Just seen Captain Sensible on the local news flogging a new The Damned reunion.

He’s still wearing that red beret and calling himself ‘Captain Sensible’. And wearing sunglasses indoors. I imagine because like Bongo and many others of his vintage, his eyes are like pissholes in the snow.

‘Raymond Burns’ is 63. Cunt. I’ll give you fucking happy talk.

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