Tobias Ellwood MP

(He’s the 4-eyed cunt in the middle of the pic. Don’t know where he got the medals from though –  DA)

Pompous upper class twit Tobias is allegedly a Conservative MP, but he doesn’t seem to know which side his bread is buttered:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/no-deal-brexit-navy-french-fishermen-b270498.html

He, and whining old woman Chris Patten, on Wireless 4 earlier are complaining that the Royal Navy will be instructed to get heavy with frog fishermen who invade our waters after January 1st 2021. What would Tobias do?, just ask them not to be naughty?

No wonder government is in such a state when you get big girls blouses like that pair of wankers getting upset when the government get tough.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

and seconded by Captain Quimson

Seconded WC,

I am fucking incensed by this no marks back benching cunt.

Elwood is supposed to support THIS country, not the EU, a show of strength is exactly what is needed to show the “surrender monkeys” we’re not taking their shite anymore,

in-fact Elwood I would send the submarines out and torpedo any foreign cunt who even entered an inch in to sovereign BRITISH territory (that includes the dinghy demons too), okay you Quisling cunt!!!!

It’s all about the Narrative

“the narrative” is a cunt.

In days gone by politicians and corporations had to use middle men like PR firms and other such like cunts to push their narrative onto the media. The journalists would sort through it and give us the truth. Didnt always work but was pretty good.

Now the media is the politicians and corporations. The BBC will never do a program examining Boris Johnson’s mad green agenda which will see all our bills quadruple. Its against the narrative.

There will never be an exposure of the still not released report into “grooming (jihadi) rape gangs.Its against the narrative.

Brexit has been held up for four years because its against the narrative.

Orange man bad and has to go because its against the narrative.

China isn’t responsible for a world wide pandemic because its against the narrative.

Voting is pointless and the media,corporations and politicians are all the same CUNTS.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

Kent (The County of)


Kent is a Cunt.

Huge stack-ups on the roads leading to the ports, crazy panic buying at the retail parks, dumping ground for dossers and gimmigrants and now Kent brings us a new more virulent version of the dear old virus. Couple of Professor Shitty stats – for whatever they are worth –Covid II is 70% more buggering than Covid I and 61% of reported Covid II cases are in Kent.

NHS Meltdown IV is superwhelming the already crap and overwhelmed hospitals. Just as well the cunt county of Kent is known as The Garden of England. Plenty of poor punters available to be planted six feet under.

Kent, the Memorial Garden of England. Has a nice ring to it.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Ian Jones

Feel a bit mean about this one but this dick splash is just one of many who think they are making a difference and want to tell the world about what they are doing and have done by living in some third world cess pit. Some of us just get a job here, pay our taxes and get on with it.

Never heard of the bloke before today but have now decided he is a cunt. Why you ask. Well this bell end has spent the past few years in India trying to help craftsmen trade their way out of poverty.

Noble idea and very worthy perhaps but since he has been in India he has contracted Malaria and Dengue Fever and somehow given the hoo hah about how deadly it is has managed to survive Covid-19.

But now the cunt has got bitten by a cobra not once but twice (how the fuck does that happen) Did Ian have medical insurance so he could cover the risks of living in a third world shit hole. No.

Those cobras by all accounts have a nasty bite (especially twice) and now he is paralysed and blinded so now for Ian it’s back to Blighty so he can get what is rightfully his in terms of medical care and 24/7 support and we can all pick up the tab.

Maybe I can be corrected on his circumstances but until then I will recommend this cunting to you cunters.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-55278667

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066 

The Loony Left (2)

The loony left. (This comes courtesy of the Guido Fawkes website). Sometimes, this shit really does write itself.

The loony left are currently targeting David Lammy (yes, you read that right), the racist and race baiting gobshite, because Lammy posted a tweet in which he praised Winston Churchill as a pioneer of human rights.

Cue much rheeing, wailing and gnashing of snowflake teeth. I’ve seen a number of the tweets attacking him, and I have to say most of them seem to come from the sort of people who…erm…what’s the word? Despise…white people. And they’re definitely the sort who hate the UK.

I haven’t yet seen an apology from Lammy, and I hope one will not be forthcoming. But I always find it a glorious sight when the left turn on one of their own. I have to admit though, I’m it’s Lammy who’s become the target. I’m even more surprised to find Lammy praising any white man, let alone Winston Churchill. Must’ve been some party Lammy went to before he posted it.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw