Speccy nasal multi millionaire David owns a Cornish 4bedroom (second home socialist)
He rents it out for £2700 a week,!

But he’s now trying to sell the property for £1.4 million .
Which I’m sure he’ll give to the poor in the 3rd world😁

But seems that Dave has been skimping on maintenance on his property,
And it being described as a “death trap”.

Surely such a high profile socialist isn’t a slumlord?
Or profiteering without a care for safety ?

Oh David!
Shame on you,
But you’ve gotta pick a pocket or two….

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Marta Kauffman, what cunt she is, rather than celebrating her successful series Friends (yes, I know it was a bit shit), she has apologised for not shoehorning more blick leads into the show but also for not having one of the main Six as a blick.

The six were all dippy, so which one would have been black, the answer is none because it wouldn’t have worked without rewriting the entire script and changing the characters completely.
There would have to have been more racial messages and no doubt a few programs dedicated to a racist incident.
I am sure the creator of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air isn’t feeling guilty about not banging in a few white leads.

Stop apologising and stop talking bollocks

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

With a second take from: Le Cunt Noir

Marta Kauffman is a cunt. The co-creator of massively overrated 90s sitcom “Friends” is apparently donating $4 million to an African American studies project because of her “guilt” over the “whiteness” of the show.

Naturally, this guilt was prompted by the murder of Saint Chicken George and the wake of the BLM riots – sorry, “mostly peaceful protests” – when Kauffman “began to wrestle with… having bought into systemic racism in ways [she] was never aware of”.

Fuck’s sake. Look, I’m bi-racial myself and would never blame someone for being a cunt just for the colour of their skin. Neither would my family (either the black or white side), nor most people I know. Of course there are racists who are happy to judge others based purely on their melanin (or lack of), but takes a very special type of cunt who takes a very special type of perverse pleasure in self-flagellation and hatred for their own skin.

Unfortunately Hollywood seems to breed such cunts and where Hollywood leads, the MSM loves to follow.

https://amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/jul/02/friends-marta-kauffman-whiteness-donation

What about this (unsurprisingly) fat cunt complaining about The Range selling some harmless motivational weight loss wall planner, that the cunt considers is ‘fat shaming’ because some women might, just might wish to lose weight to get into their wedding dresses.

To make matters worst, the Range have apologised and will now remove the ‘offending’ products from their shelves. I would have more respect for the Range if they told her to fuck off and take us to court with your trumped up charge.

But by rolling over and letting her tickle their tummy, what they are actually doing is is opening themselves and others up to all sorts of criticism for any remotely innocent item they stock from all sorts off idiots who see an issue when there really isn’t one- fuck me there’s a car insurance ad doing the round at the moment specifically for women drivers- did I complain to Ofcom that it’s sexist- did I fuck, but maybe I should.

I would suggest Emma Conway is a jealous fat bloater who envies slimmer women, but to improve her self esteem she wants society to think being fat is ‘normal’ and shouldn’t be held up to scrutiny in any way, shape or form.

Surely anything that helps someone motivate to lose weight is a good thing…isn’t that what the medics want us to do? I have no issue if the Range sold a similar thing for fat blokes….but who the fuck would buy that??

Stupid cunt.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

Word Salads

Kamala Harris is expert at them. Here she is on the Chicargo shooting-

‘We have to take this stuff seriously. As seriously as you are because you have been forced to take it seriously.’

Seriously Kamala?

John McEnroe comes to mind-‘YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!’

That was the best one though. At the start of the War in Ukraine (giggling away as you would)

“So, Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country, Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine so basically that’s wrong.’

Thank you Kamala. Crystal clear.

Didn’t The Smiths have a song–‘Some girls are bigger than others’

Another one where the she calls on ASEAN countries to ‘work together’ (5 or 6 times)

‘Our world is more interconnected and interdependent. That is especially true when it comes to the climate crisis, which is why we will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together as we continue to work operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together on to galvanize global action.’

(She pauses here) then a last one-

‘With that I thank you all. This is a matter of urgent priority for all of us and I know we will work on this together,”

Are you saying we cannot go it alone?

Jamaica–

“For Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way its impact has been the pandemic…we will assist Jamaica in Covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential.”

She repeats the same word-‘One of the issues that has been represented as an issue…’ then repeats herself again-‘we will assist Jamaica in Covid recovery by assisting…’ ‘ in Covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery…’ repeat and turnabout.

At the start of her Vice-Presidency she visited a some laboratory in France. Actually worth a watch as she puts on a French accent-

We should have known what was going to happen then.

You Tube Link

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Useful link provided by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

Wiki Link

I fucking hate password rules.

Seriously, every site has different rules. It makes it almost impossible to come up with a password or pattern I can remember across two dozen different sites that all demand passwords.

I know you’re not “supposed” to use the same password on multiple sites, but it’s easy to use one for “non-critical” sites (where you lose nothing if you get hacked, really), and then just have a simple pattern that’s easy to remember to vary the passwords across other sites.

But when different sites have different, and conflicting rules, it fucking winds me up!!
For example, one site demands that you use an upper-case, a lower-case, a number, AND a symbol, and that your password must be 10 characters or longer. A different site says your password must be 6-8 characters. Yet another says “no special characters”. FFS!!!

Fuck you all! Let ME choose the password. If I get hacked, let it be MY fucking fault… not YOURS because you made me have to write down my bloody password just to remember it!!

Either that or just get one UNIFORM set of standards. Seriously, this is fucking ridiculous!!!

On a side note, when I couldn’t remember my password to one of my sites, it locked me out. It then asked my “security questions”, including a question I NEVER GAVE AN ANSWER TO. Seriously, it asked me what my first pet’s name was. I’ve NEVER had one. I couldn’t imagine what I’d answer for such a question, and I know full well I didn’t fill out that question, so it locked my account. WTF??!!

I fucking hate computers sometimes……..

Nominated by: Cunt Me In