Nicola Sturgeon [24]

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An Emergency cunting of Nicola Sturgeon

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-55419564

I don’t care how small a mistake it is, you have confirmed yourself to be the ultimate cunt. You let that stupid SNP Covid carrying cunt remain in parliament, even though she broke every rule because you didn’t want to trigger a by election, which you would lose and now you can’t even follow the rules you make up. What a total cunt you are but this has put a smile on my face as I go to bed.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

65 thoughts on “Nicola Sturgeon [24]”

    • The worst thing for the people of Scotland since heroin.
      Blinded by her hatred of the English.
      Thinks the highland clearances was a department store sale.

      Hey Nicky Shetland wants independence!!
      And Herman Munster wants his haircut back.

      • What’s so bad about hating the English you miserable northern English cunt?

    • Why hasn’t the wee poisoned dwarf been charged with subversion? Also how is it the wee vitriolic cunt gets a salary of £150,000 a year for mismanaging Jockistan, (her probable definiton!) with three million odd citizens, and Boris only gets £180,000 a year for doing a ten times better job running England with nearly seventy million citizens. Some cunt did the sums wrong here!
      I cannot for the life of me understand how so much hatred comes out of such a small cunt.
      I am of Scottish decent and am becoming ashamed of my ancestry.

  2. I agree that she’s a Cunt but have a certain sympathy for her. I went shopping the other day and didn’t realise that I’d forgotten my mask until I’d told some fella…”Shift it,you fat Cunt” rather more clearly than I’d intended. The one good thing about those masks was that you could swear at people and they couldn’t tell exactly where it came from. Luckily I had enough about me to continue my lesson in social etiquette by brazening it out while shoving him with the trolley and glaring at him.

    • Morning Dick,
      Yesterday I went shopping for a few bits at 7am thinking itd be less crowded.
      I was wrong.
      Crammed with bloody pensioners, getting underfoot,
      Panic buying, and generally clogging up the aisles.
      Thought these old cunts were scared of coronavirus?

      • I believe they don’t think it’s around before 9am. I’m planning to get round the corner to Asda at 6am tomorrow and buy the last few bits I need, if they’ve actually got them. I’ll be moving quickly so the virus can’t catch me.

      • Doesn’t seem to matter what time you go…the old bastards’ll be there. I have wondered if some of them actually live there and spend their time blocking aisles,pawing at things that they neither want nor can afford or discussing what kind of food to get for their cat that actually died of starvation 3 years earlier because the old sods were never at home to feed it.

        Morning, Mis.,L.L.
        Morning, All.

    • I went yesterday, plenty of everything in Aldi and Tesco. Including mongs wandering around at 7.30am getting in my way, but no doubt inspired by the fucking BBC shrilling for more lockdowns and dire warnings of empty shelves. Wot no avocado and strawberries for Tarquin and Jemmima in January….

      Anyhow I’m all sorted and the weather and tides look good for Xmas eve so I’m off out socially isolating cos I’m a cunt, fishing for some cod before the frogges and Dutch hoover them all up.

      Good morning.

  3. Hang on, if this is a Sturgeon cunting, then why is the picture of Eddie Izzard??

  4. I hope wee burny will pursued with the same vigour as the fucking BBC, SKY and all leftist cunts did with the space alien Cummings. After all what’s good for the goose…. and this one actual makes the rules rather than just advising. Can’t have double standards now can we.

    • The free ride they gave that Ferguson cunt, young Kinnock cunt, that SNP broad that travelled the length of the U.K. knowing she had it, suggests otherwise.

  5. Morning cunters. I’ve currently got ‘les oiseaux’ chirping the fuck outside my bedroom window. If ever there was a case for ortolan-scoffing, I’d make it now.

    • You should realise that ‘les oiseaux’ are simply serenading you and your loved ones (should you have any loved ones you grumpy bastard).

      • I have one, who hangs around my arse like a shitted nappy, most inopportunely when I’m trying to cunt. I’m waiting for him to die for the inheritance of the manse.

    • Cousin Itt’s minge was probably less mite-infested than that Ginger Medusa’s barnet.

  7. How the fuck does her husband get a hardon to fuck it ? It’s fucking rancid needs a caber in the face , hang on she already has

    • In my 68 years on this earth I have come to realise that some persons have truly bizarre sexual tastes.

      • He probably doesn’t fuck it. Not that she’s a minge-dipper, no no. She’s as red-blooded hetero as Hilary Clinton, Layla Moran, and that nasty-faced Pink bülldyke.

      • Morning Maggie!
        You set for Christmas?
        You obviously will have a alternative to turkey,
        I tried some sort of nutroast at the mother inlaws and to my surprise it was really nice!
        It was a bit like sage & onion stuffing?
        Tasty! 👍

      • Morning MNC. You need an urgent gayness test mate. Bummery can be more contagious than this new fake covid strain. Remember AIDS? ” Don’t die of ignorance!”.

      • Morning westy,
        Yeah, Christmas has a bad effect on me.
        Go a bit ducky,
        Trying veggie food,
        Nice to polish truckdrivers,
        Etc
        Find it hard to summon my usual racist hate speak,
        Maybe Oliver Cromwell was right?
        Christmas should be banned?

