The BBC are a bunch of cunts. They’re a bunch of cunts for many reasons, but there is one reason specific to this nomination. In what I see as a sign that they’ve realised their legalised extortion racket (in its current form) is coming to end, the BBC have made a suggestion. Rather than see the T.V. tax decriminalised, they want us to pay to watch their shite through either a broadband tax or by taking a slice of council tax. Fuck…that.

What the fuck has our access to the internet go to do with the BBC? Nothing. And by forcing internet providers to pay a slice of their profits to the BBC, it means a rise in charges for the privilege of getting on the net. Also, not everybody owns a television, but under the BBC’s plan, those people will have to pay for something they neither receive nor want. That is plainly unfair. Likewise with council tax. We pay council tax for things like policing (even though most of us don’t get any), refuse collection, street lighting, etc. None of that involves watching a bunch of overpaid, woke, far left tossers fannying about on television, radio or some office.

Here’s a better idea, subscription service. Go the way of Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Video etc. Ah, but there’s a problem with that. The BBC knows that only people of a similar mindset to them would actually pay to watch the BBC. The rest of us wouldn’t touch it with bargepole, which obviously means a massive drop in revenue. So Lineker would either have to take a big pay cut, or shift a lot more crisps.

There is another potential solution. Win back viewers. Get rid of the woke bullshit and start making decent programmes that people actually want to watch. But we all know that they won’t do that.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Yet another cunting for the fucking BBC please.
You might well ask “what on earth could they have possibly added to their extensive list of dubious, nefarious acts of utter piss boiling cuntery?”

And asking that question would be fair, because quite frankly you could not make this up:

Yes, that’s right, broadcasting muslim prayer. What the fuck is wrong with this lot? Why would they do that?

I have to go now, the pressure is affecting my vision.
Over to you lot.

Nominated by Cuntflap

The BBC’s Coronavirus sob stories, more proof the BBC are a set of cunts.

Thousands of people worldwide are dying of the Chinese bat sniffles, whole industries face collapsing and our over 70’s face months of house arrest. Yet, the BBC have decided to report on some bint and her Jap boyfriends wedding being cancelled in April!

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-51896636

I want news on the NHS, international flights, potential cures, event cancellations…not this deserter’s wedding plans being ruined. They don’t even live in the UK, they live in fucking Tokyo.

The BBC really do need to fuck off sharpish, the cunts.

Nominated by elcuntio

The BBC, again. Covid 19 is the new Brexit for the Beeb, as they can blow it all out of proportion, and revel in the prophecies of doom.

I listen to Radio 4 on the daily commute, so I get twenty minutes of the AM show, and the same of the PM slot, both of which usually get my blood pressure up, but like Bletchley monitoring the Enigma signals, I listen to it to see what agenda of the day the BBC are pushing. For a while it was a daily visit to Lampedusa, to focus on the suffering of the migrants who had braved the risky sea crossing to safety. Then came Brexit. Every day, project fear was on point, with tales of doom relentlessly pushed, with absolutely no balance whatsoever.

Last week, every morning, and evening, both shows were dominated by horror stories of the corona virus. There was never any appeal for calm and their only focus was on worse case scenarios, and the predicted mortality rate. They are responsible for a lot of the stupid cunts panic buying here, stripping the shelves of bog roll and pasta. As a national broadcaster, they should be above the tabloid mentality of other media output, but they are quite happy in the gutter.

Cunts.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

A cunting for the Media – this can probably be tagged on to others relating to the reporting of Covid 19.

Every five minutes they go on about ‘working from home’…what the fuck are they on? Most people have to go to their place of work: shops, factories, service industries, builders, plumbers, scientists trying to find a vaccine for the bloody thing, pharmacies, doctors, nurses…the list goes on.

The media are useless. Just report the facts, how many are infected and specific locations would help, so others in those areas can take as much care as possible and whatever the government are advising.

CUNTS.

Nominated by Sick of it

I know the BBC is shit on many levels, EastEnders and Radio 1’s worship of Stormzy (what a cunt he is!) are two things which immediately spring to mind, but the one that drives me most bananas is the kids TV. My daughter is now 20-months old, so we’re putting on CBBC to show her some programmes and my blood is turning to battery acid with anger at the bollocks.

I bet you can guess what I’ll soon be talking about and here is your confirmation: About 80% of the people on this are called something like Mohammed or Iztifa (I made that one up) but you catch my drift. There was one programme, and I shit you not, where there was a black girl with one arm and many other children, of which only one was white. He was a traffic warden (not actually a traffic warden, but it was the character he was playing), needless to say the only white kid was playing someone that everyone wants to punch. And it gets worse, there is a new version of ‘The Clangers’, Michael Palin narrates, so all is comforting and well. But get this; in one episode an astronaut lands. I joked to my wife that it would be a black woman, and it was. It drives me mental. When I was growing up you’d watch Grange Hill, ethnicity was not an issue and therefore not a problem. It’s a school in London, so obviously it will be diverse, but it didn’t feel like it was rammed down your throat. Today you see a programme based in rural Devon in the 1920s and there will be a Persian lesbian fixing the wheelchair ramp for the Somalian transsexual, a storyline that offers nothing to the overall plot.

To put this succinctly, it is nothing more than an indoctrination of our children. A subtle, (but isn’t subtle) plan by the BBC and all who live in London to foist there ridiculous and out of touch view of what Britain is upon us. Well, you fucking cunt fuck fuck cunts from Auntie, get this! I show my daughter old school shit on ‘You Tube’. I shall not let you pollute her mind with your wanky, fuck bollocks interpretation of my country. Go fuck yourselves. Where we live we are white, enjoy values that we don’t share with you.

Consider yourselves cunted. You CUNTS!!!

Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus

I’d like a 1080p cunting please, for this pathetic, boring and above all total waste of licence fee (telly tax).

The programme, as far as I can deduce, is about dumping a robotic animal lookalike into the animals environment, to observe behaviour. The robot mimics the animals movement, etc, whilst it’s camera, which is one of its eyes, films.

Straight away, I noticed that there was some cunt filming the robot that was supposed to be filming, rendering the whole thing fucking pointless. There was a smattering of footage from the robot, but that paled into insignificance because some cunt was filming it.The robots were quite sophisticated and quite lifelike, so they must have cost an absolute fucking fortune, add to that the variety of animals they produced.

The whole thing was so shit, I couldn’t bear to watch anymore, which for me was very out of character, as I love nature programmes. It did, however, inspire me to consider “spy cunt”, whereby I place a robot cunt in Costa Coffee and observe lots of woke cunts saying “ can I get a….”

Nominated by Cuntington Smythe