The Great Nelson Mandela Memorial Tribute in the FNB Stadium Soweto. Bit of a mouthful, so let’s just call it “Cuntfest 2013” to keep things simple.
According to some quality reporting in the Torygraph, 91 heads of state including Cameron (the Queen is our head of state you cunts!), Miliband and Clegg (duh!?), Hollande, Merkel, Obama, Mugabe, Tony Abbot, Jose Barrossa (the EU is not a fucking state!),King Willem Alexander of the Netherlands, Crown Prince Felipe and Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy of Spain, Dilma Rousseff, Mahmoud Abbas, Pranab Mukherjee.
10 former heads of state including Gordon Brown (who still isn’t the Queen, you twats), Tony Blair, John Major, the entire Clinton family, George W Bush, Jimmy the peanut king Carter.
And let’s not forget the really important people like Bono (obviously), Annie Lennox, Peter Gabriel, Bill Gates, half the Spice Girls (the other half had more sense), Oprah Winfrey, Naomi Campbell.
Yes, absolutely, together with many, many others this is indeed a positive cornucopia of cuntishness, a Cuntfest to end all Cuntfests!! A veritable cuntopia!
And how apt they are holding it in a football stadium – perhaps as a rehearsal for “Cuntfest 2014” which I gather is taking place in Brazil?
Nominated by: Dioclese