LBC Dump Our Nige

For sacking Nigel Farage, one of only two right-of-centre voices on the station.

His crime? Appearing on Good Morning Britain and comparing Black Lives Matter to the Taliban. Hardly a sacking offence, most fair minded people would think.

More like an excuse to cave into James O’Brien’s relentless campaign to have Nigel removed from the airwaves and deny anyone of a right-wing or pro Brexit persuasion a voice on MSM.

The double standards and hypocrisy at play is staggering. O’Shithead regularly compares Donald Trump to Hitler – so why has he not been sacked? Not to mention slagging off Nigel as a racist, conman and more on a daily basis, contrary to LBC rules against disrespecting fellow LBC presenters, something Nigel has never stooped to, always being polite and ready to engage constructively with anyone whose views differ from his.

Unlike the bullying and crooked linguistic sleight of hand tactics which are O’Brien’s stock in trade. Nigel’s supposed sin pales into insignificance compared to the hatespeak O’Shithead constantly spews.

LBC stands for Leading Britain’s Conversation.

Not anymore.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-farage-lbc-global-media-staff_uk_5edf9d9dc5b66a22b3803845

Nominated By: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

Ingeus

Ingeus are cunts…

An old mate of mine has age and ill health catching up with him… Basically he used to work his bollocks off, but now his kidneys are fucked… Paid in all his life and all that and he is now looking for a job with less hours and to work around his routine (he’s now on all kinds of pills and stuff)… He doesn’t want to give up work and do fuck all, but he wants to wind down a bit and take his declining condition into account… Those lovely people at JCP (cunts) told him to go to these people: claiming they can help him with his health issues and ‘work’ with him…. Only one problem with that though… It’s total fucking bollocks…. Here is the lowdown (from him to me) on these buffoons…

1. Did not know what CKD (Chronic Kidney Disease) was. His ‘Key Worker’ (whatever that is) simply asked ‘What’s that?’

2. Showed little to no concern when told about CKD and what is was.

3. Did not even look at any of the Hospital or Consultant paperwork, official symptoms list (done by GP) or Doctor’s dictation he brought with him as evidence of health condition.

4. Did not ask about any symptoms or medication, or how it effects day to day life.

5. Because CKD is an unseen physical condition – as opposed to a visible disability or a problem like drug addiction, alcoholism or anxiety – he did not feel it was taken seriously. In fact, he knows he bloody wasn’t.

6. Although the scheme is titled the Work and Health Programme, he felt that little to no emphasis was put on actual health issues (which he does genuinely have) and was told that medical records, Hospital paperwork, medication details and test results were not needed. The ‘Heallth’ part of the scheme’s title seems to have little to no relevance.

7. It appears blatantly to be more about fulfilling targets and getting people into work – any work – regardless of health issues or individual cases. My mate was made to feel more like a ‘rank and file’ nobody and malingerer, instead of a person seeking employment as best and as suitably as possinle in his situation (which he does and has done).

8. Saw another ‘health professional’ there (separate to the clunk he had already seen) and they also didn’t know what CKD was and ignored any official medical notes, tests or paperwork. All but ignored his list of symptoms and did a stupid ‘ice breaker’ session where the silly cow wrote ‘key words’ on a board… For fuck’s sake, eh?…. Absolutely useless….

9. Every time he goes in there he is greeted with a ‘friendly face’ i.e: false bonhomie, and the minute he sits down he is never asked how his medical situation is. He’s then immediately shoehorned into either taking a job he either can’t do or doesn’t want. When he mentioned his health, all he got was ‘Well, if you can walk here, you can work’. He attempted in vain to explain that CKD is much more complicated than that and all he got was ‘Well, you should apply for ESA then’. Naturally these sods offered him no help and advice at all with this statement and my pal knows only too well that claiming for ESA is harder than pulling teeth… Only smackheads, pisspots, ex-cons, transbenders and foreigners get the fucking thing… The English working man or woman is at the bottom of the list….
Now, this pal of mine is a good old boy, a nice lad and has been a grafter all his life… But when he needs help like he does now, he’s not getting it… It’s simply filling quotas, setting targets and he could die for all this lot care, as long as they have ‘done their job’ and crossed him off their list… Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Great Britain and how it now treats its people… A combination of the workhouse and the scrapyard.

