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Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital for tests, 10 days after testing positive for chinky flu, Downing Street has said.

He was taken to a London hospital on Sunday evening with “persistent symptoms” – including a temperature.

It is said to be a “precautionary step” taken on the advice of his doctor.

The prime minister remains in charge of the government, but the foreign secretary is expected to chair a coronavirus meeting on Monday morning.

Mr Johnson is expected to stay overnight and is having what have been described as “routine tests”, according to BBC Political Editor Laura Kuenssberg.

In a statement, a Downing Street spokeswoman said: “On the advice of his doctor, the prime minister has tonight been admitted to hospital for tests.

“This is a precautionary step, as the prime minister continues to have persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive for the virus.”

In other news Scotland’s Chief medical officer Dr Catherine Calderwood has resigned from her post over her “Do as I say not as I do!” stance over the NHS guidelines ( wee Jimmy Crankie is heart broken)

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cunt since 1066 is first in on this one so.

Catherine Calderwood

Who you ask? This pure cunt was Scotland’s Chief Medical Officer. Ten days ago she gave out the grave and serious advice that nobody, I repeat nobody, should make any unnecessary journeys. She said to the people of Scotland, in not so many words, ‘do not leave your house, your bothy, or your shitty Glasgow scheme to get even a can of Irn Bru or deep fried Mars Bar. We are all in this together’. Meanwhile, while the rest of the Jocks are following her words to the letter and genuinely putting up with lockdown hardship, Mrs Calderwood has travelled not once but twice to her second home in Fife.

Wee Jimmy Crankie has even tried to defend her saying she has important work to do, but Calderwood has since resigned. As always it’s one rule for you lot and another set of much nicer rules for us. Catherine Calderwood, what a complete cunt. I hope the locals in Fife burn down her second, I will say it again, second home..

Football Matches with no Spectators

Being played for the points. But what is the point? What is the point of a football match? For the participants to entertain themselves?

We did it many times when we were kids in the park, but a professional football match? What is the point of a professional football match? To entertain spectators. The ESSENTIAL point, I mean. It’s to entertain fans. Yes, the points are secondary. What do points make? Shysters. Like the Glazers.

There is no atmosphere. It’s not a friendly, but its not really competitive either. Because a player wants to, or should want to show off his skills. But there are no people to show off to. Show off, not the right way of saying it – PLAY FOR. They are not playing for Manchester United fans. They are playing for points for Manchester Utd Plc. (I am using Man Utd as a famous club, but the actual news was two teams having to play in Germany with no spectators).

Anyway, truth is I hate what has happened to football. I know many Cunters dislike Lineker, not only because of his obscene salary, but his views on Brexit. I dislike him because he represents (his whole manner) the smoothness of modern Corporate football. He is at home in advertising, as we know (Walker’s crisps), he’s up on the boardroom aspect of the thing, I believe on the business side. I suspect his dislike of Brexit was a lot to with his internationalist, corporative vision for football. Free movement of players and all that.
Remember ‘Corporate Rock’ cunters? Who were they? ‘Boston’ was one. ‘Foreigner’….bland, made for radio music. For easy consumption. Corporate football is the same. It sounds good, it looks good, but it is football made for CONSUMPTION. Not really to be watched or appreciated (how can women really appreciate football?) but just consumed.

What do I mean? It has become a virtue-signaller’s dream. Really, it is the ‘family’ at the match that are PLAYING. Playing at being excited, playing at being forlorn when they lose. It’s just a game now (in the sense of pretend)

This is a rambling rant. To keep their fucking money-making leagues going, they should just toss a coin.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

Greta Thunberg (7)

Greta Thunberg – once again a publicity-seeking cunt. Cant say it better than the BBC news item:-

‘Greta Thunberg believes she had coronavirus’.

‘Teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg has said it was, “extremely likely” that she fell ill with Coronavirus, but has now recovered.

The 17-year-old said she felt “tired, had shivers, a sore throat and coughed”, after returning from a trip in Europe, so self-isolated for two weeks.

“Everyone feeling ill are told to stay at home and isolate themselves. I have therefore not been tested for Covid-19, but it’s extremely likely that I’ve had it, given the combined symptoms and circumstances,” she wrote on Instagram.

She warned people to stay at home because “our actions can be the difference between life and death” for others’.

Nominated by knobrot

Neil Basu, and “Policing by Consent.”

Apparently, we will be judged by how this iffy period was policed…

Business as usual for thieving me-do-as-I-likeys, county lines gangs (saw a postcard, “County lines at work, by night…” Don’t shoot til you see the headlights on their Beemers.

Policing by Consent is bizarre; we don’t pay taxes “by consent”; there’s the Tax Office, and the VAT squad, and woe betide… Is being arrested voluntary ??
Police need to ENFORCE the law; particularly vandalism against emergency vehicles (mindless chavsqhum behaviour at any time, but especially now. Also a few reported attacks of food shops; yes, mindless looting will be with us soon…(Italians are threatening it in Italy; given how diluted the Stiff Upper Lip has become over here…)
Luscious WPO: “Are you going to come quietly, Sir ?”
Me: “No, I’ll moan and pant and gasp as loudly as I like. So long as it’s consensual, Vera, and you’re OK with that.”

Neil Basu looks like a womble – a very pointless, indolent cockwomble.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

The Cor-moaner Virus

The Cor-moaner virus (see what I did there?)

I’m off work because I mentioned that I had a sore throat, so my company told me to fuck off for a week. Therefore, I’m gonna get cunting again, and I’ve decided to cunt these twats that are moaning about being told to stay in because of the Chyna virus….Is it really that hard?

I’ve heard loads of cunts over the last few days moaning about the government stopping them from going out. No gym, no pub, no shopping for pointless tat. You’re not being asked to storm the beaches of Normandy, you’re not being asked to conscript in the army, you’re not being asked to give away all your money and move into a fucking yurt…No. You’re being asked to sit at home and do FUCK ALL.

Easy.

I understand how concerning it is to have wages lost (I don’t get sick pay), but the Government have brought in the measures needed to protect people. 80% of wages, rent and mortgage holidays, SSP (for what it’s worth) from Day 1, you can even leave the house for a daily stroll (not me though). Companies are even offering to negotiate with people on bill payment dates.

Yes, it’s bad, but again, you’re not being asked to storm the Normandy beaches, or bayonet charge a German trench. Get a fucking grip, you moaning, soft cunts.

Keep calm and carry on? Na….
Get pissed and do fuck all? Suits me.
England expects….

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

 

Apologies Deploy, just wanted to chuck this one in: