is a cunt.

You know cunters, if I’d been asked before today to name the biggest cunt in Parliament, what answer could I possibly have given other than to name that lying, cowardly hypocrite Sir TwoTierFreeGear Keir? But honestly, I’m beginning to wonder if we aren’t witnessing the emergence of an even more monumental twat in the House in the shape of bull-necked fuck David Lammy, our beloved Justice Secretary and Deputy PM, who made an utter spectacle of himself today as he stood in for NeverHere at PM’s Questions.

Cunters will of course be familiar with the farce surrounding the accidental release from prison of one Hadush Kebatu, an illegal migrant convicted of sexual assault, and now thankfully deported back to the busom of his homeland, with a monkey from the taxpayer for his trouble.

In the wake of the Kebatu debacle, Lammy was asked no less than FIVE times by James Cartlidge (for the Tories) to state whether or not another migrant sex offender had accidently been released. In an increasingly cringeworthy spectacle, WhamBamma repeatedly stonewalled, ducking and diving like Del Boy dahn the market, before losing his rag in typical fashion, yelling at Cartlidge to ‘get a grip’, then launching into a rant about the state of the prison system bequeathed to Labour by the Tories.

All good PM Questions knockabout you’d think, except that, as the session drew to a close, news broke that guess what, an Algerian sex offender had accidentally been released from Wandsworth nick on 24th October, and that Lammy knew this when questioned in the House.

One can only conclude that in his obfuscation, blustering and bullying, Lammy’s intention was to deny the truth to MPs, and even worse, to the public, presumably for the avoidance of political embarrassment. If this is indeed the case, it has to be said that Lammy is an even bigger fool than I took him for, because the truth has inevitably come out anyway, making him look like a right shifty prick on top of everything else.

What an utter tosser. Trouble is, he’s far from alone on that Labour front bench. Remember how we were told after the election that the grown-ups were now in charge? Looks more like a case of the lunatics taking over the asylum to me.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

The BBC news homepage fast becoming the OK magazine of news reporting. Amongst a load of shite found towards the lower part of the BBC news home page was this:

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Basically ‘Fat, gormless cunt only famous for eating himself into an early grave admits to Austrailan customs he has publicity work to do whilst there and only has a holiday visa, so is kicked out’

This consitutes ‘educate, inform and entertain’ nowadays on the BBC.

I’ve seen a few of his videos pop up on instagram, which just show him eating a ridiculous amount of shite fast food…for no other reason that paid likes or cliks. There is not more context than that…he isn’t a food reviewer, just a fat gluttonous cunt, who uses ‘bosh’ as a catchphrase.

That’s bad enough, but who the fuck would wish to go and see him on some sort of ‘world tour’ He can barely talk, so what’s he going to do- eat shite in front of you?

This line from the BBC article really sums up how crap the UK is now ‘Famous for his love of Chinese takeaway and signature catchphrase “bosh”‘ Really, BBC famous…for that, are you sure. Is that what constitutes fame nowadays. Have we got so low that watching a fat bloke murmuring words eating far too much for his health ‘famous’ And to think, the BBC are giving him a platform for this bollocks?

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

I often read on this esteemed site that you think that your Prime Minister is an embarrassment for your country throughout the world.

He isn’t.

The reason being is that nobody in foreign countries know who the fuck he is.
Unless you are British and abroad you would not be able to recognise the cunt if you passed him in the street.
You would not be able to name him in a quiz.

The same goes for the British as far as people in the UK being able to name all but a few foreign leaders.

The Prime Minister of Spain is Pedro Sánchez.
There…. You probably didn’t know that, but we are lumbered with that fucking lefty cunt.
A whiney voiced, left wing, skinny cunt.

Sánchez was the first European leader to recognise Palestine as a state.
Other leaders followed suit.
Starmer jumped on board in September.

They acted too quickly.
They didn’t wait for the necessary reforms in Palestine before they made their decision.
They wanted to appease the protesters who take to the street every fucking week.
They wanted to be seen as progressive.

