BAFTA produced a whole range of cuntery last night. To complete my brace, I offer you Stacey Solomon, a piece of low rent trailer trash, a chav who struck it lucky, became the face of Primark (now that is a strong recommendation indeed!), and now making numerous TV shows with her wimp of a husband, ex- Eastenders actor, ex “presenter” (whatever that is) and as thick as pig shit – the thinking man’s Joey Essex (whatever happened to that little turd?)

Last night the little trollop turned up at BAFTA in her wedding dress (“well, I’ve only ever worn it once), convinced her latest tacky BBC “reality” series (are they a real married couple or is little Joe a quare?) would earn her one of those plastic statues – and she didn’t get one. La’ Solomon is VERY angry. Here she is and just be grateful you don’t have to suffer her halitosis and B.O.:#

(I bet old Joe suffered a rogering with her strap on last night!)

The Sun Link

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Just witnessed this advert.

YouTube Link

What the actual fuck..

People spraying their bollocks, arsehole’s and feet to mask their revolting odour.
God knows who they are aiming this product at.
Lazy, smelly cuts who can’t be bothered to wash or shower.

Are our streets and public spaces to be filled with vermin spraying their never regions for all to see.

Five pounds a can with the promise of 72 hour protection..
Personally anyone in this country who doesn’t shower in 72 hours should be shot on sight.

So fuck off Lynx, stop enabling stinky people.

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

Sir Saint Lord Prince Sultan ‘Mo’ Salah is a cunt.

Salah has criticised the Liverpool fans for booing the departing Trent Alexander Arnold.

Now, the Scousers have gone over the top. They always do, But Salah acting all holier than thou is bollocks.

“I think somehow the fans were being harsh with him,” Salah told Sky Sports.

“I think he didn’t deserve it at the time, he deserved the fans to treat him the best way possible because he gave it all to the fans.”

Well, no, He played for Liverpool because he got paid, and very well paid. Some might say obscenely paid. Just like Salah himself. Anyone who thinks either of them have any love for LFC are deluded or daft.

Salah has only recently held Liverpool to ransom for months, openly threatening to leave. Until his name his price new contract was signed, And a ridiculous amount of money was handed over.

The modern footballer – especially at the big top flight clubs – have a privileged existence that is insulting to ordinary decent people. Some of them live like Elvis at his most hedonistic combined with King Louis XIV of France. The fans pay to watch these overrated overpaid pricks. And yet they still whine when they get a bit of stick. Alexander Arnold has sold out and fucked off, or will soon. But he should expect a bit of anger and upset from the fans, Just like when that cunt Beckham sodded off, also to Real Madrid. Salah being ‘unhappy’ about this just shows how untouchable and soft the modern players are.

BBC Sport.

Nominated by : Norman

Brummie Ethnic Murderers

Are Cunts..

This sorry tale involves a pakî called Adil Iqbal,part of some sort of shady curry house crime gang,who took it upon themselves to pursue a rival criminal named as Bashir Mohamed through the streets before,along with his “gang”,promptly stabbing Mohamed to death.

He fled the country (can’t imagine where to..) later to be arrested on his return tried and convicted of murder..

His sentence? 8 years for murder.

Please bear in mind the harshest sentence following the Southport terrorist attack was over 6 years.

I suspect something is rotten about this.

Thoughts?

BBC News.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Another day, another disgrace. From the low that was ‘fart crime’ only 3 months back, this unashamed smiling 44 year old settled some sort of road rage altercation by purposely sitting on the bonnet of the other party’s car. Did autocorrect change that to sitting?

It did. The required word was : shitting. Liquid shit, by all accounts. Theres a (viral)video. I, for one, shall not be watching it.

Arrested since, not a hint of shame or contrition. Proud as punch if her statements and grinning (ugly) mugshot are anything to go by. And of course, a plug for her Onlyfans(not in the link article, but in others).

Subhuman. Should be ignored big picture really, but deserving of some disdain at the same time. Thus the cunting.

Delco times

Nominated by Cuntemall.