Blow me down and who’d have thunk it? A piece of Earth-shattering news has broken; Me-gain Markle and her puppet, Prince Harry de Halfwit have left Canada ‘for good’ to settle in, er, Los Angeles.

Coronavirus restrictions notwithstanding, they fled Canada before the border closed. Another private jet, one wonders? So much for the assertion from Little Miss Sparkle that she wouldn’t live in the States while The Don was president. Apparently, the happy family is now in lockdown in a secure community to sit out the current emergency. Mmm, I wonder who’s picking up the security tab now?

I honestly don’t think that many of us saw that one coming, but ‘her people’ are saying that it’s a good idea because she can be close to her mother, and her ‘support network’. Oh, and of course, there’s her budding film and fashion career to think of. I’m sure that she’ll now be very happy mixing it on the awards night and chat show circuit with the Kardashians, the Osbournes and all the other slebs that hang out in Tinseltown. They’re clearly her kind of people. Likewise, the Dumb Prince of Bel-Air will surely relish life as a bit of royal arm candy for his lady love to swank about with. Well, at least until she decides that he’s outlived his usefulness and it’s time for the divorce.

Enjoy life in the ‘woke’ capital of the world, you tedious, irrelevant Muppets. You’ll blend in perfectly with all the other hypocritical, virtue-signalling cunts. Just don’t ever darken our national doorstep again.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Nazifa Zaman is the Labour chair at Warwick University and is delighted that Boris Johnson has coronavirus. She tweeted, “Pm got Covid, Happy Muslim women’s day again!”

In her biography, Zaman identifies herself as the Chair of Warwick Labour, and an “advocate” of Warwick Decolonise, a group dedicated to “decolonising the curriculum” at the University of Warwick. This piece of filth is supported by Labour MP Zarah Sultana, and no doubt by her university too. The University of Warwick’s official Twitter account replied to Zaman’s original tweet. “We send our best wishes and compassion to each and every person who has sadly become infected, and for their families, and do not condone any remark to the contrary,” but added that they “deplore the abuse now being directed at a member of our university community [Zaman].”

So this piece of trash celebrates that our PM has the virus, but somehow she’s the victim. Well, as the virus does not discriminate, hopefully she’ll be next.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

‘Terrific’, ‘Wonderful’, ‘Fantastic’, ‘Beautiful’. These are just some of the adjectives he uses so inappropriately to my mind. Especially at this time of emergency.

From memory: ‘We had a terrific meeting this morning, really wonderful people they are, done lots of fantastic work…really beautiful it was…’ Why doesn’t he just say ‘We had a meeting this morning in which we discussed our response to the Coronavirus emergency’. No, he’s got to put a positive spin on everything. His use of the word ‘beautiful’ is especially egregious. ‘We have some beautiful testing kits coming through right now.’ Beautiful testing kits. Like a nurse saying to a diabetic, ‘everything’s going to be fine….we have some beautiful insulin and a beautiful syringe with a really beautiful needle to insert into your arm’.

Dear old Donald. He’s such a Capitalist. He wants us all to live in a Capitalist paradise where everything, all our technology, all that factories produce is ‘fantastic’ and ‘wonderful’. Where we all dress in suits (even women) and look important and serious and have ‘terrific meetings’ and ‘wonderful conference calls’ and everything is positive because there is nothing else the world but this creative capitalism.

But there are other things in the world. And one of these things has made its way across Europe all the way to the Land of the Free. A deadly virus. Yes, ‘deadly’. Now that’s an appropriate adjective for this time, but I doubt it’s in his vocabulary.

Nominated by Miles Plastic