The cost of working from home is a cunt.

The work from home (WFH) option has been a no-no for a very long time. At least it has in IT circles. Management seem to think that if they can’t actually see you at your desk, then you’re not doing your job. Odd that they don’t seem to trust the very same people they themselves hired. Some companies have used occasional WFH as a perk or a no-cost-to-them benefit for some of their employees. Seriously. Other companies have used a WFH policy as a means to depress salaries. The logic seems to be eliminating a commute means employees are more willing to work for less and accept non-tangible benefits as part of their overall compensation. Fact is, commuting or not doesn’t change the value of someone’s work or output. Furthermore, any ‘benefit’ derived from not commuting is directly proportional to the employee’s distance from their place of work. As such, the ‘benefit’ cannot be applied uniformly and is therefore unfair and discriminatory.

The curse of the ‘Rona has proved companies can survive with a remote workforce and the remote workforce does in fact continue to do its job. Who would have thunk it? Onsite office space for every employee may well be a thing of the past. Consider the cost savings for the employer. The elimination or reduction of:

* office space rent
* office furniture
* office heating/cooling
* other building utility costs for lighting, water, sewage, drainage, etc.
* onsite subsidised catering, free tea/coffee, etc.
* various insurances
* general building/grounds maintenance costs like cleaning, landscaping, etc.

At the same time, you’re at home doing your job, possibly using a company laptop. Who’s paying for your increased usage of electricity, internet, heating/cooling, stationery supplies, additional equipment like external screens, printers, scanners, etc.? You are. Anyone expensing this back to their employer? No, didn’t think so. Anyone seen a nice bonus or salary increase to reflect your additional costs and the employer’s cost reductions ? No, didn’t think so.

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/mps-given-an-extra-10000-to-work-from-home/09/04/

Odd that. Discuss.

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

Ive a neighbour, about early 60s lives with his elderly mum,
Hes the most boring bastard on the planet.
Monotone, long rambling stories that have no punchline or point, he doesn’t get jokes,
Or sarcasm,
No inflection to his voice..zzzzz
Today im not working so took the dog for a walk in the woods,
Bumped into this cunt☹️
He took a quite interesting subject and made me want to hang myself from the nearest tree,
The dog looked like it wanted to join me!
If youve no mates, no missus, or bird then you need to reach a point of self examination,
And ask yourself honestly
‘am I a boring cunt?’
And if so, leave others who are happily playing in the woods alone.
The boring fucker.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

A nomination for US rapper (ie cunt) ‘Lil Uzi Vert’ who has had a £17.5m pink diamond surgically implanted in his forehead.

He told fans (more cunts) that the jewel was close to 11 carats and that it was his favourite possession – as well as being his most expensive purchase ever.
“I’ve been paying for a natural pink diamond from Elliot for years now,” he wrote.
“This one Stone cost so much I’ve been paying for it since 2017.
“I’m literally tryna turn into a Diamond,” he added.

Well he’s certainly turned into an even bigger cunt than he previously was.
I suspect there’s a few muggers waiting for him with a crowbar ready to gouge it out, or a machete. What an absolute cunt, ugly fucker too.

Nominated by: mystic maven

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13964674/lil-uzi-vert-critics-diamond-implanted-forehead/

I happened to be in Tesco the other day and wandered up the ready meal aisle by mistake. I was the only cunt in the aisle bar one chap staring at the Indian food in a box.

I thought to myself, who is buying this shit? Ready made meals have zero taste, are full of crap, god knows where the ingredients come from and how its made, and its sold in shitty plastic trays (usually).

Obviously I have tried ready meals before and I honestly can’t describe it as food, just gloopy yuck in a tray, yet the industry is worth billions in the UK.

Apparently Britons have 3 ready meals a week. What a bunch of lazy cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntologist

…and talking of ready meals here’s one from Uncle Monke,  about film lids on ready meals among other things 

I know this is a very specific cunting and in the grand scheme of things is very low down on the cuntometer, but it really pisses me off.

