The rapper, who had initially been linked to the Wu-Tang Clan, hit the headlines in April this year after he jumped off a Los Angeles balcony after having severed his penis, and he did so much damage that doctors were unable to reattach his member.
Now the rapper, who goes by the name Christ Bearer, has spoken out about his alleged lucid decision to cut off his willy, claiming that he is a god, giving Kanye West a run for his money.
“Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. …Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.”
You might think that Johnson lost the plot and may need some help, but he insists that he’s not “crazy” and mental health doctors have given him the all clear but he is continuing to visit a psychologist after being released from Cedars Sinai Medical Center.
“People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter,” Johnson said of his silence following the incident. “I didn’t want to kill myself,” he continued. “That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts. …I’m alive, penis or no penis.”
A rep for the Wu-Tang Clan denied he was anything to do with them, insisting they have never heard of him before. They said: “He is not of any affiliation to Wu-Tang Clan or any of its subsidiaries. No one here has ever seen or heard of this fool until now.”
Definitely a grade A cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese
Ouch, that has got to hurt. If I had known about this cunt before I would have nominated him in the dead pool. Methinks this cunt will once again ‘not lose control’ whilst on drugs and end up in the morgue sans cock.
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Looks like he’s got Wu-Tang Clan mixed up with No Wang King
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that has to be a first. A no-Knacker-rapper
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Give ‘im a gold medal for chopping off ‘is willie. I ‘ope he starts a trend where all the other brain dead rappers cut orf either their bollocks or their penee weenies. They should not be allowed to reproduce.
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It’s quite uncanny how many Andres are cunts…. There’s that tabloid rentboy, Peter Andre, that Andre 3000 cunt from Outkast (and that crap Jimi Hendrix film), Andrei Kanchelskis (greedy cunt), and now this Andre Johnson bellend…
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If there was such a thing as cunt of the year then Jihadi John would win it hands down, he’s a skinny streak of piss who couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag. He is about as much a muslim as the pope is but uses his twisted and warped views of Islam and the Koran to use as a cloak to justify and carry out his perverted fantasies of torture and murder. He is a psychopathic serial killer who can only cowardly torture and behead a man when his own face is covered and his victim is on his knees with his hands tied and probably weak and exhausted from lack of sleep, little food and water and no way of defending himself. Hopefully the net is closing in on him and his band of merry pussies. I Hope they die a slow painful death the low life, shit bag pieces of scum.
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With any luck the Iraqi army will catch him before the faggot liberal lefties arrange safe passage back to the UK. I look forward to seeing a video posted with someone severing his head slowly
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I’d like to nominate Muhammed the prophet, aka Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad ibn Abd Allāh ibn Abd al-Muṭṭalib ibn Hāshim, as a cunt.
Not because he raped an eight year old girl, as that’s pretty much par for the course for politico/religious types, but because I have to queue for half an hour at the fucking airport security in case one of his bum-boys wants to crash me into a skyscraper in his name, and cos I have to buy a half litre of water in the boarding area for two fucking quid, or stick a bottle under the dribbling piss-stained hot-water tap in the Luton airport bogs.
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I second this motion. Throw in the non-existent cunt Allah while we are at it.
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You might like this : http://damned-to-hell.blogspot.co.uk/2010/09/mohammed.html
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I suspect ‘Jihad John’ and many of hIs fellow jihadists are struggling to come to terms with their sexuality. Suddenly it all becomes clear.
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I think I deserve a boy scout ‘Cuntspotter’ badge for this one….(smug grin)
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