
Now they are not all cunts, but really.
I am beginning to believe that the industrial revolution is a hoax, and the large cities and towns were in fact built by aliens.
I base this opinion on my experience of supplying the building industry with tools and materials for a good few decade’s.
So where do I start.
Planning, do they plan do they fuck almost the day before they start, they order the materials to build said dwelling and expect next day delivery.
Planning again! We deliver 5 tons of building sand and the next thing you know, they need more immediately, now you would imagine that as the pile decreased and the building did not enlarge, they would think to order more before they scraped of the ground and decided that they needed more sand.
Specials, now these are bespoke products that have been made for you…no one else, you gave the quantities and specs, and they have been made for you! We won’t buy them back they are yours, so you fuck up it’s your problem, whether it be a door a window a roof tile or a sodding radiator!
Work ethic now today we were forecast rain, we did have rain, the equivalent to a greenhouse mister! Have I seen a builder? Have I fuck, there is sodding tumbleweed blowing round the yard!
Its either to hot, to wet, to cold hence my belief that aliens may have in fact caused the industrial revolution.
Lastly pricing, now I live local, I live in a council flat and have an old, fucked Volvo and yes when I walk the dog by the posh pubs, I see them in there with their £6 pints and their range rovers.
Even more annoying is their fucking costa coffee mugs when they turn up in the shop, quite happy to buy overpriced coffee but will quibble the price of every screw or brick they want to buy.
Any way someone has fucked the economy and I am seeing more DIY ers than builders so the general public are busy breaking their most high value purchases right now, so they will be busy in a few years time.
Daily Fail
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