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The wholy impartial BBC [14]

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Can you believe that the BBC need cunting AGAIN?!
Well yes you probably do. Because they’re colossal cunts of the worst kind!

Their cuntitude is well documented amongst these great annals and I’m sure they’ll be many more displays of pure, unadulterated, lefty cuntishness to add to the pool in the future, but today it’s the defamation and slander of Trump that they’re on the block for…
I’m not a huge fan of Trump, but credit where credit’s due, and he’s doing a good job.
Better than killary could’ve managed anyway.
But this pisses off the lefties SO FUCKING MUCH that they now have to blatantly lie and unashamedly fraud the public, knowing full well that the vast majority will find out.
They’re so desperate to find something bad on trump that they’re willing to blatantly LIE to push their debunked narrative…

This is what trump said:

“We have people coming into the country, or trying to come in — and we’re stopping a lot of them — but we’re taking people out of the country. You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are. These aren’t people. These are animals. And we’re taking them out of the country at a level and at a rate that’s never happened before.”

The BBC cunt (I don’t want to know the dumb cunts name) turned to Jordan Peterson and said:
“Just to explain, this is Donald Trump talking about illegal immigrants”.

So you have the answer.

You have the BBC’s interpretation of the answer.

But what was the question that he was answering?

Sheriff mimms:
“There may be MS-13 gang members that I know about, but if they don’t reach a certain criteria, I can’t tell ICE about them.” (Roughly).
( ICE is: Institute of Civil Engineers.
Oh sorry,
Immigration and Customs Enforcement).

So where do his remarks elude to immigration?

HE’S TALKING ABOUT MS-13 YOU CUNTS!

MS-13 ARE FUCKING ANIMALS AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM SHOULD BE …. well …. aherm …. suggestions below …

It’s not just the BBC (though they top the tables in cunt-ridden, lefty, bollocks peddlers).
EVERY fucking lefty in the western hemisphere has latched onto this and made the same accusation …

Fake news, fake news, fake news ….

Cunt news more like….

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BBC Sports Panels

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Some intensive cunting for BBC sports panel discussions is necessary. For those of you who don’t waste your time watching the shit on offer on the Beeb, a BBC sports panel comprises 4-8 people, invariably chaired by Claire Balding or Gabby Logan, who witter away endlessly and inanely about whatever sport you want to watch when you could actually be watching it.

Yesterday I had the misfortune to endure possibly the most retarded discussion I’ve ever witnessed. It was about the cycling points race which, if you have something vaguely resembling a brain, isn’t particularly difficult to understand. If you’re Rebecca Adlington, however, it is particularly impossible to understand. Fair enough, I’m sure most people don’t know or care about this particular race but why the fuck must this chatter be broadcast on a Saturday morning when most people want to watch the before-mentioned cycling/swimming etc. Surely the red button can be used for those with a fetish for talking cunts rather than for the actual sport?

If you missed it, the conversation in question consisted of one of the cycling ‘experts’ explaining to old rubber-face how the points worked, which resulted in an arseful of shrieking and giggling and Adlington bleating on Stacey Solomon-style about how they go fast and they go slow and fast and slow and why don’t they just go fast? Hahhahahaha – then someone else said they go slow so they can have a cup of tea, cue more shrieking and giggling, then some other cunt said ‘didn’t you see them pass the biscuits around?’ cue more frenzied giggling and shrieking, all the while Balding stuffing her fat head into the picture to bombard us with shit fucking one liners.

When they finally show the odd race, it tends to be followed by a 25-minute interview with whichever Welsh/Scottish/English bint came fifth and hopes to do better the next time but is so amazed that she’s there in the first place and everything is so awesome hello everyone back home etcetera etfuckingcetera.

The one exception to this is Michael Johnson, who has a talent for in-depth analysis that would shame a NASA scientist. How the fuck he can put up with the rest of the twats on offer is beyond me.

Nominated by Galted Asas

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The Daily Mash

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The Daily Mash – fucking SJW BBC funded cunt gunge. Political satire? Is it fuck, political satire aims at any worthwhile target no matter what political creed. This is just an attack on conservative right leaning voters and anyone who voted to leave the E cunting U.