        Ps wanna pull my cracker?
        😀😀

      • Hence the alleged super-injunction she issued preventing the press from doing any digging into that part of her private life.

        Begs the question though, if she is a muff-muncher, what kind of woman would want to go down on her for a bit of pearl hunting?!!

    • Imagine that attempting to chow down on your caber. I’d stick to tossing my own any night of the week.

    • Probably Mr Sturgeon gets it (the hardon) by first slobbering over the political carton of Nicola wearing basque, thigh boots on suspernders and brandishing a whip, which she bought from the artist a few years back.

      Probably … but it is a long shot.

      Maybe they’ve got a Scottie dog he uses instead.

  8. 🎶 She was Fan dabi dozi,
    Fan dabi dozi,
    Fan dabi dozi,
    She forgot te weer eh mask areet!🎶

  9. Well well well, power hungry Wee Krankie was so busy dictating Covid directives to us peasants, but then low and behold fails to follow her own basic rules. Mind you, I suppose that’s par for the course being the brazen hypocrite this divisive, megalomaniac haggis muncher is, isn’t it?
    What is it with the abject behaviour of these jumped up little cunts in politics and their accompanying poor excuses which are always their stock go to answer: ‘it was a stupid mistake and I’m sorry’ – when what they mean is that they’re just sorry they got caught??
    Same with that other sanctimonious SNP shitbag, Margaret Ferrier, who had literally bull-horned for Cummings’ resignation over his mid-deeds, but was then nicely exposed as an arrogant rank hypocrite when she had the cheek and extraordinary brass neck to knowingly breach the rules herself a few months later.
    You’d think that with reaching the higher echelons of political office they would exert some scintilla of laudable decorum, resign and fuck off, never to be seen of or heard from again. But unfortunately we know they’ll not even contemplate leaving office because these insolent twats enjoy the power, prestige, influence and most of all suckling lashings of tax payers cash from the gigantic public tit.

    Cunts one and all. 🤬

  10. The Black Bastard Claxon gleefully harangued them all yesterday morning that there was a food shortage. Hence why when I popped into Sainsbury’s at about 6pm, the fruit and veg aisles were stripped of everything save a few parsnips.

    • Fucking cunthell. This was meant to be in response to MNC’s third post down. CUNTING FUCK YOU WORD OPPRESS.

  11. There’s loads of these politicians and lecturing slebs, both here and in America, who have made a “silly mistake”. The consequences very much depend on whether the media loves you (ie you are a lefty, woke, globalist piece of shit who hates their own country) or not. I think it’s fairly obvious that Wee Jimmy’s indiscretion will soon be forgotten.
    Not by this cunt though!

  12. Sturgeon’s face is one that should be covered up for all eternity, preferably by a morgue sheet.

    In other cunt news, Flash Gordon (1980 re-issue) has been given a 12A rating and a warning about “discriminatory stereotypes” because a character with yellow skin is played by a white cunt.

    British Board of Film Classification senior policy officer Matt Tindall explained:

    “Ming the Merciless is coded as an East Asian character due to his hair and make-up, but he’s played by a Swedish actor in the film, he’s played by Max Von Sydow, which I don’t think is something that would happen if this were a modern production, and is something that we’re also aware that viewers may find dubious if not outright offensive.”

    I’m off now to get run over by a bus, hopefully.

  13. The BBC website has buried her fuck-up into the “Scotland” link. So no mention of it on the front page, not even in the “most read news items.” instead you have to hunt it down, if you know what to look for.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-55419564

    Whereas the Daily Telegraph (my rag), has it on the front page of their site.

    I seem to recall the BBC went into meltdown over Dominic Cummings’ fuck up – day after day it was front page news for those cunts.

  14. I wish the Loch Ness monster wasn’t made up.
    Watching it bite this cunts legs off would be a right treat.

  16. Nancy Pelosi for Scotland..
    Ducking stool, pond, sulphuric bubbles and a cheap ginger wig flaoating to the surface.
    Evil communist snake.

    • Borne of a rankled cankerous cunt to be a rankled cankerous cunt.

      Still, don’t credit it with anything approaching the malefic level of evil as Piglosi. That creature was truly spawned in a Stygian swamp of Satanic shit. The only woman currently alive that can compare with her true level of demonic darkness is Hitler’s own, Merkel.

  17. She should cover her face in all circumstance, alone in a dark room with the door locked, her face should still be covered.

    I thought this pre pandemic and my view has not changed.

  18. This one’s gone a bit dull, so I’m going to be a minx and chuck ‘mask mandates, yay or nay’ in.

  19. Nicola Sturgeon speaking about her Covid faux pas:

    “I’ve been kicking myself harder than even my worst critics could.”

    Err… I don’t think so.

  20. This is off-topic, but I want to share it – hope that’s OK.

    Last night, on the programme guide that you get on tvs, an upcoming treat was described as –

    ‘Wonderous documentary on the beloved Sir Cliff’s tv appearances at Christmas’

    Might not have been those exact words, but ‘wonderous’ and ‘beloved’ were certainly there linked unashamedly to the ancient pop twat.

    Bucket, thanks.

  22. Hard to cunt Stergeon I don’t think she has one apart from her counting face. Actually she’s a cunt anc a Scottish one at that

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