Sir Tony Blair (27) and the Blair Family

The man should feel proud about the fact that he, more than any other politician, manages to get so many excited and involved in politics.

In 2003 a million people marched against his invasion of Iraq. This time it’s over his knighthood…..

A change.org petition which was originally set up to have Blair’s Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter rescinded has been renamed as a “Rally against Tony Blair’s Knighthood ‘Honour'”. As of this writing 1,159,551 people have signed it.

“His policies have touched most of our lives in some way and it is almost always negative. And now, on 13th June, he will be awarded one of this nation’s highest Honours by Her Majesty the Queen.”

“On Monday, 13th June, a gathering of like-minded people is to be held in Windsor, where Tony Blair and the world’s press can witness precisely what the people of this country think about this award. Where people can stand up and be seen by the world’s press voicing their feelings and sending our message that we do not consent to this ill-deserved award.”

The protest by Windsor Castle is officially organised by Stop the War, who are yet to march on the Russian Embassy. What are the chances this protest also has a significant republican element?…..

Change News Link

For the record, I certainly don’t support Blair getting a Knighthood, but sadly, as we all know, he was the turd blocking the pipe, and had to be flushed before Brown, Cameron and May could get their gongs as well…….

Nominated by: Cunt Me In


A very very  late entry, this time from Cunty McCunt, focusing on Euan Blair and his recently awarded MBE

A cunting for the Blairs and the UK Honours System.

Only six short months after his father was rewarded with a knighthood (fuck knows what for: crimes against humanity?), the multi-millionaire-son-of-a-cunt, Euan Blair, has been awarded an MBE (Motherfucking Blair Excrement?) for services to education. I’m 100% certain that no cash was exchanged in brown envelopes. No, siree.

I’m equally convinced that Euan’s big break in business had nothing to do with Daddy Blair’s connections. The lad’s a grafter and deserves every single penny of his £600m fortune and establishment recognition…

The MBE is the first rung of the ladder up the UK Honours System for young Euan. All he now needs to do is: shove his hooter up the ring piece of a US president; begin a war based on fallacious and fabricated evidence; allow hundreds of British servicemen to sacrifice their lives in the name of liberating a dusty and corrupt shithole, which nearly 20-years on remains, erm, a dusty and corrupt shithole; use dark Machiavellian artistry to try and reverse the will of the people; allow unwanted, uncontrolled, low-skilled, high-stabby mass immigration into Britain, all in the name of creating a multicultural utopia; change the country’s demographics for the worse…and he could be rewarded with a KBE.

Daily Mail News Link

After knighting the likes of Savile and Blair, along with countless other bottom feeders, the bar is now set so very low for UK Honours that it wouldn’t surprise me if Paul Gadd was awarded an OBE for his youth work, and Peter Sutcliffe a posthumous CBE for his sleight of hand with screwdrivers and ballpeen hammers.

 

My Heroes – Where Are They?

Whatever happened to the Heroes….

Do you have Heroes?
No not the chocolates,
Or the album by David Bowie,
Heroes as in people you look up to, want to emulate,
Role models of how to conduct yourself.

My hero as a nipper was Muhammad Ali,
A black Muslim.

Then I added Evel Knievel .
The Montana stunt rider who broke his bones for our entertainment.

Then came John Noakes,
Northern, game little fucker, funny, outdoors with Shep,
He had it sussed.

Then as a teenager Johnny Rotten, sarcastic, determined, sneering, original.

Then…….nowt.

No more heroes anymore,
Indeed!
No one inspired me
No one impressed me
No one shook the world
All useless!

A man should have Heroes.
A target to strive for,

I’m gonna be heavyweight champion of the world

I’m gonna jump 10 double decker buses

You Tube Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

The Labour Party (25) – The Wilderness Years

Stella Creasy … for this shit (it’s behind a paywall but the headline does the job):

Telegraph News Link

Tory response in pinknews of all outlets:

Pink News Link

And then there’s this from ISaC’s favourite, Ms Dodds (again, behind a paywall, but the headline tells it):

Telegraph News Link 2

In the meantime, my MP, Claudia ‘Race Card’ Webbe has lost her appeal against a conviction of harassment.

I have voted Labour most of my life (voted for Doris twice as London mare (sic)).

Where do I go now? I’m a social conservative. I’m not voting Labour, obvs, but I can’t vote for Doris The Fat.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

The Narrative

Can you spot the difference between this:

BBC News Link

A sad story of a lad being bullied.

And this:

BBC Wales News Link

Where it has been seized upon and twisted to fit an agenda.

I don’t know why this lad was bullied. Kids are cunts but there was no mention of racism in the initial reports. It seems that any transgression against someone of colour is now blown up into Racist Britain, or Wales in this case.

On the same day a pair were jailed for torturing and killing their 3 year old. I don’t expect there to be any outcry about their ethnicity.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble


And on a similar theme, here’s another from the Cunstable 

Spot the Difference.

”Cineworld cancels The Lady of Heaven film screenings after protests”

Bolton Council of Mosques chairman Asif Patel said the film was “underpinned with a sectarian ideology” and “misrepresents orthodox historical narratives and disrespects the most esteemed individuals of Islamic history”.

I like the description of a fairy tale as ‘history’.

BBC News Link

And:

”Here’s why Roy Chubby Brown is banned from Sheffield City Hall”

”Sheffield City Trust and a number of councillors received emails from the Sheffield Race Equality Commission which said it was disappointed the show was being held at the City Hall.”

It implored SCT to make a stand and asked the council to support it”.

What their ‘disappointment’ was isn’t clear although to be fair, nobody was threatened with beheading.

The Star News Link

As far as I’m concerned there is no difference. It’s either medieval cultists doing what they do or woke limp wristed cunts doing what they do. Both are deciding what the rest of us can see.

If the film was anti-Christian it wouldn’t be pulled. If the comic (comic??) was Nish fucking Kumar there would be no problem.