Donald Trump’s fail-safe plan in the event of things not going his way in the election was to claim there existed a massive mail voter fraud conspiracy, yet election officials across the US, republicans and democrats alike, have refuted these allegations. Even more ridiculous is the ‘QAnon theory’, which proves there is no shortage of people eager to take advantage of the stupidity of others for personal gain. Using various forms of subterfuge as a means to seize, consolidate or hold on to power is a tactic that has been used throughout history to target the gullible, the fearful and the easily-manipulated.

In 1933 Nazi sympathizers set fire to the Reichstag in Berlin and blamed it on the communists, giving them the excuse to suspend civil liberties. In 1982 Argentina’s failing military junta attempted to restore support by reclaiming sovereignty of the ‘Malvinas’. People tend to wory less about how the economy is doing when they’re involved in a war.

If Trump hoped his inept schemes might instigate some kind of popular uprising to keep him in power, then unfortunately for him it hasn’t materialized. His moping and complaining has simply invited ridicule. Attorneys representing his campaign in the courts are withdrawing their services, he’s fallen out with Fox News and most republicans have decided that the best policy is to maintain an embarrassed silence till after he’s gone. In desperation he’s even tried to claim credit for the new coronavirus vaccines.

Vladimir Putin could teach him a thing or two about staying in power. He became prime minister of Russia in 1999, president in 2000, prime minister again in 2008 and president again in 2012. Trump must wish he’d been born a soviet citizen, it’s so much easier to re-invent oneself under their system.

Nominated by: Allan 

It grieves me to nominate some of these erstwhile respected soldiers for a cunting, however reports and the statement by an Aussie General would seem to indicate the regiment deserves a severe cunting for the massacre of civilians.

In the process they have sullied the good name of the SAS and all its sister regiments. Although my Rhodesian SAS disbanded unbeaten 40 years ago – thank goodness unsullied – those SAS Regiments left standing here and in NZ must be feeling somewhat aggrieved and quite rightly so.

Lest we tar all Aussie soldiers with the same brush, let’s remind ourselves of those noble and brave Aussies who selflessly fought for King and Commonwealth/Empire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_udGcKMhbtc

We will remember them.

Those Australian SAS members guilty of the crimes investigated aren’t fit to lick the boots of their forebears.

They are truly worldbeating cunts

Nominated by: Big Al 

(Details here – DA https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/australian-defence-chief-admits-sas-was-relied-on-too-much/COBJJ7PSTGBI55Q4QVQRFPLCXE/)

This is a mystic meg type nom, because it hasnt happened yet.
Brexit negotiations are nearly out of time,
That nice mr Barnier is pushing for fishing quotas to be reviewed every 10years,
Emanuel Microbe is demanding access to UK fishing waters.
British fishermen were at the heart of the fight for Brexit,
Their industry has been suffering for years.
I respect fishermen, a dangerous job,
And I want them to be the only ones fishing our shores.
What Im cunting is Boris & co selling them out, and he will,
Hes fuckin poison !
Hes not said anything about our fishing industry an thats fishy in its own right.
The only time a tory minister goes near a trawler is in the hope of sucking a fisherman’s friend.
Not betrayed them yet, but like Michael J Fox ive seen the future and Boris sticks up his fish fingers at our fishing industry.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

…and talking of fishy French froggy cunts, here’s one from W. C. Boggs 

The EU

The fascist cunts are well up for another cunting. After their blackmail, their tantrums, not least from the oldest but smallest toddler on the plant, Macron, and their obscene demands for money then more money, to add insult to injury they are now “demanding” a review in ten years time:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1364223/brexit-news-fishing-eu-trade-deal-michel-barnier-boris-johnson-news-latest

Every time I see that wankstain Barnier mincing round in his fucking daft EU face mask, I see some minor petty Nazi officer swaggering round displaying his swaztika, which is exactly what the EU trade mark is to Britain. Fuck the lot of the conniving self serving, corrupt cunts.

I’d like to find out which complete and utter vagina decided to start all this bollocks about a “Transgender remembrance day”.

I mean, really ! Fuck right off. You people are nothing more than oxygen thieves, filling up the interwebby with your infantile dross.

Fucking cunts.

(You just couldn’t make this shit up. It’s real. We checked – NA)

Nominated by: Sick of Cunts

I’m so damn sick of famous, privileged families who think they are hiding shameful family “secrets” but in reality we all know what they are. Of course, the mainstream media says the “rumors” are simply unfounded and vicious.

Two of the worst (and most obvious) are the paternal heritage of the ginger formerly known as Prince Harry (we’ll refer to him as Harry Hewitt-Spencer) and America’s ugliest twat Chelsea Clinton (hereinafter referred to as Chelsea Hubbell-Rodham, or maybe “cuntessa of all cunts”).

As an aside, I don’t know about you but when I get an inappropriately-timed stiff Willie I do a quick Google search on “Chelsea”. The ensuing pics put Willie in his place. And sometimes for much longer than I had anticipated. Her pic is one of the best birth control methods available today – and it’s free!

There are dozens of comparative photos on the internet of Harry and Chelsea and their real fathers James Hewitt and Web Hubbell. Simply google “Prince Harry and James Hewitt” and “Chelsea and Web Hubbell”.

OK, now that you had a look I should apologize. Did the pics of Chelsea make you puke? Yeah, me too. What a disgusting ugly entitled little cunt!

So my cunting nom is why we don’t have mandatory and public paternal testing of all the cunts who we know are the spawn of someone other than their fake dads.

Oh shit, I just puked again thinking about Web Hubbell and the Hildabeast going at it when they created Chelsea. I got to move on to something else.

Respectfully submitted,
Boomer Cuntbuster

Nominated by: Boomer Cuntbuster