My nom is “Fuckin Tik Tok” (excuse my language)
Tik Tok, the only social media platform that ” bans people” for having an opinion, or even dares to go against one of their “creators” for, basically creating fuck all.
I disagree= banned, your opinion went against one of our “creators”. Freedom of opinion doesn’t count in the interests of making money. Fuck right off Tik Tok
Nominated by Lord of the Cunts Link from Sam Beau.
are cunts.
As the only vaguely right-wing station in the country, I enjoy listening to Talk TV when I’m up and down the length and breadth of Wales doing my job, joyously ignoring 20mph signs and hearing someone actually say that the majority of kidrapers are PARKIES.
BUT, when they take calls, it’s always, um, er, um, can you hear me, um, cough, cough, er…
IF YOU’RE NOT READY OR ABLE TO SPEAK THEN FUCK THE CUNT OFF.
May I strongly second this nomination?. I have been listening to Mike Graham each morning, apart from each caller sounding like an outraged Tommy Trinder (you don’t remember him? – “you lucky people!”) sounding like a taxi driver with piles, you have to put up with dreadful adverts for Morrisons and numerous car insurance companies (gabble, gabble, terms and conditions apply……”), bingo adverts that are so patronisingly lowbrow, each caller has to ingratiate himself “wonderful programme, Mike. best on radio”, “Bless you”.
I had to give it up this morning. I will be listening to Paul Temple at 6 in the morning now on Radio 4 Xtra – peter Coke & Marjorie Westbury sometime in the 1950s, when a killer would at least say “excuse me” before he shot you with a sawn-off shotgun.
I only listen to “Plank Of the Week” on Talk normally (“TOOOORRRKK” in stentorian tones every fucking ten minutes). My advice is to watch it on You Tube on Saturday mornings because all the adverts are edited out. This past few weeks have been intolerable at 6 a.m.
Really good nomination WUTARWACIA!
Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm seconded by W C Boggs. Link by Sam Beau.
I will never defend Two Tier – to me he is an ignorant, vacuous, stupid, no-nothing, know your place little turd (as Alan Simpson and Ray Galton might have put it). I would do nothing to save him, but, since he gave way to the left last week on benefits they now demand more. Specifically, some of the usual arsehole suspects like Andy Slaughter, John McDonnell and Dick Burgon are “demanding” that he allows Palestinian refugees to be given asylum in the UK. What planet are they living on?. Certainly not this small island. Haven’t we got enough rubber dinghy shit here already, with many more to come this week?:
Seconded by Odin
You have to be on a different level of stupid to want any of the Pali scum here.
There is a reason why Syria, Egypt, Lebanon and Jordan don’t want them either.
Because they’re terrorists.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
is a cunt
No, no … not the subject of Cleese & co’s 70’s not particularly funny ditty … this is about the kind of e-mail and text shit – and increasingly cunts directly dialling your number, sometimes human more often now bots – that are sent in the *trillions* worldwide per year.
We all know in a nutshell, it’s scumbag cunts trying to rob people. Some folk make the mistake of thinking the old ‘Amazon prime is about to charge your card £79’ is an attempt to steal £79, which would be cuntish enough but if these cunts get access they will take everything you have, no mercy.
And it gets ‘better’ all the time. A.I. blackmail spamming using voice duplication is worth a look-at, where – for example – bots impersonating company managers have secured/stolen millions at a time from lowly staffers transferring funds under expediated duress. Ditto wealthy parents believing their kids were kidnapped. (The offspring’s voices having been lifted from Tiktok and the likes).
But it’s actually the sheer utter shittiness of spammy stuff the other end of the scale I’m cunting specifically. Have a look at this I’ve just seen verbatim in a Gmail spam catcher.
“Good day
this is Mr. Richard From FBI department According to our verification we notified you have paid
so much money to receive your fund but you haven’t any from anyone because you send it to wrong people
But now i Mr. Richard Ben Hope will bring your fund worth sum of $7Om united state dollars to your doorstep
and believe me nothing will ever stop me even custom in airport won’t stop me
Note that the only fee you have to pay is registration fee only once you send the payment your
fund will be registered and deliver to your home
Mr Richard Ben”
Now. What the fuck?. In this day and age… how in the absolute hell will that lead to a payout for the spammer. Who on earth is lowbrow enough for that to snare?
And yet, it exists. Which denotes to me that the cunt that created this would be dumb enough to be caught by similar … but … it wouldn’t exist as such if there wasn’t a percentage of success from the likes. Or maybe it was this cunts first ever attempt 😄. Swing and a miss, M’tembe, you filthy attempted-thieving cunt.
This Mr. Richard, or Mr. Richard Ben(did you spot that above?), and his $70 million can just fuck off anyways. I got an email a few weeks back from J.D. Vance (yep! – THE J.D. Vance, current USA V.P.) and even though he was only securing $45million for me, .. who am I gonna trust? Some random cunt from the FBI department, or the actual vice president of America.
Five hundred quid to get a debit card issued so’s I can access the full 45 mill is all good ol’ J.D. is asking for.
Here’s a link ; it’s more about the current evolving A.I. end of things than the good, old-fashioned bullshit outlined/cunted above.
Nominated by Cuntemall.
are cunts and a bag of shit, lost a rather good bike from out side my property, as soon as reported it, took a further seven days for
their response.
I gave them some cctv footage of suspect in the early hours of the morning, not a shit of good, didn’t even follow it up, I uploaded the footage, still no investigation. I know there are different levels of policing but just don’t give a shot. We are screwed the way thing are going.
Nominated by Brickshithouse.
