Just read a report that these cunts have spent £2 million on booze in the last 5 years.

Fuck me, that’s cheap booze, subsidised by us as well as the cheap food they scoff in their subsidised restaurants.

What a wonderful little club eh? You turn up in the afternoon, collect your £315, have a kip on the red benches then go on to the “finest wines available to humanity”.

Then, totally pissed, you get a taxi home, claimed for on expenses…….if you can fucking remember.

And what do these arselicking cunts do anyway? The only thing I can remember them doing is spending four years trying to fuck up brexit, that’s the only time I can remember them brushing off the cobwebs and getting their greedy p*ncing noses out of a wine glass.

And there are more than 800 of these fucking parasites, a legislative body second in membership only to the Chinky commie “Parliament”.

This institution is not fit for the 21st century…….a bunch of freeloading cunts!

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8943967/House-Lords-spent-nearly-2million-alcohol-five-years-figures-show.html

You’re researching something on the interweb and find a web page that looks like it might have the information you’re looking for. You click to it and start reading.

Then about 5 seconds in or if you scroll down, a fucking great rectangle of shit appears over what you’re reading. Often inviting you to sign up for their newsletter or some other irrelevant shit you’re not interested in.

To add to the annoyance, the usual X in the top right hand corner to close the fucker isn’t there. They’ve put it in a different corner so you have to go looking for it.

Sometimes it’ll be a faint colour on a faint background making it almost impossible to see, so you spend even longer having to deal with their cuntitude and not reading what you went there for in the first place.

Web developers who implement this kind of feature are cunts. Stop doing it. It’s extremely annoying and makes it very unlikely I will ever visit your cunt website in the future. Thus reducing your traffic. So counter-productive then.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

…and this from Norman

Clickbait is a load of cunt.
Those annoying as fuck pop ups that appear on the screen. Totally made up shite like

‘The Tragedy of Richard Branson’. The only real tragedy being that he isn’t dead.

‘Jeremy Clarkson loses all his money’. Only thing is, he hasn’t.

‘Susan Boyle is unrecognisable now and looks gorgeous’. But she doesn’t and she never fucking will.

These things are usually links to some scam or another and anyone with any sense just ignores them. But they don’y half irritate the fuck out of me.

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Scalpers are low life, opportunistic, extortionist cunts aren’t they!

The more shopping goes online and the more twats there are in the world, means the little Chinese children can’t make electronics fast enough for us. This means our online retailers can’t supply the demand, which leads to good old scalping.

Scalping is when you know there’s going to be a short supply of a product, so instead of being considerate and buying just one item so others have a chance to get one, these cunts buy 20 and then list them on eBay for three times as much the RRP.

You can’t even compete with the fuckers because they use bots (software that auto buys items) so each retailers website either crashes or runs out of stock immediately.

Retailers don’t give a fuck either, as they’re selling all their stock, so have no incentive to do anything about it.

More evidence that a lot of cunts are out for themselves and don’t give two fucks about anyone else. So many selfish wankers these days.

Love thy neighbour, I think not, it’s more like fuck thy neighbour with a rusty dildo. Cunts.

Nominated by: elcuntio 

(Certain concert ticket providers – mentioning no names of course, but are “Masters at Tickets” – are total cunts for this game – DA)

A special old time loser cunting please for rapidly ageing and fading former President Obama. The old cunt has written a book (I wonder what colour crayon he used?), and the BBC in particular are taking a knee big time:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000q1g1/barack-obama-talks-to-david-olusoga

Special Wireless 4 programme this morning at 0900, no doubt repeated later in the day, the sanctimonious voice of the chocolate coloured Blair holding forth about everything under the sun, and when I ventured into the high street this morning W.H. Smith, the rapidly fading newsagent and high street presence, had stacks of the book all over the shop – a very expensive way of buying bog paper, in my view.

Who gives a fuck what this raddled ex-President thinks about anything?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs