Borat


Warning anti semitic content!

Yeah the geeky Jew playing peek-a-boo. That’s all it it. See all it is getting at white western Christian culture. But its subtly done. Where is Borat from? Supposedly from an east European country with a history of antisemitism. Thick see, backward.

He got stupid thick rednecks (in the first film) in America to sing about ‘throwing Jews down the well’. Success!

He gets dupes to slag off Jews in this new film

He has slagged off Trump of course recently to keep his liberal credentials. But he will secretly love Trump for recognising Jerusalem as the Capital of Israel.

He has pranked Rudi Juliani. Nearly entrapping into a sexual encounter.

Horrible for me. Another one which sticks in my mind (from the first film);when he took his own shit or something in a bag and the woman said later that it had a detrimental effect on her and her business.

What the fuck does he care. The world is just up to take the piss out of.

Going back to that peek-a-boo thing. It was always that feeling for an old antisemite like me- that were being played. That we’re being laughed at.. That were being used.

Just to wrestle this back a bit and to finish. Ali G was good because he started out duping everyone. But with Borat he found his his best character where he can expose latent antisemitism. But in way he does it it just confirms a fear that some of us still have about The Jews. Namely that what you see is not what you get.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

…and seconded by Piss Poor Film Exposure 

I nominate ‘Borat 2’ and its has-been, one trick pony Sacha Baron Cohen for a cunting of epic proportions.

Mr Cohen, I honestly thought you’d put the mirthless, over reliant on catchphrases past behind you! You fooled me temporarily by demonstrating actually acting well in the Netflix series ‘Spy’; I enjoyed that, no wokeness and entry demanded a certain amount of cerebral effort from the viewer. As stimulating as Netflix output gets…

However, after ‘watching’, nay, enduring two thirds of ‘Borat 2’ I was ready to put my foot through the TV. Jesus, where do I begin to highlight how Godawful this soi disaster ‘film’ excrement is.

Unfunny woke illiberal Liberal jabs at Trump… tick aplenty.
Cynical ‘it’s okay I’m Jewish’ piss taking of Jews tick.
Dressing up like a cunt, see above, tick.
Lacking in any self awareness, wit or plot to speak of tick.
Cash grabbing resurrection of a crap character tick.
Hello Amazon funding in the millions tick. Greed tick.
Being about as funny as a terminal illness diagnosis tick.

Borat, the cunt playing him and the cunts that bankrolled the film are uber cunts of colossal magnitude.

Hand Waving on TV


People on TV who wave their hands about when speaking.
Why does everyone on TV feel the need to wave their damn hands about when they speak?
Is it because they are puppets and an out of sight assistant is pulling their strings?
No – they are told to do it (especially politicians) by body language “experts” who seem to think it emphasises the point the talking heads are trying to make, and it gives them a change from their usual deflection tactics when refusing to answer questions – “You know, er, so, the thing is” etc.
It is a relatively recent thing but it sends me barking mad STOP DOING IT FOR FUCKS SAKE – WE ARE NOT CABBAGES AND DO NOT NEED VISUAL AIDS TO ACCOMPANY YOUR LIES!
Feel better now.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Care4Calais

A leaky boat, oh what a lovely oar, cunting please for this bunch of halfwitted do-gooders, who, following a trip to Davy Jones locker for a quartet of illegal immigrants yesterday, calls on Britain to make immigration from outside the UK easier for anybody who doesn’t feel like being in the Navy Lark:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54715864

Surely this country has seen enough uncontrolled immigration.

C4C want to send a “wake up” call – they are the fucking cunts who need to be woken up – preferably with a heavy duty water cannon.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

…and seconded by: Sick of it 

A seconded cunting following the W C Boggs on Care4Calais.

The BBC rolled out the wettest fucking bitch I have ever seen to plead for the UK to take more migrants…. now to be fair to the BBC presenter she did challenge the silly cow.

The wet cunt said these people have connections to the UK and they wouldn’t attempt the crossing if they weren’t desperate.

If they have genuine connections to the UK they can apply through normal channels and as for making the dangerous crossing, it’s THIER responsibility and everyone knows they do it because they are confident they will be escorted across by French and British coast guard.

On this occasion (Dunkirk) it all went wrong and now the libtards are looking for someone to blame, guess who will be in the frame, yep the UK government.

These cunts are in France, they are the responsibility of the French, either process them and keep them or send them back to where they came from.

The French blame the UK because we are a Magnet for the migrants, well that is easily solved, Priti and Boris just need to say anyone crossing the channel will not be allowed to stay in the UK under any circumstances and other than the fucking woke cunts the great British public will back them all the way.

The “Smart” Phone Generation


I’m having my daughter to stay with me this week for half term. Don’t see her as often as I’d like as she’s in Southampton and I’m in Bristol.
She’s 13 and is doing fine at school by the sound of it. She always gets good reports and does her homework diligently. So what’s the problem you may ask? The problem is that she knows Jack shit about fuck all!
Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t expect her general knowledge to be anywhere near the level of mine but she couldn’t tell you which city the Eiffel tower is in, who the Russian president is or which river runs through London. You know, £100 type questions on Who wants to be a millionaire.
God knows what they teach them at school these days although you’ll be unsurprised to hear that she seems to know all about slavery. I’m trying to keep her amused and busy this week but any spare time she has is spent staring at her smartphone or tablet playing online games with her friends.
Some of you may be familiar with the Einstein quote;
“I fear the day when technology overlaps with our humanity. The world will only have a generation of idiots”
Don’t know how Einstein managed to predict that happening 100 years ago. Apparently he was quite a clever bloke!
One could argue that general knowledge is a waste of time these days as any fact can be found in about 30 seconds flat with the smartphone in your pocket. You could also argue that there is no need to know where the Eiffel tower is. Personally I would argue that that’s bollocks.
These morons are going to be running the country in 20-25 years time. Be scared! Mind you, they probably couldn’t do a much worse job than Boris and his bunch of that’s!

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt

The Welsh Firebreak


When I first saw this term, l thought forest fires had started ripping through Snowdonia or the Brecon Beacons. Then I realised it was being used for the 2 week lockdown which we in England would call a circuit breaker lockdown.
At the time of writing, we’ve now reached the ridiculous position of police checks on the ‘border’, stopping people from leaving or entering for ‘non-essential journeys’.
What’s so fuckin’ ridiculous is that Gloucestershire police are assisting these buggers by carrying out their own checks. WTF has this got to do with English police?

The Welsh government has stopped people from buying ‘non-essential goods’.
Picture the scene: a Welsh policeman pulls up a motorist crossing into England.
“ Good day Sir. Would you mind stepping out your car and opening the boot?”
Motorist: I don’t do drugs, officer.
PC : It’s not about that Sir. Please open that bag.
Motorist : unzips a hold-all and takes out items of clothing.
PC : Can you explain to me what 30 pairs of socks are doing on your person?
Motorist : I didn’t know they were an illegal substance Officer.(note – they should be in my case.)
PC : You say you bought them from Tesco in Pontypool? They are classed as a non essential item and I have no choice but to fine you £100 on the spot.
Motorist : Pays cash and PC pockets cash for the annual Christmas ball.

What a fuckin’ load of nonsense. What a load of cunts circuit breakers and the Marxist Welsh government are.

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt