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Dead Pool [374]

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Congratulations to Harold who has won Dead Pool 373 correctly predicted the death of the acclaimed veteran actor Terence Stamp who died today aged 87.A Bafta Winning and Oscar nominated actor Stamp was best known for his role as General Zod in Superman as well as starring in classic films such as Billy Bud ,The Collector ,Far From the Maddening Crowd, Valkyrie and The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert.His death was announced by his family.

On to Dead Pool 374

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are reported based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

The ‘modern’ shopping experience

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People with no spatial awareness who are completely oblivious to everything going on around them.

I go to the supermarché. 2 people are walking in front of me as I go through the entrance. They both just randomly stop right inside the entrance causing me to nearly go into the back of them. They stand there debating and deliberating over some trivial bullshit while blocking the barriers to get in.
Blood pressure starts to increase. “Excuse me!” I say. “Oh err sorry” they say. Walking down one of the aisles and a family walks down 4 a-side down the aisle. I stand my ground. Eventually they realise and one of them steps behind the others.

Down another aisle. I don’t know why people do this but a person ahead decides to turn their trolley sideways blocking the aisle and then does a u-turn.

Getting more annoyed now.

Further along and a group of people gathering what appears to be their entire family for a reunion down one of the aisles blocking it.

People with a scan as you shop gun, but forget to scan as they shop so go to the till anyway with a massive trolley full of stuff.

People who only have their phone or watch to pay with like their Dick Tracy or something.

People who stop at the top an escalator also piss me off.
How can you not know where you’re going. It takes ages to get to the top of the escalator. Plenty of time to decide. There’s only a couple of options sometimes. FFS.

I hate shopping. I’d have it delivered but I’m too tight to pay for it and they substitute weird shit with your order. Like when they don’t have the right dog food, so they send a chew toy instead. WTF?

The only link I could find is American I believe, I say, I believe naaaah boooy!!

rude shopping

Nominated by Harold.

Most Popular Boys & Girls Names (2024)

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is a cunt.

I should like to venture an nomination on this esteemed site.

Most Popular Boys & Girls Names (2024)

As the story says, the most popular names for children born in 2024 in England and Wales have been released, with Athena and Yahya making it into the top 100 for the first time.

Guess what tops the list of boys’ names for the second year running?
Yep, Muhammad.

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Are we surprised?

No Adolph and no Rastus then.

As for `unusual` names (where the `parents` got so full of booze and class-A drugs whist mesmerized by total shite on the TV / interweb) there are, for the boys: Cuthbert, Crispin, Awesome and Beckham, and for girls: Orchid, Poem, Sicily and Everest.

So, welcome to the Islamic State of the Disunited Kingdom.

Shit be upon us.

Vent your spleens, cunters.

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Nominated by snigger-snigger.

Dead Pool [373]

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Congratulations to Wanksock who has gone and won Dead Pool 372 by picking the Acottish Air Force veteran John Cruickshank, the last British Recipient of the Victoria Cross from WW2 whos death aged 105 was announced by his family today.

On to Dead Pool 373

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.

2)Anyone who nominates the Worlds oldest man or soman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless alteady taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

2 State Starmer (38)..almost inevitably

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is a cunt.

Our Heroic Leader has given Israel an ultimatum…do as he says or he’ll jolly well report them to the U.N,pat his chums in Hamás on the back for a job well done and “recognise” the State of Palestine.

I’m certain the IDF will now immediately pack up and go home,leaving those nice peaceful Palestinians to continue the wonderful work they’ve done to improve their “homeland”.

History says otherwise but,as we know,a towering international statesman like P.M Starmer can turn any situation around with his iron resolve and courage to tackle any problem head on,with clarity and vision.

What a man.

What a leader.

What a cunt.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Below is a Nomination by Harold which seems to fit well here. C.A.

Recognising a Palestinian State

Our much loved – sorry – loathed PM is now ‘threatening’ Israel that if they don’t meet certain ‘conditions’, them he will recognise a Palestinan State by September.

For a start, no surprise he is prioritising the probems of others (i.e: foreigers) over his own country and people.

Then there’s this ‘Palestinian State’. Why doesn’t Starmer and all those other leftie Hamas bumming cunts also officially recognise Brigadoon? How about Wheelie World? Or Narnia? Then there’s the land Jamie’s magic torch took him to every night? No? What, they don’t exist? Neither does an official Palestinian bloody State. Haven’t these pricks learned from Iraq and Afghanistan that these shitholes and their inhabitants are sod all to do with us, and it only ends badly for us. Usually by military graves or acts of terrorism. They refer to us as infidels and ‘Briteesh Pigs’ anyway. So why recoginse them at all?

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