It’s a free country and I don’t have to watch this unfunny Corbynista cunt fest, so why am I nominating it for a cunting? Because I have to under penalty of law pay for these cunts to sit there and cunt me off for my beliefs.

Insidious cunts package propaganda up as satire and force it on the masses.

I know the BBC is nominated often, it should be. We are forced to pay for this cancerous arse boil on society to cunt us off and laugh in our faces.

The BBC needs to self fund and see how many socialist wankers will pay for the shit it pumps out if it’s made a choice.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Winter Olympics – and the BBC

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The Winter Olympics on the Beebistan Broadcasting Corporation.

So it’s time again for the love in that is the Olympics, on BBC, the four yearly shitfest of sportspersons and activities you’ve never actually heard of. The Winter Olypmics is a particular favourite.

Curling. Polishing some Ice with a brush so a fucking great stone can slide along it. Not taking a good shit, as I wrongly assumed. Appears to be done by Scottish dikes and Norwegians.

Moguls. Strapping ski planks to your feet and sliding down a bumpy slope covered in snow. Looks like a good way to have a stint in A&E to me.

Snowboarding. An excuse for a bunch of ‘right on’ lefty snowflakes to get a free holiday and wear ludicrous clothes whilst hacking on about half pipes, twists and catching air. Grow up you fucktards.

And finally good old Claire Balding, every cunts favourite lesbian who told us yesterday that she would be ‘doing the show’ from Salford, because it’s 4am in Korea and it’s very cold. No shiting Claire, is that why they call it the ‘winter’ Olympics?

Nominated by Leonardo Di Cunty.

Eurgh the tedium of the Winter Olympics. I only had it on accidentally and within 2 minutes I wanted to slit my own throat.

This thing is only on TV so that the new rich semi-intelligent/conscious middle classes can pretend they’re interested in sports. They can then use this discussion of “real world events” to distract from their small time dynasty building for their spoiled vomitous liberal offspring.

Its so fucking boring. Its like bingo in atmosphere and excitement. What is the point apart from some humanist celebration of bullshit. Who gives a shit if someone can skii or ice skate quicker than someone else? What good did it do anyone?

Their are numerous criticisms because of “tribalism” in football and other sports, but that’s because people give a shit! Because it’s exciting! Opening another bottle.of wine never gave meaning to anything.

One day when there isn’t a global media vacuum waiting for arbitrary sports to fill its schedules for the media spoon fed middle classes, this wank will.be forgotton, and sports like curling and skiing will be left to whatever local mutants have the spare time and inclination to do it. And good luck to them, its probably fun, but fun isn’t necessarily interesting to watch, so it doesn’t mean it should be on TV globally. A shitting contest would frankly be more interesting, and get a more focused audience.

So fuck the winter olympics and the cunts who watch it. There is always something better to do unless you are a brain dead moron who thinks its sport you can watch and be discussed over dinner and wine and not be embarrased about because lower class people watch it, like football or snooker.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

The BBC [13]

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Emergency cunting for BBC News – again.

Yesterday Jacob Rees-Mogg was involved in a ‘scuffle’ at Bristol University. On Thursday he spoke out in the House about the Civil Service political bias in the presentation of Brexit figures. Two separate things.

At Bristol, he was to address a ticket only event at the University. Demonstrators – some of them masked and not students – broke into the event by the back doors and shouted him down as he rose on the podium. He’d said next to nothing when this all blew up and to his credit instead of giving in and walking out, went to the back of the hall to talk to them. A scuffle broke out in which he was jostled and pushed.

Some of us remember Germany in the 1930’s when the Nazis rose to power using the same tactics – disrupt and intimidate. ‘Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it‘

So how does the BBC ticker tape present these two unrelated things?

“Rees-Mogg involved in scuffle with students after speaking out over Brexit figures being fiddled”

Spin at it’s finest. Well done Biased BBC!

Nominated by Dioclese