“My new target for cunting is Chloe Madeley….sick to death of her posting selfies of her gym honed body whilst claiming that she’s not bothered what people think about her. Right love, course you’re not. Your dumb alcoholic mother made a crass statement re Ched Evans which resulted in stupid cunts making horrific comments about you and you’ve also been the victim of cruel jibes about you appearance after appearing on Dancing on Ice or some other show. However, rather than accept the fact that you’re an attractive and NORMALLY PROPORTIONED young women with a great many more advantages than a lot of people, you’ve decided to let the taunts of a bunch of cunts force you to undergo a grueling fitness regime, which despite its results does nothing more than remind you everyday that bastards have forced you to the gym again rather than you deciding to live a normal life and ignore them.”
So please give Chloe Madeley a cunting and save me from ending up in various suitcases in various canals.
Nominated by: Galted Asus