Did anyone else watch that bag o’shite wimminz show The Pact on AlBeeb recently? If so you were no doubt as ungratified as I was to see this hatchet-jawed actress, sorry, ‘ac-tor’, in her customary role, playing ‘Hayley Cropper’. Again.

This dreadful old munter first washed up on Coronation St as ‘TVs first transgender star’ and I’d argue that you can trace the decline in that once-great / now seldom-watched show to that ridiculous storyline. Gone were the days of Minnie and Elsie sharing some humorous gossip over a half of stout in the Rovers; ushered in were ever more ridiculously woke, sensational but improbable storylines with one of those tedious “If you’ve been affected by” messages over the end credits.

But I digress. “Red Hayley” followed the usual deluded view of actors and felt it was her civic duty to loudly proclaim the wonders of Catweazle at the last General Election, no doubt from the safety of her 5-bed property in leafy Wilmslow. I knew there and then that would clinch a few thousand votes to the Tories.

Broadchurch, Happy Valley, Morse, there it still is. Same dodgy anorak; same crappy helmet hairstyle; same professional northerner dialect; it’s Hayley Cropper / Crapper all over again. There should be one of those aforementioned Warnings at the START of the show to alert us all to this old trout’s imminent appearance.

https://www.entertainmentdaily.co.uk/tv/the-pact-with-julie-hesmondhalgh-releases-first-look-images-from-the-bbc-crime-drama/

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

Wasting time and resources at the public expense.

An investigation is to be launched into forced adoptions in the 50s 60s and early 70s.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57274323

‘Hundreds of women forced into giving up their babies for adoption have called on the prime minister to issue a government apology.
Many did not go on to have more children and have said the loss caused them to lead a lifetime of grief.
They want the UK to follow Australia, which in 2013 became the first country to apologise for forced adoptions.’

I dont underestimate the trauma this caused. But.
What is the point of this breast beating? It wasnt any present day politicians responsible. What the fuck have they to apologise for?
We get more and more of this token bullshit such as the vigil for the poor woman murdered by an animal in London. But what the fuck is the point?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A bit of a comedy cunting with attached link to a video, if it wasn’t quite serious it would be the plot of a comedy sketch.

North Yorks Police were having a crackdown on uninsured cars and pulled over a Skoda, what they didn’t bank on was the comedy value when the passengers literally spilled out of the car.

The video is hilarious, 9 people in the car, including 2 in the boot….. you can guess they are of a foreign extraction ?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9624773/Video-Police-stop-Skoda-Octavia-carrying-NINE-people.html

Nominated by: Sick of it

Amanda Holden needs yet another cunting,

she is a shameless media whore as well as being pretty much the same in life, she has fucked her way to the position she,s in now, with morals of a stray cat shows no sign of slowing it down, the plastic surgery queen is knocking on a bit now, so we can only expect more racey pics in the future.

She will do anything to get her pic in the press but this time i think she has had a bit of an own goal, she has released photo,s of herself wearing money so if you didnt thing she was a money grabbing, gold digging cunt heres the proof.

There will be a similar pic of Megain Shitstain at some point in the future wearing Orangutan boys money as well….

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/15082367/amanda-holden-money-naked-heart-radio/

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Has anyone noticed how boring and soul destroying modern pornography is?

When I was a young teenager nothing was more exciting than illicitly acquiring a few porn magazines. Whitehouse, Lovebirds, Fiesta, Mayfair and even those crummy little black and white contact magazines were intoxicating and became treasured possessions, to be hidden under the bed or at the bottom of a draw, away from the prying eyes of my mother.

Of course the quality was appalling and many of the models looked like they were doing it for drug money. But it was great, nonetheless. Just occasionally we would come across the real deal, a Danish porn magazine like Colour Climax and I would disappear into my bedroom for hours on end.

That soon came to an end when my mother discovered my new hobby, alerted by my bleary-eyed and tired appearance, and my prized collection disappeared. She did however leave untouched a few copies of Mayfair, perhaps wisely concluding that it was fairly harmless stuff and that I should have some outlet for my sexual frustration or else a pregnant girl might appear on the doorstep.

The problem with modern pornography is that it’s too available. The average 14 year old boy must have seen it all by now. The glamour and excitement has gone. And for the most part the porn is too soulless and explicit to be enjoyable. Every perversion is catered for and once you’ve seen it all, and there’s nothing left to show, all the mystery has gone and there’s no place left for the imagination to roam.

The moral question has always dogged pornography. Is it exploitation? I don’t think the models are exploited and many are paid well. They and the producers are the ones doing the exploiting. I have no doubt that it can mentally harm models that do it for a long time.

Anyway, the whole modern pornographic industry has become a cunt. They’ve robbed our teen boys of the innocence and excitement of the Great Porn Quest, which was a right of passage.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

and seconded by: Infidelgastro

I’ll second that. Those well thumbed little books were like treasure. My brother had a few and I once showed them to some older kids in our air raid shelter. They made me leave and I had to wait outside whilst they perused them. They’d arrive in droves every day until my mum cottoned on. Then my brother copped it.

Magazines with a fully clothed woman on the front and removing an item of clothing every page. Suspenders, stockings the lot. It normally became too much before the end as it is now.

Fucking hell I miss those days and those granite erections too.