He was also told by these fuckers to lie to potential employees and businesses. My mate was told to keep his medical issues from firms to ‘get his foot in the door’. Which basically means be dishonest and if he dies on their premises then it’s tough shit on them (the company) and him. Obvious they want hin to lie so he will get work -any work- and they can cross another off their quota list. Morally bankrupt corrupt pigs.

And now with this virus thing going on, my mate is officially in the high risk category. But these Ingeus fuckers are still mithering him about ASDA needing extra staff to help with the demand because of Covid-19 and asking him about ‘online courses’ when he has told them time and again that he is not interested. He did tell the daft bitch that the Doctor told him in writing not to leave the house and that he had to self isolate… What part of that didn’t they fucking get?! Cunts!

Nominated by Norman

Keith Lemon (3)

Mel B never looked finer


Keith Lemon
Bo,selecta star Leigh Francis has become hysterical and posted a apology while crying (?)
About his portrayal of black people like Michael Jackson, Craig David, Trisha Goddard etc
Using makeup and prosthetics.
Hes said hes been on a “journey” and now realises how offensive this was.
What a soft, egotistical, mardarse, grovelling little luvvie twat.
I think hes done it panicking before someone else calls him on it, and for free publicity.
Only journey he should be on is in a weighted sack to the bottom of the North sea.

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt

House husbands

House husbands

‘Men’ who stay at home and look after the kids so the wife can have a career are cunts. They are a disgrace to the male of the species. I will add the caveat that it’s acceptable if the bloke has been injured in a war (or something) and can’t work.

But I keep seeing TV shows where it seems a normal thing for a bloke to be the woman in the relationship while the woman goes to work. Even happened recently in a series called ‘Liar’ where a dark key male played the role of a faithful housewife. Never seen such a thing. Doesn’t happen.

We do have plenty of honkies who do it though. Have an old mate who does just that. Pathetic to see him on Cuntbook wearing an apron and ”getting the kids’ lunchboxes ready”. What the fuck is all that about? I sometimes wonder if their wives strap on a huge dildo and roger their ‘men’ half to death of an evening. He didn’t take too kindly to me saying that he’s making himself look a tit by being the woman in the relationship and posting such shit. And that it’s a man’s job to provide for his woman. Truth hurts. Fuck it.

It’s a fucking disgrace, as others are wont  to say.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

Banksy (4)

A quick painting by numbers cunting for Banksy – there’s only one colour to fill in and the colour is cunt.

Much like a children’s painting by numbers picture book, Banksy’s spraypaint by stencil ‘artwork’ is the most overrated political artwork in modern times. Consistently wanked over by media hacks and edgy teenage anti-authority minded cunts alike, it offers the viewer nothing significant and majestic. Not like say the surrealism masterpieces of Salvador Dali, actual fucking paintings, not this two-bit attempt at art by some super mysterious cunt who refuses to show himself.. how edgy.

His latest creation comes off the back of the George Floyd murder and protests. On his instashite page he stated, “People of colour are being failed by the system. The white system. Like a broken pipe flooding the apartment of the people living downstairs. The faulty system is making their life a misery, but it’s not their job to fix it. They can’t, no one will let them in the apartment upstairs. This is a white problem. And if white people don’t fix it, someone will have to come upstairs and kick the door in.”

This little wankstain, like other celebrities and bandwagon pushers, is happy to fan the flames from the security of their gated homes or in his case from the anonymity of not being known. People of all colours get shafted by the system, and the system is not ‘white’ either. It’s called the natural evolution of society towards civilization, which is messy and barbaric, and favours no one in particular except the cunt at the top of the pile. His skin colour is irrelevant, as is the colour of those under the cunt.

When his bell end is known I suggest someone spray paints a giant cunt on his front door, so everyone knows where to go, and kicks it in.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty