The cunts are out and about, around the M25, not the hot hatch yobs driving like cunts but the return of Just Stop Oil (a stupid name for a bunch of stupid cunts)

This time they have been blocking entrances to filling stations, ok seems to be civil disobedience but the cunts went further and started smashing the read outs on the pumps rendering them useless.

Police have made a number of arrests, yes we know what will happen to these cunts, absolutely fuck all.

The loss of business and damage to these filling stations with run into 6 figures, I just hope BP and others if involved take these cunts to court and sue every last penny out of the bastards (it won’t happen of course because the fuel kings are making more money than they know what to do with).

At the end of the day it is Joe Public who are inconvenienced, and no one gives a fuck.

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Nominated by: Sick of It

HSBC (are mega cunts! Not only did this dear, dear (w)bank make a shed load of money during the opium wars back in the day,vast sums of dirty money(laundered) moved within their accounts, they also fixed the stock market, got away with it and continue to shaft and behave like gansters with our cash.

Lets not overlook their links to terrorism, oh yes my friends HSBC are gold plated CUNTS. They were bailed out by our governments and have been rubbing our faces in shite and we let them.

Today they phoned me to tell me about a fraud WhatsApp message because they care! Fucking can’t make it up. If I had a fraud concern I’d be waiting 30 minutes for customer service to answer the phone(mobile bankin can fuck off) so I could report it.

Then there’s going to the branches, doofoid staff at the front of the door gormless as ham bones, fat fucks waddling round using their bit of much loved power to bark at you to ‘pay at the machine’ Twats just walking around with headsets on(Where the fuck did that shit come from?)

I have banked with this tinker organisation for 30 years and have never had anything but grief from them. I am at the point now of asking for my wages in cash and fucking all the banks off.

Robbing, cheating,filthy bastards.Fuck HSBC and all banks Cunts all of ’em

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Nominated by:  QueenCuntBitch

Rap and it’s exponents.

Firstly we get this:

”A lot of us are not originally from the UK – we’re second- [or] third-generation immigrants,” says rapper Konan”

Not originally from the UK? Second, 3rd generation? Well I’m second generation Irish/Welsh that makes me ‘originally from the UK’ Fucking gibberish.

Then there’s:-

“African blood but British born. Which one am I? British if I win at sport, African when committing a crime.”

No, just carrying a fucking great chip.

Some cunt called Shaybo says:-

“In England, people come from so many different places, and so many different walks of life,” she says. “For example, I come from south London, and London itself is just very diverse, and we embrace so many different cultures.”

No you fucking dont. You come from a monoculture of violence, irresponsibility and crime. All of your own making.

Topped off with this from some staggeringly talented non musician called Konan:-

“We’re just becoming really proud of where we’re from, and how influential we’ve become. It’s really important to showcase your identity and being British – this is awesome and this is who we are.”

From drug, stabbing and crime centres across the UK cities. Really something to be proud of and to perpetuate in the drivel they rap.

Chiggun

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

So it has been many years since I walked these harrowed halls, but like a waif I have returned with tales of woe,

Trail Cameras, They are cunts.

Now long in tooth and fair of heart I have taken to caring for my mother, who surprisingly enough is more decrepit than myself, a widow hitting 80 and of limited mobility she spends her days commuting between bedroom and lounge.
Her pride is her patio, bird feeders and bird bath, she make a morning ritual of pouring the contents of the kettle over any offending weed that dares to show its head amongst the paving.

A while ago she commented on a new arrival, a strange bird that she struggled to identify due to poor eye sight and the speed of the bird.

Being a dutiful son I bought one of my trail cameras round (a motion activated camera) and set it up on the patio to capture on film the little visitor.

Two weeks later I collected and downloaded the camera and to my surprise found that I had set it to video capture 5 seconds.

I had 314 little films to flick through to find the mystery creature.

Anyway I set about the edit, mainly a sodding pigeon of which I had approximately 200+ films of, a couple of cats at night, a hedge hog and most traumatic of all, my mother bending over to dowse a weed in boiling water in her night dress and no knickers!

Some things, you cant un see, I have seen my place of origin in graphic technicolor detail, I don’t know who the cunt is, me for putting the camera there or her for exposing herself .

Obviously I have wiped the images from the camera and my laptop, with the aid of alcohol I hope to strip the other one from my memory

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

(In case you’re not sure what trail cameras are: Day Admin – Trail Camera Guide )

Let’s keep a dangerous pet. What could possibly go wrong.

How about this, then?
Just what you want to see when you’re on the throne.
It’s harmless, apparently.
Anyone lost a cat, dog, small child recently?
I cannot believe the idiocy, 18 foot python, the ideal pet, for a mong with 2 braincells.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest