EMERGENCY UBER CUNTING: CRESSIDA DICK. This titless wonder is getting involved in politics by warning about a no deal Brexit. Fuck off darling.You are not allowed to get involved in politics so go do one, love.
Nominated by Kravdarth
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Closing half London’s police stations
Suckdick announced in November 2017 the closure of 37 (half) of London’s police stations.
This is apparently because under Theresa May’s leadership this government does not seemingly have enough money for the essentials and have cut police funding. This is very strange as there seems to plenty of examples of money being wasted on far less important matters.
The potential closures come at a time where knife and gun crimes are at an all time high, and where the London murder rate is higher than New Yorks for the first time. We have more Eastern European immigration that we can possibly cope with, and the crimes they have brought with them. This is also coming at a time when the country is on high alert for terrorism.
Suckdick is hopelessly out of his depth as London mayor, and if this is not enough he is taking every opportunity to make as much political capital out of this and any other situation as he possibly can.
To assist him he has a hopelessly and Ineffective out of her depth Metropolitan Police chief Cressida Dick, who despite the dramatic Increase in murders on the streets and who recently stated that moped related crime being 30 times higher in 2017 than in 2012 insists are not out of control.
Commissioner of the London Fire service is Dany Cotton, yet another person totally out of their depth. Grenfell saw fire engines arrive with ladders not tall enough to reach the top floors, radio communications with fire fighters not working, and incorrect advice to tenants to stay in their homes.
In Theresa May, Suckdick, Cressida Dick and Dany Cotton it is easy to see that none of these individuals are anywhere near being up to their respective jobs.
At a time where the PC brigade are pissing just about everyone off, Peacefuls are being given preferential treatment, immigrants pouring in not attempting to inoergrate and the government are defying the will of the people and ensuring Brexit does not happen, tensions are running at boiling point.
It is hardly rocket science to work out that things will further deteriorate in London and surrounding areas as the inept clowns in charge are far more interested in political point scoring than the well being of the people they are elected to protect.
Glad that I no longer live in London, deciding to move out 25 years ago. I feel sorry for the decent honest law abiding tax payers who live there because nobody in authority really cares about them any more. Easier to pay lip service than to do anything about it.
Theresa May, Suckdick, Cressida Dick and Dany Cotton- you are all a disgrace.
Nominated by Wille Stroker
Sadiq Khan – much criticised on this esteemed site – has hit a new low in the cunt stakes.
Closing police stations on the capital whilst crime is on the increase is a fucking disgrace – but what do you expect from a London mayor who is more interested in playing party politics than protecting the people who elected him?
Nominated by Pedantic Cunt
Cressida Dick [2]
What can I say? She’s a Dick.
Doubtless some will think “where have I heard that name before?” and recall that it was linked to the total balls made by the Met and its specialist teams over the false identification as an active terrorist and the subsequent surveillance and Ramboesque slaughter orf the innocent Jean Charles de Menedez in a tube train at Stockwell. Whoops.
No harm done though because Cressida kept her plum and nicely diverse job and went on to become Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police despite the anguish, incompetence and callous treatment inflicted upon the Menendez family which whipped up a whirlwind orf criticism across politics and the media. Exonerated of blame by a police enquiry, head down, Carry On Cressida.
Thus London is proud to still have her in post to defend the Smoke against the rapidly rising tide orf knife and gun murders orf colour (and I do not just mean the deluge orf crimson drenching the young victims and pavements) in the Capital. Doubtless you will further recall a previous post by Yours Truly listing the names orf victims from a previous carve up which appeared to feature none orf white ethnicity. Embarrassing.
Since then bugger all seems to have been done by Ms Dick about it except a little scattering orf Snowflakes and protestations that it is all doine to society and “de yoot is disenfranchised and ain’t got nuttin’ to do” except try to kill each other. Accept it is all my fault, again, as an old white cunt but a little confused at the experts orf colour popping up orn telly now demanding a return to ‘Stop and Search’ as maligned by the PC brigade for years – providing it is part orf a holistic approach and is seen as one tool from a toolbox orf other measures including cuddly toys for all and tea lights in every crack den. Oooomm.
I reckon at least six more carve ups have taken place in the Smoke since YT started this missive. Personally YT believes it is all doine to the extra hour orf daylight (de yoot need plenty orf light for a good drive by) so roll orn the long hot days orf summer. PS whatever happened to the acid attacks? Fickle yoot fashion. Stop and Search T shirts?
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke