are cunts.

Just seen an article on The BBC, albeit that is a Cunt of an organisation. Headline – ‘Vets say they are under pressure to bring in more money per pet’

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Fuck me backwards with a half inflated balloon. We have had our dog in the vets recently, and they take great delight in just trying something else, obviously at a cost, a cost that includes, playing on owners emotions cunt tax.

They start with a quote……………if you ever have similar, instantly add £2k onto that cunt. Then they come calling saying, oh that treatment advised by our team of specialist cunts didn’t actually do fuck all. But luckily we have another team of specialist cunts who think this might work.

I appreciate vets do a sterling job with animals, but fuck my financially bankrupt hat, the cunts know already how to charge for it.

Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt.

A cunting for a cunt who is likely to become an even bigger cunt, considering he is endorsed b y minnows like Jonathan (not a solicitor) Reynolds MP, the BBC (whose gushing tribute by Simon Jack of the BBC appears below) and the unions. Kretinsky, has strong links with Russia, he himself is a Czech ex-lawyer (lawyers are the biggest cunts of the lot – think Kweer)

This is the money-grubbing arsehole who has bought Royal Mail (who are now guaranteeing that the £1.75 a throw First Class stamp will ensure delivery “within three days” – where has the “next day” guarantee gone?.

When this extraordinary deal was Okayed by the government last year he had seemingly won over every bastard in the industry, even though the “binding” deals stink worse than a prop forwards jockstrap. It is clear that the government (the last one as well as this piss poor shower of arseholes we have now).

We will see deliveries “every other weekday”, to upgrade you will need to have a smartphone – old cunts my age don’t have such contraptions – they are going to operate boxes on the side of post boxes.

It seems that Royal Mail is now in steep managed decline – selling off Royal Mail reminds me of when that old grinning poofter Branson sold off Virgin to the gullible Zavvi, when he knew the bottom had fallen out of the CD/DVD market. Buying something off that shyster Reynolds is a guarantee of failure.

I think we all ought to be given homing pigeons – with any luck they might shit over Labour MPs and their idiot supporters. The deal might be good for the government, the unions and the BBC, ut as sure as fuck it is not going to be good for the public.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

I have been been seeing an increasing amount of instances were drivers are now not only blocking other peoples driveways but also parking on them.

One even parked on some poor fuckers drive and fucked off for a week on holiday.

(YouTube 1 : Problem solved – NA)

It still surprises me just how self entitled some cunts actually are.

Yesterday I returned home to find non other than a district nurse blocking my drive. Cunt. She could have parked in loads of places around the close but had decided that blocking my drive was the place to be. I promptly pulled my car right up to hers and went in.

Ten minutes later she knocked on the door and explained that she had been dealing with a neighbour, I immediately said ” yes I know Yvonne” She apologised and I agreed to move so she could leave.

Below is a clip of a farmer dealing with this sort of problem in what I consider to be the correct manner.

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Nominated by : Everyonesacunt

Sounds noble, eh? A pint of blood every six months, maybe? Organ donation when y’die? …

Ideally, in an ideal world, .. commendable. But this world is far from ideal. It’s overflowing with bad types. From all out just absolutely worthless cunts, to top of the line criminal offenders, with multiple multiple violent and sexual crimes everywhere daily. Not rare any more. Rife.

It was nutter criminal ‘Charles Bronson’ who put this in my mind when he declared HIS organs would be up for transplant but he specified not for cops, bumderers, nor non-caucasian. And the U.K. transplant board used that to grandstand and say ‘no, thanks, … no differentiating here, no sir!

And I there and then thought ‘what about (other) predatory perverts?’

And since that day, my answer would be ‘no’. Am waiting for presumed consent (passed in 2024 without referendum ask, the paddy usual) but not snuck into actuality yet … so I can immediately lodge my no-way, josé (or m’tumbo, or joe fucking bloggs) to the list. I guess the powers that be thinking behind the scheme is increased organs via a cross between mass indifference and lazy apathy across the population.

But what the fuck? Murderers, rapists, wifebeaters, animal neglectors, … nobody that anyone would actively try to keep around if you knew outright about them, so why oh so very why would it be worth risking?

It’s not. The counter arguments, such as they are, can wait for the cunting if,as & when ..

The main one will be, of course, ‘what about the good folk?’. Well I’ll go statistics. I USED to think(probably naively) that the societal decency arm of the Pareto Principal (an 80/20 ratio in various fields) was 20% ‘bad’ 80% ‘good’… but even if that ever was true, its fucking flipped by now, 20% decent, 80 … ‘questionable’.

You *might* save a good ‘un.

Or. You might save someone awful. Keep an unrumbled ‘minors attracted’ at it’s perverted criminal habit for 10, 20 extra years thanks to YOUR replacement-supplied ticker???

Not worth the gamble.

Anyways, fuck it. There’s enough cunts on the planet anyways.

‘Bet if you needed an organ you’d be in line for one, though, hypocrite’, you might be thinking, reader ..

I’d recommend you bet otherwise. Hypocrites are cunts too! 🙂

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Nominated by Shit Cake Baker.

Having a look around today and I spy my Calor gas hoses are looking past their best. While I’m at it cop a look at my trusty blowlamp. Fuck me that does look grim.

After an online search I saw a local avert for hoses. Ideal only a couple of miles away. Go over and ask. I can sell you two metres of hose. Me that’s no good I want five metres.

Well if you show me your Gas safe card I can sell you as much as you need.

Don’t be silly say I, I’m retired now. Sorry I can’t sell you it. Fine stick it where the sun don’t shine then.

Fucking jobsworth cunts.

Nominated by : CuntyMort