Bono [6]

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If we’re cunting tax dodging celebrity cunts, we cannot forget that Messianic muppet, Bono. Actually, we need to cunt the rest of U2 as well, they’ve denied the Republic of Ireland’s treasury millions of Euros. And that Hypocritical cunt, Bonio has the fucking nerve to travel the globe telling rich countries that we must give increasing amounts to the starving people of Africa.

You first Bonzo. Give the millions you avoided paying in tax to those starving Africans whose arses you seem to love licking. This fuckwit is the reason that Cameron and Clegg are so obsessed with throwing our money at every other country but ours. And now, they actually want to enshrine it in law that the UK pays 0.7% of our GDP in foreign aid.

Until you’re willing to give several million quid of your own money, Bonio, Shut the fuck up. Try writing a decent song for a change. I’m mean, you’ve been famous for thirty years or more, and you’ve come out with nothing but shite.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

13 thoughts on “Bono [6]

  1. Oh, and can we cunt every cunt who has NOT written to their MP in protestation that 0.7% of our hard won GDP that has not already been sent to Jackfuckistan or Romania is being given away to other cunts that should otherwise be extinct?

  2. I hereby wish to cunt ‘Dappy’.

    A violent retarded chav cunt who can’t seem to grasp living in a modern society where women are not ‘bitches’, ignoring a chav cunt is not ‘disrespek innit’ and dressing like a welfare recipient who has just had a major giro error in their favour is not a fashion statement for turning up in court on ABH charges…again.

    The pathetic little prick can’t seem to keep his fists to himself for more than five minutes whenever he gets let out of the secure ward with his gaylord homies (or is that homos?) and unleashes it’s talentless fucktardeness on an unsuspecting population.

    And to make it worse, it is the sibling of crap knob gobbler and equally talentless chav spoontard Tulisa.

    Stupid, stupid cunts.

    Their father must be so proud.

  3. Dappy. Talentless little wannabee gangsta who thinks he’s a member of the crips.
    Amazes me that the weedy little Greek managed to throw a punch without being battered senseless. Truly the worst export from Greece since Nana Mousskouri, with the possible exception of his slapper of a cousin.
    The boy deserves a one way trip to the showers in D wing

  4. A very old man who saw U2 live in 1980 said they were pretty good back then. Under questioning he confessed that Bonio was, and is, a cunt.

    Always challenge Bonio apologists: they know — they *know* that he is a cunt.

    PS, I’d like to nominate myself for posting this reply in the wrong thread just now

  5. What amazes me about U2 is that when they tour they will do a couple of shows in Britain and their native Ireland, then they fuck off and tour America for months on end… Lapping up the bullshit and the dollars from the Yanks and flicking the Vs to those who bought their records in the early 80s… Bono is up the arse of every Hollywood Twatteratti ‘star’ there is… He refers to Beyoncé as “Queen Bee”…. Maybe that’s where he has been for the last few years? There is plenty of room to hide in her fat arse…

  6. Anyone who can preach to Governments to give taxpayers money to third world countries yet make sure they pay little tax themselves are cunts of the highest order. Fuck you Bono you have been exposed as a fucking charlatan and confidence trickster.

  7. Bonio is such a count that he gives all us iTunes account holders a free copy of his U2’s shitty new album. Even thought it was free most of us wanted it deleted. So Bonio, you’re so much of a cunt that you could even give away your shitty album.

  8. Hat tip to MicroDave :

    Bono walks on stage at a U2 concert.
    The audience is silent in anticipation.
    He starts slowly clapping his hands. Clap…..Clap…..Clap……Clap.
    Then he steps up to the microphone and says:

    “Do you hear that? – Every time I clap my hands, a starving child dies in Africa”

    A voice in the audience shouts out:

    “Well stop fucking clapping”

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