Category Archives: BBC

BBC News Channel

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Temperature rises, blood boiling, rest mist rising avoiding fucking BBC johnnies tossing on 24/7 about when the new Royal parasite will deliver its first fart on an adoring nation. 100s of these slap head rear entry merchants on vast pay, perks and pensions on a simple shagging story!

Back to the beating heart of the already dated news facility with grungy news persons meandering up a staircase in the background. Now to the fake banter presenters. Wankers cannot read from an autocue without speeding up or slowing down. Learn how to sight read cunts! So there’s been a major nuclear disaster in China but who the fuck is that metrosexual cunt on the stairs?

Now a self congratulatory advertisement featuring our vastly expensive presenters with Mathew Amroliwala in very gay gloves.

We go to our slaphead camp cunt special give you the arsehole correspondent playing pocket billiards in a crap shopping centre in Salford – Salford? Where the fuck is that?

CUNTS 24/7 (at vast expense to johnny public)

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

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Stacey Dooley

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Stacey Dooley is a fucking ginger cunt.

A talentless bint who thinks she can lecture the world about all sorts of meaningless shit because some cock-holster at the bastard BBC was daft enough to give her a fucking microphone and a video crew.

I’d like to stick that microphone right down her patronising fucking throat and shut the thick cunt up.

Nominated by : Termujin

( And she’s from Luton so ’nuff said… )

Paedophiles

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Hands up! Stokes’ have buggered for Britain down the ages but this paedo business a bit beyond the pale.

Accustomed to a little junior exercise from the local clergy and par for the course at Eton. Necessary education for the governing classes donchaknow but gone too far. Seems every second face is a paedo. Endless revelations by the day.

Conspiracy of silence in the fart filled corridors of the BBC. Paedo links between the Gov and the police. Recreation of choice in showbiz. Dodgy aussie Rolf Harris has got his didgerydoo out for fuck sake (unfortunate turn of phrase). Time was when I thought paedos were a brand of swimmimg trunks.

Paedos have stripped the world of innocence. Pervert Cunts.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stokes

Spencer Kelly

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Spencer Kelly … Smug cunty twat who thinks everyone should be aghast at the latest fucking app or such on BBC Click. Who gives a fuck unless you are fucking 12 years old. Wanker. Wanking countering wanker with your pretend blokey laddish cuntishness. Die please

Nominated by : Dan