It seems that the oily little parking stanley who tried to destroy Yorkshire Cricket may have exaggerated somewhat. And that he took in a load of gullible MPs and other cunts who should have known better and perhaps questioned his motives rather than accepting his bullshit at face value. Oh, and ignoring his very real history of anti-semitism.

”Yorkshire accused of acting with ‘brutality’ by British Asian sacked in wake of racism scandal”

Kunwar Bansil, one of 14 members of staff who signed a letter to the board complaining about its failure to stand up to Azeem Rafiq’s “one-man mission to bring down the club”, became the latest ex-employee to denounce Lord Patel’s response to the crisis.

”Bansil, who joined them in 2013, said: “I was never aware of any racism or complaints of racism. The picture painted of Yorkshire was that if you are a person of colour you were made to feel unwelcome, that you’d be regularly bullied or discriminated against. That couldn’t be any further from my experience of the club.”

I dont suppose this will get the wall to wall coverage the slimy little cunt got.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I’m off sick today so this morning I thought I’d turn on the telly…. remember Big breakfast with Chris Evans, Gabby Roslin, Paula Yates and Zig and Zag? Well it’s back. Or still on. Whatever… I just saw an advert for it.

Anyway, much to my amazement, disgust, astonishment and then back to disgust again, it is now 100 per cent diverse.

EVERYONE is black.

Everyone!

Surely that’s cultural appropriation or something. Surely if diverse people are so fucking fantastic they could come up with their own ideas for new shows instead of taking over white people things.

This crap is really starting to piss me off. Tbh I didn’t mind black people when there were just a few. A couple down the pub, one on the bus, a couple in my year at school. They were no bother at all. Well, they were, the ones at school were cunts, but I digress…

Now they’re constantly in my face. Every time I turn the telly on they’re rapping or twerking or both, whinging, shouting, talking about how hard done by they are, raising the back power fist or trying to sell me something.

Anyway, I’ve seen this utter pile of money vomit trying to pass itself off as Big Breakfast and I can’t help but wonder what’s in store for my daughter when she grows up. Is this kind of bollocks going to be the norm or will someone put a stop to it…. if she grows up to be a mudshark I’ll be very, very disappointed to say the least.

Big breakfast? Big blackfest more like.

The great replacement is just a conspiracy theory though…. ppfftt

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: DeploytheSausage

What NOT do on your wedding day:
A: send your brother instead.
B:there is no B.
I love the strange, off the beaten track stuff, but this has really left me gostering.

Sports Bible News Link

Well, bugger me with a pineapple, if I thought this news item wasn’t weird enough, I mean, who does that?

Just read to the end of the article. Elephantitis? Witch Doctor?

Fuck me, I’m surprised they didn’t manage to attach a spooky music soundtrack.

I’m suggesting that he’s a cunt, because he sent a sub in to marry the woman he’s supposed to love until the end of days, instead of telling the team to send a sub for the match.

Disrespectful!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest 

I know we have had a cunting on monkeypox but this warrants scrutiny.

”LGBT groups demand more action on monkeypox”

BBC News Link

For bare faced, entitled cuntitude this takes the fucking biscuit.
It goes on:-

”With two of the UK’s most popular Pride events, in Brighton this weekend, and Manchester later in August, many people are trying to get vaccinated in order to feel safer.
BBC News has spoken to gay and bisexual men who say they have struggled to get the jab at their local clinics, and have had to travel to London or other large cities.”

Now here’s a thought. If you don’t engage in whatever fucking degenerate activity that spreads this virus, that might be more effective than blaming the fucking government or the NHS.

A spokesman for the Department of Health and Social Care says:”We have procured over 150,000 vaccines, and we’re working with partners – including the NHS and UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) – to share targeted, non-stigmatising communications with the LGBTQ+ community.”

” targeted, non-stigmatising communications with the LGBTQ+ community.”

Lifestyle, morals and degenerate promiscuity have nothing to do with it. It’s every fucker else’s fault for stigmatising turd burglars.

Pride.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And here’s another view point about these entitled little angels, this time from Miles Plastic

Alphabeti Spaghetti

The utter confusion. LIke Spaghetti Junction. Going one way then the other. This way and that. What am I talking about?

The Alphabeti Community. Or LGBT.

L is for Lesbian. Well that has some history -more than 2000 years ago. On the island of Lesbos and old Sappho. G for Gay. Well that is relatively new. The Pope saw fit to use it to my utter dismay. B for bifocal of course. No only kidding Bisexual. T for Trans.

But it didn’t have the T for years. They hadn’t turned up yet. It was always just LGB.

So it became LGBT. Then if became LGBTQ. The Q standing for Queer in the hope it would satisfy as an umbrella term.

But there was always potential for more deviants to turn up so they added a plus sign. So it became LGBTQ+.

But as expected more have turned up. Or more have been ‘identified’.

LGBTQ+ is not now universally accepted. In fact there are moves away from the strict order. Here is a variant.

2SLGBTQIA+. 2Spirit, Lesbian,Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer,
Questioning, Intersex, Asexual.

But what about poor Pansexuals? Or GenderQueers? They are not represented in the acronym.

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The P word hasn’t been added yet but give it time.

I mean there are two P words added sometimes coming very near. P for Pansexual. Well ‘pan’ means across the board. P for Polyamourous. Loving everone.. Mmm…

Some Cunter wrote on here a day or two ago that everyday is like ‘April Fools’ Day’. The most famous one comes to mind-‘Spaghetti grows on trees’.

Spaghetti growing on trees is more believable than what going on with this shit.

Yeah I remember that film with Sean Bean and one of the Redgrave women. Running round the countryside in the nuddie. Lady Chatterley’s Lover. Directed by crazy Ken Russell. (Might have been this – Lady Chatterley    – Day Admin)

But I remember thinking this seems natural, ‘spontaneous’. Seemed they were enjoying it.

Anyway our dear old friend Emma says there should always be an ‘intimacy coordinator’ there. A what? Seems there are people who do this this job title.

I suppose sex scenes are quite embarrassing (forgive the pun) to ‘bring off’.

But what does he or she do. Or rather say. ‘Lights , camera…shag!’. Or ‘Stop there…we need a better shot of her butt’.

‘Make-up he needs to look more sweaty’.

What qualifications do you need for the job? I suppose if you worked in the Porn industry that would give you lots of experience of filming intimate moments.

Maybe the ‘IC’ tells other people on the set to avert their eyes when the scene is to be played.
Except the cameraman of course.

Maybe he or she ‘coaches’ the participants. Encouraging the male actor ‘go on lad, go on’. Or the female ‘go on make some noise’.

Even in the ‘afterglow’ the Intimacy Coordinator I bet is still there. ‘Stroke her cheek now’. ‘Run you’re fingers through his hair’.

Seems a funny kind of job altogether.

For those in the altogether I mean.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Miles Plastic