John Dillermand is a cunt, isn’t he.
Your child hits the TV knob and watches a new programme from Denmark called John Dillermand. It’s a crazy, ding-dong programme about a creepy Hercules Poirot lookalikey winkle who resembles a hungover pædo and whose long, thin, red & white striped penis keeps extending from out of his red & white striped dress.
The Flumps, it ain’t.
When you’re a kid you should be chewing on a sausage, riding on your chopper or at the very least you should be watching Peppa Pig waving a ham doll or a pork sword. You should be drawing a silly doodle or practising your mouth organ.
The episode I watched had him standing in his garden and unscrewing an oil can to pour on his barbecue with his pee-pee which unravels like an Inspector Gadget limb.
This obvious controversy could give you the willies but it just gets on my wick.
Ring the bells’ end for this cheap bollocks.
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous
(More here – DA https://www.euronews.com/2021/01/07/john-dillermand-danish-children-s-tv-show-gets-mixed-reviews-of-protagonist-with-a-giant-p)
and seconded by Lock, stock & two smoking cunts
I’d like to nominate Danish Broadcaster ‘DR’.
“Why”? I hear you ask. Well, because they have released a children’s show aimed at 4-8yr olds about a man (John Dillermand) who cannot control his penis!
The mind boggles at who considered this a good idea (for anyone, let alone nippers).
Link below from (of all places) The Guardian. Other news outlets are available if the Guardian raises your blood pressure above boiling point!
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/06/john-dillermand-denmark-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis