Sounds like a girls name with Islington parents but it’s not.

“Lift with your knees not with your back”

Sage advice!
A hernia is when your a organ pushes through the tissue holding it in place.
They have a comical appearance,
Like this

(See header pic – NA)

But doubt he’s laughing?

It’s a ailment us removalmen are prone to.
My dad’s had two,
Fellow movers have had them,
I’ve managed to duck them so far!!

But it’s on the cards!!
So people keep telling me.
In a gleeful way,
The utter cunts.

If you get a hernia it’s best to try and force it back in.
Get help from workmates or passersby.

If you see a doctor it’s a operation.
And you’ll wake up and they’ve sawn your leg off or given you a vasectomy.

Or you can just leave it alone.
Good talking point in the pub.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

Climate whiplash, and the lying bastards that promote it, and the dozy cunts that believe it.

Sly News.

Apparently, going from hot and dry in Summer to cold and wet in Winter is now a ‘weather event’ (don’t ask) that is entirely due to the insidious effects of climate change, spec8fically known as Climate Whiplash.

Building cities in deserts, like LA, has no bearing whatsoever on the likelihood of wildfires, water shortages etc, and certainly nothing at all to do with the utter corruption and incompetence amongst the DEI civic authorities there.

‘Scientists’ have scoured the planet to find evidence of this so called phenomenon, and so far have found a shithole in China that might flood if it rains too much and an even bigger shithole in the Phillipines that might get hot in summer, if it’s sunny.

How much does this shit cost? Why do people believe this bollocks, are they retarded?

So, to be clear, because I drive to work in order to earn enough money to pay eco taxes, I’m a planet killer, and it’s also getting hotter because its raining too much, and colder because it’s too sunny, and floods are increasing because building houses on flood plains and not dredging rivers is the only sensible course of action when faced with the possibility, or not, of rain. Or sun. Or neither. Or both.

Glad we’ve cleared that up.

That’ll be 4 million in research grants please, just make the cheque out to CASH, cheers.

Nominated by : Termujin

is a cunt.

Recently one evening whilst roasting a few armadillos` noses over an open fire and slurping a nice red wine I noticed in the blurb on the back of the bottle “… this wine would be the perfect accompaniment to a porcini risotto”.

Oh. I`ll just knock one up then.

It may as well have said “ideal with Baluga caviar spread on a Spillers & Bakers Pilot cracker that survived the sinking of the Titanic”.

Or, if you happen to have a few truffles lying around how about “Enjoy with a glass of unicorn tears”.

And “Paired with a dusting of fairy dust, garnished with a sprinkle of mermaid scales embellished with a phoenix feather enjoyed when accompanied by a sunset view and a side of exquisite happiness”.

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Mind you, whilst browsing in the Aladdin`s Cave which is Aldi the other day, I was tempted to buy a small drum of Chinese alphabetti spaghetti: 5 gallon minimum size, guaranteed to have at least 95% of the logographic characters in it.

Nominated by Sam Beau.

Grooming gangs (rape gangs) and Channel 4 for a joint cunting please.

I am aware that this subject has been covered many times over in the past but this little pearl of a news story has just caught my attention.

Express & Star.

The reason being that a few years ago a young lass in Barrow in Furness oop north by the name of Eleanor Williams accused a load of local peacefuls of abusing her.

Turns out that the allegations were false and she’d inflicted the injuries on herself.

Eight and a half years she got, which is interesting in itself.

Enter Channel 4.

These anti British, anti white, Marxist, degenerate cunts decided to make a documentary all about this girl and the poor peacefuls who were falsely accused.

That’s right Channel 4 – focus on one false set of allegations and make a film about it. You cunts.

I can’t help but think it’s maybe time for another documentary which informs the public that grooming gangs did actually exist in Barrow after all.

I’m also wondering if Channel 4 have, or ever intend to make another documentary but this time focus on the multiple thousands of legitimate peaceful rape gangs and their victims?

I certainly won’t hold my breath waiting for it.

Nominated by : Herman Jelmet