Not content at leaving the Country in Tiers [©T-T 2020], it seems our revered PM has at long last decided to go the whole hog.

The country has wised up this time, though. Clever people are now upping their game and will be entering this lockdown far better prepared than late March. Invoking innovative behaviours, from Panic Haircuts in Halesowen to Panic Parties in Peckham, the more savvy citizens have substantially upped their game from the mere crudity of pasta and panty-liner hoarding evidenced in Spring.

Now that Ground Control to Major Cunt has been wheeled out again, we should definitely not take our eye off the ball. As the Greatest living Yorkshireman might say “We never gave in”… and neither should we.

To be sure a veritable welter of opportunities exist for yet more unoriginal and meaningless bullshittery, which will indupitably soon be revisited. Remember, remember the fifth of November: this year we may witness the letting off of oxygen cylinders (pilfered from redundant Nightingales) in conjunction with large-scale commercial fireworks on our doorsteps at 8pm. Rather more impressive than the altogether less effective onanistic ovatory ordure we became accustomed to of a Thursday evening during the Summer.

What a shower of cuntery. Forewarned is forearmed!

Nominated by: Terry-Thomas 

There are many reasons to nominate this piece of shit, but this one comes from something I’ve just read in the paper.

He was pictured on a day out at the beach with a ‘female friend’. Apparently, he was surfing. The thing is, he did in true ‘look at me, I’m a piece of shit soy boy tech billionaire, who has no respect for your privacy and who got rich selling YOUR personal information’ by ‘surfing’ on a hydrofoil board.

I’d never heard of these things, but apparently, it’s a normal surf board, but with a big hydrofoil stuck underneath it.

Why? Other than to advertise to people what a complete and utter cunt you are (which Zuckerberg really doesn’t need to do) there is no point to them. Real surfers wouldn’t touch a hydrofoil board with a blue whale’s dick because, although some of them are somewhat cuntish, they’re not THAT cuntish.

But that wasn’t enough cuntery for Zuckerberg, oh no. Because he was hydrofoil surfing, while wearing a fucking HELMET. Again, why? It’s water, you twat, not fucking steel. NOTHING screams “I’m soppy, android, pussy ass, completely risk averse bell end of a cunt” than wearing a fucking a helmet while on a board on the water.

What the actual fuck? If you’re THAT worried about getting hurt, don’t do it, cunt bubble.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

A quick cunting for the above fuckwits, please.

Just seen a clip of them on the news. A thread on these power-trip Walter-Mitty’s earlier had guesses on what sort of cunt this ‘job’ would attract, and, boy, were they correct.

The cunts I saw that were strutting their funky stuff in Magnum boots, combat trousers and ‘tac vests’ with bulging pockets (of what??) like SAS trainees, (cunts would fail to get in the Kings Own Cannon Fodder Regt.), were the usual bullet-headed cunts that wouldn’t pass a DBS check for the police and spotty little cunts that would fail the traffic warden exams.

When asked if they had any powers, the answer was of course ‘No’. Well, fuck off then. I’ll bet my pension the cunts see themselves on the same professional level as the police, too.

What a waste of time and money, but, not too surprising with this shower of cunts in charge.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

A Bing Crosby and Hollywood Choir in rose-tinted glasses cunting please for the cunts of politicians and scientists pushing for yet another “lockdown”, this one designed to “saving Christmas”:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8898985/Boris-Johnson-announce-national-coronavirus-lockdown-WEEK-save-Christmas.html

WHY? for fucks sake. December 25th will come and go, one of the shortest days of daylight in the year. Those who wish to get pissed out of their minds will do so, pandemic or no.

All this bollocks is being whipped up by the BBC with their fantasies of disaster – they are having their Acopolypse now, and by God aren’t they enjoying it?. Self important newsreaders and camp presenters are creaming their undercrackers..

Boris will keep the schools open, so the little fuckers can come home and infect everyone else – that’s all right though, as long as little Jemima can learn a nursery rhyme or two.

This is all totally illogical. if things are so desperate,why not close everything now, not next Wednesday. One area went into stage two on Friday, just a few miles away they will reach stage 2 on Monday – do they think the virus is going to take 40 winks for three days?. It suddenly becomes more dangerous next Wednesday because Chris Witless says so?. Does he have a crystal ball?. So many unanswered questions.

But risking what is left of our economy – making us a virtual third world basket case, just to save one public holiday? Absoloute fucking madness. The other excuse is that some of the old wimmin scientists fear the NHS will eb overwhelmed – yet all the Nightingale hospitals, built at great ecxpense and speed remain mothballed.

It is a fucking mess and no good will come of it.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

“Prince William, 38, ‘secretly battled coronavirus in April’ – just days after his father Charles contracted it – and was left ‘struggling to breathe’ but didn’t want to ‘alarm’ the UK by revealing his illness”…..

“Alarm the nation” !!…. What a Gent….If he hadn’t kept it quiet I’d have been having sleepless nights I’d have been that “alarmed”…of course.

The brain-dead Wanker should realise that apart from the Bert and Doris Nutter types, nobody would give a flying fuck about some Cunt surrounded with servants and,no doubt,Doctors…most people are more likely to be “alarmed” at the prospect of losing their job,their savings,their home etc. to get too bothered about some entitled leech.

Another total Wanker who has rolled off The Windsor conveyor-belt of out-of-touch,grabby,stupid Fuckwits

PS…Don’t like the look of those brats of his either…already look spoiled and greedy.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler