A There’s Nowt So Q ueer As Folk, Theres-No-Business-Like-Show-Business, look at me duckie, cunting please for that demented ex “comedian” soon to be Labour MP, Izzard, the boy/girl done good this week, his fans calling him a “trailblazer” (though I’d still call him a raving poofter) for “LGTVQABC123 comedy”.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/eddie-izzard-pronouns-she-her-transgender-b404753.html

What tremendous act of bravery did the raddled old queen come out with to make him the queen of wokedom?. Admitting to being a turd burglar?, breaking down and saying he had AIDS?. Knob polishing the winner of Strictly Come Mincing? Well, no – nothing quite so cutting edge as that: he allowed himself to use the pronouns “she” and “hers”.

A raving exhibitionist pervert, the smegma on the Labour party’s foreskin, hoping to become one of Starmer’s charmers. A bigger cunt than Blair and Mandy put together.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

And seconded by LeonardoDiCunty:

The cross dressing ‘funny man’ has announced he/she/it is in a ‘transition period’ and wants to be addressed as her/his.

I assume this is ahead of it formally becoming one of the sisterhood. Sadly I couldn’t read the rest of the article as It was pictured in leather skirt, pouting red lipstick and a strange blonde hairdo, shorter than, but not unlike the cunt from the Human League off of the eighties and I had to go off and puke.

Years ago this would have been freak show material with kids in the audience pointing and crying.

It’s just abymisal really that wrong uns get headline billing in the tabloids, are all ac Ross anti social media etc and are lauded as some sort of superhero sin society.

I fucking despair.

And thirded by Miserable Northern Cunt 

Eddie Izzard.

Ive never found him funny.
Creepy, certainly but not funny.
Now Edith Lizzard wants to be known by the pro nouns ‘she’ ‘her’ etc.
Took him till now, late middle age, to want this.
He also commits the crime of beret wearing.
This is ok for the armed forces but anyone else doing this is despicable!
Che Guevara, frank Spencer, every Frenchman, wolfie smith,
Its the sign of a wrong un, a bad egg, a warning that the wearer is a pariah.
Oh Betty.

In the spirit of the season, I would like to cunt Christmas crackers.

From the lame jokes to the crap ‘gifts’, unless you buy a premium set there seems to be absolutely no point to them. And yet in my family we still buy them because it’s tradition.

I enjoy Christmas but bah humbug to these pieces of tat.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

I’d like a “ on yer bike you stupid cunt” cunting for Simon Cowell.

The condescending dipstick bought an E bike that he knew was capable of 60mph, got on, set off, and flipped it, and broke his back. He’s now trying to sue the company that manufactures them for 10 million, claiming that the company should have given him lessons.

The only lesson this cunt needs is how to read manuals that specifically say “ not suitable for rich arrogant cunts”.

Good luck with your claim Mr Knievel, you utter cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

(More here – DA https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13459883/simon-cowell-legal-action-electric-bike-crash-broken-back/ )

This cunting is not so much about the cricket itself but the ‘add ons’. For a cricket enthusiast a tournament in the depths of an English winter should be a sure fire winner but as I watch game number three my piss is starting to boil.

Firstly, the players are taking the knee. I would love one of them to refuse to do so ; I am sure that the majority of players and fans do not approve of the bollocks .

Secondly, the commentators seem to be paid by the word. Whilst I respect them as ex players ,they prattle on trying to overanalyse each delivery. Someone needs to show them a video of Dan Maskell at Wimbledon all those years ago.

Lastly, there are adverts at the end of nearly every over and the fall of each wicket. To compound the viewer’s misery the adverts often overrun into the next over.

A potentially excellent event being ruined by thoughtlessness.

Nominated by: Guzziguy 

Those who say the Garden of Eden is a mythological story and nothing more.

A cunt say Russell Brand, a complete cunt Owen Jones? A complete and utter cunt Lineker. A monumental cunt Branson. Oh no he’s intergalactic. Anyway there are gradations of cunt. But there is one set of cunts way out on the edge of things isn’t there?

The solid fact of Evil in the world is what I am talking about here.

We all have our favourite atrocities don’t we cunters? The ones that stick in your mind. Mine is he strung up his victims so they had to stand on their tiptoes, if they slipped they would hang themselves. He left them there for hours. That was in America. Over here -Brady and Hindley of course. The Black Panther case I remember-poor Leslie Whittle down that drainage shaft always stuck in my mind.

What about the structural Evil of Nazism or The Khmer Rouge? They committed unspeakable crimes, beyond belief. And yet they happened.

Now this is exactly where the story of the Garden of Eden comes in and explains things.

Quickly that out first parents rebelled not against some human King or Prince or Ruler but against the Ruler of the Universe, the Creator. The Creator of all things, even themselves. And because of that rebellion the human race has been tainted by Original Sin ever since.

Concupiscence it is called (that we have an inclinations towards evil throughout our lives). We are wounded in ourselves it means, in the very grounds if our being. In other words (what I am sure cunters instinctively agree with) THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HUMAN NATURE.

Come on cunters put your hand up. We all have those vicious evil little thoughts of what we would like to do to our enemies. Nay, what we would like to do to our neighbours, work colleagues. It’s just in us.

Big subject. But quickly the teaching is we are not born good or bad but are born with the potential to be good or the potential to be evil.

There is no other philosophy or religion that explains human nature quite so accurately as Christianity does.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic