Jerry Sadowitz. Now, I don’t find this cunt funny, but some people do, so each to their own. That’s life as they say.

Most level headed people either check out a comedians material beforehand or have previous experience of seeing him or her either live, or tv etc, so when they go out their way to buy a ticket for a show, they have a pretty good idea what to expect.

I suppose the only exception to this, may well be an unknown at a local pub comedy night, whereby you’ve gone a long for a few beers and maybe be entertained- not entertained, then you know for next time.

Now, I have never seen this guy live, but I have heard some of his material- not my cup of tea, so I wouldn’t buy a- no doubt expensive- ticket to one of his shows.

Now, it would appear a load of highly sensitive cunts have and now they want their money back, and the Pleasance theatre hosting this guy have decided to cancel his last show because “Opinions such as those displayed on stage by Sadowitz are not acceptable and The Pleasance are not prepared to be associated with such material.” and of course they have decided to refund the snowflakes who complained, so they are losing money.

I would have more respect for the theatre if they were honest and said they are losing money, but no, they come out with a shit statement, that basically says ‘unless a show conforms to what they feel is acceptable, then it will be banned’

Surely, comedy is subjective and divisive in it’s nature, and therefore by refunding these twats, they have set a precedent whereby if anyone in the future doesn’t find a comedian funny- whether that be via shock, controversy or good old knock knock jokes, then patrons are entitled to a refund. Hell, they even put a disclaimer up online, on posters and other outlets- yet still refunded. A quick google before buying tickets would inform even the thickest, that he is not your everyday comedian- but no. CUNTS.

So 3 issues. The cunts who bought tickets and then complained, the venue for pandering to those cunts and refunding them, and the venue who are now stating unless an act conforms to what they think is entertaining, then they won’t book them.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

and supported by: CuntyMcCuntface

I second this nom

In the mid 90’s I went to watch Frank Skinner live.

It was at the time when he was funny.

He also did a chat show on the telly box but it was far less edgy than his real act.

There was a couple in front of us that caught my attention quite early on as the bloke was pissing himself but it was stifled laughter.

His Mrs clearly was not amused.

He said every fuck and cunt in the world and his entire act was based around knob jokes.

After the interval the couple in front didn’t return to their seats.

I can only assume that Ms was disgusted because she’d only ever seen the chat show and Mr didn’t get his oats that night but fuck me it’s unthinkable that only 25 years ago everyone simply accepted that if you went to a comedy night you’d hear edgy stuff that may not chime with everyone but never in the name of Christ would you have thought it acceptable that one offended cunt could bring the entire show down.

(A face like a slapped arse – Day Admin)

Karen Carney/wimminz footy pundits

A get the fuck off men’s sports coverage cunting, for this ‘pundit’ and other wimminz footy pundits in general. Well, the ones who appear on coverage of the men’s game.

Three main points.

1. She seems to cover every fucking game. I am sick of the fucking sight of her.

2. You can’t argue with her or other women pundits anyway. Neville and Redknapp had a row after the Brentford/Man Utd game. Good to see (see link). That’s what good punditry is all about. Cloughie, Jack Charlton and Big Mal’ would regularly get into heated arguments.

But can you imagine what would happen if a male pundit got into a similar row with Carney? She’d be on Twitter crying about ‘sexist hate’ (like she did when Leeds called her out for stupid comments once). Then, pricks like Nobel Prize for Science, Philosophy and Literature winner, Professor Rio Ferdinand PhD, call out any fucker disagreeing with her with a ‘back off’. The male pundit’s career would be over too.

It’s fucking pointless having her on. The male fans don’t want her there and no cunt can argue with her stupid opinions. Redknapp (probably the best pundit now – called Southgate a ‘goody two shoes’ recently and has started to speak his mind) has attempted to, once or twice, but she doesn’t get involved. Fucking boring.

3. Last weekend (first week of the season) she was asked about the impact the ‘lionesses’ would have. She went on about the need for ‘more funding’ (i.e. it can’t survive by itself so let’s keep leaching from the men’s and boy’s game).

Then, that women’s football is ‘a part of not apart from’.

Yes, I took that as the club’s women’s teams should be able to leach off the men’s teams. Women’s football
used to have teams that were separate entities, I think it was Doncaster Belles who were top dogs (in more ways than one) once upon a time. Then, some clever leaching cunt cottoned on to being part of the men’s set up in the Premier League.

According to the BBC, Sky and BT, the lionesses ‘enthralled the whole nation’.

Well in that case, the sport (and its pundits) can survive on their fucking own, surely?

See the link below, and tell me what would happen if Carney was being called out or spoken to like that (by either Neville or Redknapp)?

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

(A bonus bank-holiday arse – Day Admin)

Just a quick cunting for this increasing group of annoying people.

Usually found in DFL coastal areas like Whitstable in Kent, Brighton and Hove, Broadstairs. You get the idea.

This item was originally designed for surfers/ swimmers to put on after getting out of the water to warm up, but is now the thing to be seen in.The height of fashion for cunts. They even walk around town in them. Total cunts I tell you.

Top cunt award goes to the ones who wear the camouflage version. Some of them actuality go swimming in the sea too. Standard day is, go swimming in sea, take photos, put on dry robe, take photos, upload said photos on Instagram.

Look at me I’m a cunt.

Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit

A heartfelt cunting for that Shergar-toothed wanker Jurgen Klopp…

BBC News Link

This Teutonic tosspot has spent too long in the City of Self-Pity. A couple of weeks ago he was making excuses for his failure to beat newly-promoted Fulham and whining about the pitch being dry. In August. During a drought. Wanker. Now he seems to think his bunch of cunts should be gifted points even when they don’t play. Anything to distract attention from his marquee signing being a headbutting loon or the inability to beat “team of the eighties” Crystal Palace.

Whilst I’m on the subject of my least favourite football club, whenever this bunch of cunts and their ‘knowledgeable’ supporters do anything cuntish – like pissing off the Old Bill in Paris or booing the national anthem – they always go on about being ‘Scouse not English.’ Fine. Fuck off out the English League then. Never understood why teams like Wimbledon and Norwich didn’t sue these pricks out of existence for missing out on European qualification.

Klopp and that slaphead at Abu Dhabi are just chequebook managers. Like to see them trying to manage Colchester United.

This gurning oaf is currently top of my half-brick list.

Nominated by: Emperor of East Anglia

And here we go again. It’s always grated with me that senior police officers refer to it as “Carnival” rather “THE Carnival”. Somehow they think that talking like a W*g means the W*gs will like them.

No mate, it doesn’t work like that you soppy cunt. The middle class, champagne socialists who live in the area will board up their windows and doors and spend the weekend in “the country” like they always do.

The younger coppers will be instructed to dance with the black birds waving their arses about (a fine sight I must admit) for the BBC news. The rest of them will be hiding away shitting themselves knowing that any action they might take is obviously raaaaaay-sist.

There’ll be stabbings and robberies galore but the BBC will report that it was “mostly peaceful”.

Anyone who goes anywhere near this shitfest. whatever the colour of their skin, must be some of dumb cunt.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(Not directly relevant but Prince Charles supports return of the NHC – Day Admin Voice Online )