The BBC weather forecasters must be pissing their pants with excitement this week after correctly predicting snowfall.

The fact that they have been predicting it nearly every fucking day since mid-November is of little concern to them. They have been getting so frustrated, that Aviemore has finally made its annual appearance on their weather chart. They were right as well. So a massive pat on the back for predicting snow, in Aviemore, in fucking January.

That is like predicting sunshine in Madrid, in August.

If they had replaced smiley Carol Kirkwood with Paul, the world cup predicting Octopus they would, statistically speaking, have had a greater success. Anyway, I’m off to stock up on bread and milk just in case.

Toodle-bye.

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo

You must be Joking! A “What the fuck are you people on?” Cunting for BBC Look North.

The regional news programme for Yorkshire and Lincolnshire ran a story today about racism towards Chinese people in York, specifically the University. Now there is nothing wrong with saying that online abuse of Chinese students is not acceptable, but they had to go further.

They gave examples of people avoiding sitting next to Chinese people on buses, or crossing the street to avoid passing them on the pavement. I would say that is common sense. Chinese students will have been returning to the University after being in China for the New Year celebrations; we also know that one student and another person (same family) have been tested positive for Coronavirus in York.

Now I would ask the cunts from Look North, would you sit next to some random Chinese on a bus in York? No, you fucking wouldn’t.

Cunts!

Nominated by Sick of it

What was once a radio station where interesting and meaningful topics were discussed has joined the rest of the BBC in becoming a woke, identity-aware, agenda-driven shit pit.

What’s on the menu today? Mixed weight dating and why it’s more difficult for women to date, where there is a marked difference in weight. I know most men find big girls less attractive, but even the fattest sow in the field finds it easier to find a partner than the average man, so that’s not the problem.

Is it maybe that there’s a danger of being crushed, or smothered to death for a smaller man engaged in sexual activity with a behemoth?

Is it men are put off dating obese women due to the cost of taking them out for a meal?

What is this bollocks? Fat people find it harder to find partners because instinctively men look for healthy looking partners for reproduction. This woke drive to have every negative turned into a positive and tell people that you have to interact with and embrace people that you instinctively want to avoid.

This is in the same vein as the trans campaigner who said men who refused to date trans “women” are transphobic and committing a hate crime, or the anti-racism campaigners who believe not being attracted to non-white people makes you racist.

When will this insanity get kicked into touch?

I don’t fancy fat girls. I’m heterosexual so I’m attracted to women, women that were always women not men who believe they are women. I’m not attracted to very dark skinned women or those with typical African features and big arses. It’s not a choice, it’s my reality.

These cunts are trying to tell us water flows uphill and I’m fucking done with it.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

A quick drive-by cunting for the good old BBC.

It has a section in it’s news coverage called “Immigration Briefing”. Unsurprisingly, it is positive citing Hungarians, Windrush, Ugandan Asians, etc. Fair enough.

What it doesn’t say is how the immigrants have changed since the 90s. The influx of uncivilised haters and abusers from peaceful regions isn’t discussed, nor the Africans who so contribute to our culture. No mention is made of the shitholes our cities have become. Nor is crime and segregation by religion addressed.

Nothing lefty about the Beeb. Oh no. They recruit evenly across the metropolitan trendy demographic. They are managed by metropolitan trendies. Truly a national treasure.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The BBC’S “Sound of 2020” deserves a cunting.

The winning act in question being Celeste. No, I’ve not heard of the cunt either!?!

This work-shy yank has a voice like the air escaping from the pinched valve of a balloon but – of course – she does tick a few boxes on the totem pole of oppression, which is far more important than musical ability.

The BBC “Sound of (insert year here)” award has a panel of independent judges who make the decision. I’m assuming they only got photos and “back stories” of the nominees this year? Mind you, what do you expect from a panel that previously selected screeching Sam “I’m non-binary, please buy my records!” Smith and the fish wife Adelephant.

Next year’s winner will no doubt be a trans who can’t sing, but who can make a catchy popping sound by squeezing a ping-pong ball out of their inverted cock cunthole!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!