Is a cunt who also appears to be some kind of neo-natal necrophilia-obsessed fetishist.

** All, please be warned that this cunting involves death in childbirth, or shortly after **

Zoe Wards baby boy died at three weeks as a result of brain damage. After a recommendation from a family friend, she asked Florries Army to arrange the funeral, set up by Upton following her own daughters still birth in 2017.
Ms. Upton presented herself as a Funeral director. However, when Ms. Ward went to the address provided the following day, she was absolutely distraught to find that it was not only Uptons home, complete with cat and dog, but that her baby was posed in a baby bouncer “watching” cartoons on TV.

After phoning her mother in hysterics, a proper funeral director came and removed the baby to an appropriate place.

First. I offer my sincere condolences to anyone who has lost a child in such tragic circumstances.
I cannot imagine your pain.

You will be absolutely astonished to learn that in England and Wales, people who offer funeral services are totally unregulated, and you need zero qualifications to set yourself up in that business.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Cunters who enjoy the exotic will appreciate this one.King Atehehe (reminds you of Carry On Screaming’s King Rubbertiti) is a black jock who is grifting and receiving sympathetic treatment from the police (“have you been hurt in any way”?, “has your property been damaged?”), because he and his lady wife – and their “handmaiden” (!) is camping out in the woods because he claim’s his people’s land was taken from them by Queen Elizabeth The First.

Yet again a loony is taking over the asylum. Read it for yourselves, in all it’s quare and absurd detail.

Metro

Nominated by W C Boggs.

If you’re looking for cunts bigger than Katie Price’s vagina, look no further than the University of Leicester’s ridiculously named Centre for Hate Studies.

These prize cunts have published a report on the issue of “rural racism” which claims that ethnics face “challenges” in the countryside because rural England is “overwhelmingly white” (lucky rural England). I gather from the article that this report is a bingo card of left-wing babble-speak: “discomfort” and “psychological burden” from “navigating predominately white spaces” and that traditional pub culture and other “mono-cultural customs” are exclusionary.

However, I’m sure the poor foreign people this report sympathises with are more than happy to get oodles of benefits from the UK’s over-generous welfare state.

It states that the countryside lacks “appropriate facilities to meet religious and cultural needs”, and does not cater for “dietary norms that are rooted in religious or cultural practice”, such as kosher and halal, adding to feelings of exclusion. The report notes that “the availability of halal food or spaces for prayer could make a significant difference in whether people feel comfortable visiting the countryside”.

I guess the report hasn’t asked the Anglo-Saxon natives if they prefer food that isn’t cruelly slaughtered by some bearded savages who utter jibberish to some non-existent sky daddy as the animal bleeds to death in agony. I have said it before and will repeat it that the only animals who should die in this way are halal butchers themselves.

This lead author of this report is someone called Prof. Neil Chakraborti who is Leicester’s Hate Studies lead (another nonsensical DEI position). His picture in the article looks like a boiled head smothered in curry.

telegraph

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.

No sorry it’s a cunt.

Although it’s a sensitive subject and cultural niceties have to be observed I’m just beginning to imagine that Mr Blairs project (compounded by every govt thereafter in direct contradiction to their manifesto “pledges”) seems to have quite royally fucked the country..

In this case,most unfortunately,literally.

There seems no end to the sexuâl depravity foisted upon our lady folk.

Cat o’nine tails then entire family Oven.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

‘Having long legs with almost no calves is a sign of meanness, selfishness and deceitfulness’
– Geoffrey Chaucer, The Reeve’s Tale

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I think we can all agree that today’s top footballers are mostly greedy, selfish, mercenary cunts. However Alexander Isak has shown himself to be a cunt on a completely different level to the rest.

3 years ago Isak joined Newcastle United and is now one of the Premiership’s top strikers thanks to the hard work of his manager Eddie Howe and the coaching team. Last season the Toon won their first trophy in 56 years and qualified for the Champions League.

You’d think playing for a team on the up, £120,000 a week and the adoration of the fans would be reward enough. But not for Isak, oh no. He thinks he’s worth more and spent the summer causing his manager no end of grief by refusing to play and demanding a transfer to Liverpool, despite having 3 years of his contract to run. Personally I’d have stopped his wages and sued the cunt for breach of contract. The greedy shit didn’t even make a formal transfer request because that would lose him £6 million of the transfer money.

Anyway, Liverpool came up with the readies at the 11th hour and off he has fucked. To Liverpool I say the following:
1. You’ve paid too much.
2. Just wait till Real Madrid or PSG come sniffing in a couple of years and the cunt drops you in the shit too.
3. I hope it doesn’t work out and your fans turn on him. As they do.
4. Next time you play the Toon I hope Dan Burn breaks both the cunt’s legs. Permanently.

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.