they bleat. A last desperate throw of the anti-Brexit dice on their part, more like.

Naturally our ‘friends and allies’ in Brussels are quite keen on the idea too. Step forward the European People’s Party group, for example. Luxembourg MEP Christophe Hansen, a spokesman for the group, claims that the UK will be ‘dealt a huge blow’ by the simultaneous shock of Coronavirus and leaving the single market and customs union. It’s all about ‘common sense and substance over ideology’, you’ll understand. The EU’s own ideology doesn’t enter into the scheme of things of course, it’s simple pragmatism, what Hansen calls ‘the responsible thing to do’. German MEP David McAllister stated that the EU has always been open to extending the transition period, because it’s worried about the UK government subjecting us to this dual disruption, and that the ball was now in our court.

Now I’d call that downright neighbourly. It’s gracious of the Brussels establishment to be so thoughtful and caring about us at this trying time, and is without doubt a demonstration of altruism at its finest. Naturally it’s got nothing to do with the vexed question of how much additional cash we’d be expected to inject into the bloc’s budget, dear me no. It’s got nothing to do with the continuing plundering of the UK’s territorial fishing waters, nothing to do with keeping us tied to EU regulations and under the jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice for as long as possible.

Well as far as I’m concerned the reality is simple. We’ve left the EU and we’d like a trade deal; does the EU want one or not? The answer is surely ‘yes’, because it’s in their interest as much as ours, if not more so. That being the case, the EU should stop prevaricating and knuckle down to the job of getting a deal done, and most of all, should stop pretending that by offering an extension, it’s doing US a favour.

I don’t see anything wrong with extending the trade negotiations beyond the end of this year given the current circumstances, but as for the rest, the EU can fuck off. No more trying to tell us what we can and can’t do. No more free fish, no more rule book, no more ECJ, and absolutely no more cash beyond 31st December. We need every penny for ourselves, and Boris must know that he’d be cutting his own throat politically if yet more of our cash gets put into the bottomless Brussels money pit to help bail out the EU’s mess. As the old saying goes, ‘charity begins at home’.

Nominated by Ron Knee

This daft cow does not believe that Coronavirus exists and that people are dying through fear.

In addition to being a cunt of the highest order, she is also apparently an “holistic psychiatrist,” who has previously written blog posts and Q&A’s for Goop and appeared as an expert on panels for Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand (Remember that one? The soap that smells like her vagina?). She doesn’t think the virus is real because she doesn’t believe in “germ-based contagion”.

The New York Times bestselling author also compares the contagious virus to her child having a runny nose, explaining that she is just as likely to drink from their glass because contagion is “not a conceptual framework that I operate within”.

Rather than believe that the virus is a real threat, Brogan encourages her followers (cunts) to “try on other narratives” beyond the mainstream one that says Coronavirus is a dangerous pandemic, before suggesting the possibility that the US Government is planning to “link our passports with our vaccination records” as a method of gaining “totalitarian governmental control, not unlike the divide-and-conquer, dehumanisation agendas that preceded the Holocaust”.

There is of course a very simple way for her to test her theories – one night in a Bergamo isolation ward would do it.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

The Supreme Court is an ass. And a cunt:-

‘The UK acted unlawfully by passing evidence to the US that could lead to the execution of two British members of an Islamic State murder squad. The Supreme Court said former Home Secretary Sajid Javid should not have passed information on Shafee Elsheikh and Alexander Kotey to the US.’

These video murderers, the Beatles for fuck sake, may be tried and executed in the US. Heaven forbid that the savage dogs face their own justice. They should look on the bright side. Lethal injection. Their heads won’t be sawn off on video.

The Supreme Court is an out of touch, overpaid bunch of London cunts, with no conception of how the rest of us view these vile creatures.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Supreme Court.

‘The UK broke law over IS ‘Beatles’ by passing information to US’.

‘The UK acted unlawfully by passing evidence to the US that could lead to the execution of two British members of an Islamic State murder squad’:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-52034646

So it looks like the civil rights of these two “alleged murderers” trump the 27 lives lost by these “alleged murderers” and that they should face trial in the UK and spend some of their remaining years in a cushy UK prison (at our expense), instead of the far more fitting sentence of death by execution in the USA.

Pretty much sums up the pathetic joke otherwise known as the British Legal System.

Nominated by willie stroker

Men who wear shorts in cold weather are cunts.

We already know how tough they are because they have beards and ponytails. Invariably, they have such bad taste that they wear hideously garish clothing, have a big fat arse girlfriend in tow and have a superior demeanour.

I always have a laugh when they slip over on a well placed dog turd. Fucking cunts!

Nominated by Jimmy the Spaz

Everywhere that’s not the English speaking world. Yip, that’s what I said.

The world is full of cunty people and countries. Let’s start with, yes, the Chinks. Devious, dishonest, manky cunts who can never be trusted and have continuously dumped nasty viruses on the rest of us. The Japanese. The most racist country on earth with not an ounce of humanity and all they can do is copy and replicate. Russia. FFS, where do I start? Lying, murderous, dishonest, greedy, trouble- causing, dope-taking (athletes) who just cannot be honest and on the up.

All of Europe. None, none of these cunts know anything about democracy, or human rights and what they have learned they got from us (it was Churchill’s Attorney General who drafted the European charter of human right, not them). They cheat and lie as a way of life. They either try to bully, kraut, or are lazy, subservient cunts. French…Italians.

Africa. Cut it loose. Good only for disease, starving people, mass corruption and all round savagery.
South America. Bankrupt, corrupt rat holes full of fascist sympathisers and banana republics. Built by the Spanish and Portuguese. Two lazy nations where they spend more time lying in the sun and skiving than working.

If I’ve missed any, please feel free to add.

We have made the best, not perfect, but best system in the world, hence the reason the rest are always trying to get into Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the USA, or Britain.

The rest of the world , you’re a cunt.

Nominated by Mac McCunt