A quick, 11 second pitstop cunting for Lewis Hamilton.

He is on the front page of the Times today:-

‘Why am I not British enough?’ The subtext being – because I is black.

Perhaps being a millionaire tax exile in Monaco might have something to do with it. And of course jumping on the Bullshit Lives Matter bandwagon. From a distance. And being an all round cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And seconded with this:

Lewis Hamilton – yet again!

A high-speed, round and round in circles borefest of a cunting for Lewis Hamilton. I can’t believe it is only a few short days since this tool’s last cunting, but he is the give who just keeps on giving. His latest wheeze is that he has announced plans to set up a commission in his name to increase diversity in motorsport.

The world champion said he wants the Hamilton Commission to make “real, tangible and measurable change”. Oh dear – what a fucking wanker. However, I wasn’t able to submit this cunting until I had stopped laughing about this statement:

“Hamilton, 35, said his commission would explore how motorsport can be used “to engage more young people from black backgrounds with science, technology, engineering and maths (STEM) subjects”.”

Yes, those giant brained dark keys who are so good at science and even more useless at fucking driving.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford

I hope the mods will indulge in this nom which is not exactly a cunting – almost the opposite – as I want to share a halcyon day in my life with my fellow ISACers. If not, then let me cunt myself for being a sentimental old fart. (Happy to oblige. Makes a nice change to be honest – admin)

Many years ago I lived in East Anglia and, despite being a Scot, I fell in love with the region, particularly Norfolk and Suffolk. In geographical terms, it was only an hour or so by train to Londonstan but remote and magical – in those days anyway.

I used to go walking and birdwatching in Breckland and the Fens. Late one cold, wintry – but dry – afternoon I came upon a canal with a barge moored on it. As I got closer, I saw a good looking lass on board.

There was no-one else around, just the occasional heron flapping across the fen or a hen harrier swooping low as it tried to flush out prey. A landscape and moment of priceless beauty. The girl and I got talking and she invited me on board for a coffee. We spent almost two hours chatting and she told me how she had ended up living alone in this bleak countryside.

For some idiotic reason – perhaps loyalty to my then girlfriend – I did not ask for her phone number and never saw her again. I now imagine her eternally floating around the fens, heartbroken that our two souls never entwined, and see her like the PreRaphaelite painting of Ophelia by Millais or The Lady of Shalott by Waterhouse.

I don´t know if barges have names like ships but “Halcyon” was written on the side. It was certainly a halcyon day for me, one I still remember over 30 years later.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Paris Jackson is a chip off the old block, isn’t she.

A new film called “Habit” will feature 22-year-old Paris Jackson, the daughter of the late “king of pop”, Michael Jackson, playing Jesus. Jackson, a bisexual in real life, will be playing the son of God as a lesbian who indulges in carnality with another woman.
Thank goodness MJ isn’t alive to see this depravity. How could he have envisioned that his daughter, lovingly conceived in a test tube, would be so off the wall. It’s more mud thrown at his legacy after the latest allegations of chíld-fucking.

To quote the king of pap: “You need some lovin’ (P.Y.C) Pretty Young Cunt.”
Don’t they realise that baby Jeebus was a white, blond surfer lookalikey with a Yank accent?

Shamon.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Mainstream Media Cunts and their persistent battering of the 2 metre social distancing rule.

A piss boiling, up the back door, Cunting for these woke wankers who still seem unable to understand basic politics. Listening to 5 Live and they follow up the daily Covid 19 press conference by wondering why Boris is dilly dallying about reducing the distance to enable schools to return to full occupancy. This is after most of the cunts asking questions banged on about it.

It’s obvious you cunts! He won’t change the distance from 2 metres until the scientists and everyone else concerned is convinced there will be no 2nd spike as a result of all the thousands of cunting wankers who flaunted the distancing rules at the beaches and on demos!

Now cunt the fuck off MSM wankers.

Nominated by: Another Cunting Mess