Jay Blades of the Repair Shop

The Repair Shop is a great programme, and is one of the few I watch on AlBeeba. The quality of the craftmanship is incredible and is of course performed by our non-diiverse citizens, who have years of knowledge and experience to have honed their skills.

Being the virtue signalling cunts they are, the BBC fuck it up by having this grinning floppy present it.

He makes out he is in charge – he greets the punters with their broken kit, and the expert whitey fixes it using whatever unique and high quality skills are required. Said grinning loon then meets the punters and takes the credit for the high quality workmanship, when he does fuckall (I will admit that in one episode he swept the floor, saying “I will make myself useful”. Yeah, that’s about the ceiling of his “skills”. Obviously the woke Al Beeb producer hasn’t let him do that again).

He’s probably a terribly nice chap, but in allowing himself to be the face of diversity whilst contributing the square root of fuck all, Jay Blade you are a cunt. And he wears a fucking silly cap – double cunt.

The BBC are still cunts, but what do you expect…….

Nominated by: Big Al 

Dead Pool [175]

Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly predicted the demise Ruth Bader Ginsburg the veteran liberal US supreme court justice who was known as the Notorious R.B.G and was only the second female US supreme court justice.Bader Ginsburg was 87 and died from cancer complications having suffered from the condition on several occasions since 1999.

On to Deadpool 175

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My nominations:

Sandra Day O’Connor
Carlos Menem
Tim Curry
James Whale
Dai Davies

Damien Turner – Unemployable nappy wearing waster

A “Oops, I’ve done a whoopsie” cunting for West Virginia native, Damien Turner. Who the fuck is this then and what has he done? Well he is a 29 year old man who has been complaining about being unemployed because of his disgusting habit of wearing adult nappies and acting like ,well, a child. And yes, unsurprisingly there is a community of weirdos who indulge in this fuckwittery, adult baby diaper lover (ABDL) which he shares his lifestyle choice on social media of course.

Turner dribbles, “Diapers are very convenient, comfortable and cute. Its a very nice lifestyle and I wouldn’t do anything else.

Dressing like a baby gives off a very relaxing, calm safe vibe. Its almost as if you were back at preschool without a worry in the world.

Employment is hard. I’m constantly in and out of work. Sometimes my employers find my pictures online or just can’t put up with the fact I’m wearing a diaper and acting childish in the workplace”.

Well for starters Damien, your in the wrong place. Shouldn’t you been at ‘uni’ studying some useless degree in your safe space, plenty of bedwetters there. In the real world why should normal people have to work alongside you while you are there, sitting in your own shit and indulge your fucked up lifestyle choice and undoubted mental health issues?

The West is fucked and like a shitty nappy, needs changing.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator 

Politics 101 by Scarlett Johansson (4)

Yeah, she’s at it again. As soon as there is US election in the offing, this woke motormouth with tits pipes up and talks shit.

First it was John Kerry, then it was the Obama cunts, then she was a vile Clinotnite and full of praise for the hated Hilary.

Now? She is spouting off about a campaign called ‘Women For Biden’, focusing on herself of course. Aside from the fact that she is talking self serving bollocks once again, I find it absolutely hilarious that she actually sees herself as some sort of great political mind and social commentator.

She is little more than an American female Lineker. A rich and famous knob who thinks that fame entitles them to say anything they fucking like. However stupid it may be.

Also, the ‘feminist’ angle is a total mockery. For women, eh? Does that include Dylan Farrow? Still sucking up to Woody Allen?

Bollocks! What a thermonuclear cunt

Nominated by: Norman 

The Rolling Cunts (4)

The Rolling Stones are cunts!

The new shop they have opened in Carnaby Street reflects who and what they are now: a brand name, a corporate monster, a franchise.

All you will get in there is tongues all over everything and stuff that would have you believe they only began in 1971.

As usual they will not pay any attention to their 60s legacy and their glory years. Ask for a book on Brian Jones in that shop and you’ll get some millennial knobhead with a puzzled look on their fizzog. They won’t even know who he is.

I know relations with ABKCO are hardly rosy, but surely a Rolling Stones shop should cater for the first generation of fans and acknowledge how great they really were in the 1960s?

Welcome to the Disney Superstore of rock.

Nominated by: Norman 

https://www.nme.com/news/music/the-rolling-stones-london-shop-rs-no-9-carnaby-photos-2749007