Bought myself a nice macaroni cheese from Sainsbury’s and followed the instructions to letter.

Remove outer sleeve and film lid.

Outer sleeve comes off no problem as it’s a cardboard sleeve.

Removing the film lid is however problematic.

I have never been able to successfully remove these in one piece. They always tear leaving little shards of film.

Like I said, it may not be a problem of stratospheric proportions but it really does boil my piss.

Or maybe I’m just an angry, angry man.

A counting again for Harry the fuck monkey and Megan Sparkle the media whore are apparently expecting a baby, so obviously they want to rev up the media interests so the can take them to court later,

I for one are looking forward to the next chapter of the half-blood Prince story from ISAC, so apart from getting some great piss taking fodder aside from that I don’t give a flying fuck about the sad fuckers….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

…and seconded by: Coolforcunts 

A get your sick bags ready Blaughhhhhh ? for the most hypocritical “we have left the public eye because we no longer want to be in the limelight” cunting for faux lightest of hues, Yoko Megain Ono and her dancing halfwitted ginger Prince of fools, Arry of dumbfuck cuckold wokism ?

Rejoice in the news that the first little heavily publicised cash-cow nonentity sprog is about to be conjoined by yet another Hello Magazine/Netflix, money making machine nonentity sprog, whilst it’s z list, no one ever heard of her before this, pretend ‘oh lawdy izit coz im blek’ mother starts counting all the proceeds of yet another media publicity and photo opportunity ?

If you thought some of the reality TV people that have been shat out in our face, like so many other Jade Badies worthless trash, and forgotten over several years were bad, be prepared for having to endure these nobody cares but you’ll have to look at us money grubbing cunts for potentially all eternity ?

It is difficult to think of a more scheming, conniving, manipulative and all round woke, Disney, villainess, than our very own advocate of ‘please leave us in peace’ failed cancelled soap “actress”?

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56065300
https://news.sky.com/story/prince-harry-and-meghan-duke-and-duchess-of-sussex-expecting-second-child-12218475

…and this from The Captain

Normally I would like to set the stage to my cunting but I don’t think it really needs one, the mere mention of the names should be superheating piss of cunters en mass….

12th Feb 2021: Sparkletits: This is a privacy victory not for us but for all….(in relation to their court win against a tabloid)

14th Feb 2021: Sparkletits and the Halfblood Prince (hat tip to a fellow cunter for that phrase, now de facto title for these vacuous turd gurglers in my place of work) in ALL the media they campaigned against: Hooorah! We are about to shat out another child……

What a pair of sanctimonious cunts. Beautifully demonstrated.

…and more support, this time from Quick Draw McGraw 

Harry and Meghan, once again. For a couple who claimed they moved to Montecito, California, for privacy they’ve been very…what’s the phrase?…gob shitey. There hasn’t been a week, barely a day even, when one or both of these tedious, holier than thou cockwombles hasn’t been in at least paper spouting off on subjects they know fuck all about. Y’know the sort of thing, climate change, politics, race issues. They do know an awful lot about privilege though. Especially the ginger whinger, he was born into the most privileged family in the UK, so you could say he’s an expert on that. What’s annoying about his pronouncements on that though, is his assumption that ALL white people are privileged. Cunt.

Well, now we’ve had the announcement that twinkletits is pregnant again. Whippy fucking woo. Now the MSM have yet another excuse to give publicity to this most publicity shy of couples. Every day, from now until the day that kid pops out, we will be bombarded with photos and stories about how Twinkletits is ‘glowing’. I wonder if they’ll set up another foundation in this sprog’s name? Wait, I don’t give a fuck. The MSM know that us ordinary folk are sick of these two, I’ve seen the comments. It’s time they were given the privacy they claim they wanted. THEN you’ll see just how desperate for publicity these two cunts are.