So how are things going in the ‘state’ of Palestine?

One of the first things that happened after the ceasefire was the announced was that the ruling political party of Palestine, HAMAS, rounded up its own citizens who were suspected of collaboration and executed them in the streets.

They made them kneel down in the streets and then shot them in the head.
No evidence presented, no trial, just murder.
All this in front of women and children and with the full knowledge that their brutality would be broadcast throughout the world.

Have these foreign leaders condemned the actions of HAMAS?
Have they now reversed their decision to recognise Palestine as a state?

Hardly.

There will still be protests in foreign capitals about Israel.
There will still be ignorant cunts waving Palestinian flags chanting ‘Free Palestine’.

Freedom from who?

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Nominated by The Artful Cunter, seconded by the Duke of Cuntshire.

I’d like to second this nom and add;
The cunt that is Keir Starmer, desperate for votes to prop up his failing empire, jumps on to the terrorist loving, pro Palestine, pro Muslim, anti Semitic bandwagon, and says.”The UK Formally recognises the State of Palestine”.

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No it doesn’t you carpet bagging motherfucker. I don’t remember a referendum on the subject. A desperate, useless PM recognises the state, not the UK

are still cunts.

It is a civil matter! so recap some time ago I paid a company to collect my car to recondition the engine, or so I thought.
Turns out the cunts take a deposit, give an outrageous quote that people refuse and they scrap the car, so quid’s in for them.
Muppet features (me) said ok paid them a massive wedge and they thought shit and closed the company and legged it.
Any way they reformed a new company “Engine restore ltd” to do pretty much the same thing.

Any way I sat down with plod and we went through the google reviews of all 3 companies these twats have run doing pretty much the same thing and agreed that it looked a lot like fraud, he took it to his boss and they came back saying it is a civil matter.
now that’s cuntishness of the highest, I note they recently launched a task force to stop men wolf whistling female joggers.

the other reviews of the company are done by mates.

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Nominated by Lord Benny.

is a cunt.

The modern way of life sees many things held dear being irrevocably destroyed. A previous cunting branched in to the language side of things with cunters listing words they felt had lost any of their traditional meaning. My 2 go-to’s there would be ‘celebrity’ and ‘hilarious’. Bastardized to death by sensationalist click-bait stories about fuck-all.

And you might say ‘that’s fine, use alternate words if you want’ (There are contrarian fucking apologists for everything).

But 2 weeks ago some boats that were part of a ragtag flotilla were intercepted … we all knew they’d be stopped and they were. Taken to land and deported soon after. It has been done before, the IDF not as enamoured by our Greta as headline writers would appear to be. Big yawn.

But if you believe online news, the interception in question caused ‘Global outrage’. I don’t know how they’re defining that, personally.

In da movies, if a planet-killer asteroid is identified as heading for earth, there is global panic. That seems apt in the situation. But besides the cunts that are always going apeshit about the other thing *anyways*, it was business as usual the next day for ‘the world’.

Anyways. They must mean a few individuals in far flung spots to justify ‘global’. One in Greenland, say, .. one in Italy, one in Australia. All 3 outraged by the same something that only matters to them. DOES that count as global outrage, though?

It MUST, because the incident that has me cunting here, is the following :

Not very nice. Bullies are cunts. A *little* bit funny in a gallows humour sort of way. (kids using the word ‘Pussy’ 😄).

But still. ‘Global outrage’? I think not.

So what will we call it going forward if something of significant happenstance in the negative column were to occur?

As a tangent, the likes of the link get awarded the moniker ‘global outrage’, but .. other somewhat more outrageous events seem to not qualify. I don’t recall much global outrage being reported in the tabloids re: Southport et al.

I see in the time it took to nom this, this particular case was edited to ‘outrage worldwide’ in the article which is still hyperbolic hyper-bollocks but lexically a tad more defendable in an argument about it, I suppose .. but the cunting endures ‘cos the next so-called global outrage is surely only days away as I type.

Maybe Trump will misgender some cunt or something.

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Nominated by Cuntemall.