A special City of Steaming Spires cunting, please, for ex- Councillor for that gay city, Ms Azad, who, as a true Labour hypocrite paid to jump the queue for her Covid vaccination by paying for it and then boasting about in on social meeja:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-56262712

My main objection to this old bag is that here we have yet another ugly woman from the holier-than-thou party. Admittedly it will take her several years to look quite as raddled and decrepit as AnalEase, but she is on the same road. If you are going to fiddle your expenses like Raynor, or jump the queue like this bissom, at east have a nice face and jugs like Liza Nandy.

What is it with these Z-Llist politicians that make them feel they are so deserving of special treatment.?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Sullivan & Sanders are a sympathy seeking couple from Oldham who have lived in the same 2 bedroom Housing Association (HA) house for at least the last 4 years in which time (so they claim) they have been “living out of bags” because the house is beset by damp, mould & pest problems.

They have 4 kids ages 5, 3, 2, and 10 months with a 5th due in the next few weeks. All but the eldest seemingly conceived after they moved to their present 2 bedroom house which they consider not fit to live in. However, breeding like cockroaches in it is ok?

Four years ago the house would have been big enough for them and their eldest but now, because she couldn’t keep her knees together, it is considered too small. Therefore, it seems both the HA and Oldham Council housing departments have elevated them to priority housing lists for a suitable 4 bedroom property.

However, even that doesn’t appear to be enough for the shameless duo as they are trying to dictate to the HA / council which areas they are willing to move to (supposedly for the sake of their autistic son). With luck the council or HA will stick them in Glodwick, a part of Oldham full of P@k!s and scene of race riots in 2001.

I wonder if either Sullivan or Sanders have ever had a job? Unlikely I’d have thought. They have no incentive to work when simply dropping a few sprogs will get them everything they want. It’ll be the likes of you and me who’ll be paying for their income support, child benefits, childcare vouchers, housing benefits, council tax, replacement furniture, the special needs sensory equipment etc, etc, etc through our NI and taxes forever and ever. I’m just surprised there wasn’t a GoFundMe type link attached to the story for their autistic sprog.

Don’t the selfish cnuts realise that their 4 bedroom housing requirement is potentially depriving Oldham of the chance to house a fleet of undocumented raft riders from some far flung sh!t hole (and I don’t mean curry house waiters on lilos floating down the canal from Rochdale).

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/weve-been-living-out-bags-19965919

Nominated by: Dickie Dribbler

A belated International Wimminz Day nom for the ‘Legbeard’, AKA the female neckbeard.

Qualifying criteria include hirsute pits and crotch, dyed hair, possibly in dreadlocks, nose studs, a fondness for ‘alternative’ lifestyles’, henna, new folk, consumer feminism, Doctor Who and Harry Potter and board games. Probably calls herself a ‘Wiccan’, thinks Christianity is evil but quiet on Islam, all men are potential rapists and the patriarchy is keeping her down (rather than her not washing herself and being late). Throws tantrums over anything and everything on Facebook. Doesn’t enjoy being corrected despite telling others to ‘educate yourself’. Usually contradicts her own argument within two posts.

Her head is usually quite manly (see Miranda Hart) or simply a glob of lard plopped onto a larger glob with no discernable neck. All of her friends are male and sport bum-fluff facial hair and unnervingly prominent breasts, despite not being obese.

She is a ‘girl gamer/geek’ or some childish shite, thinking it will endear her to men, but secretly finds the flabby man-children who gravitate towards her sexually repulsive, as well as being on a lower income than her and not being able to drive. She works in as an ‘administrator’ somewhere, usually public sector or NGO and provincial.

She’s usually fucking fat: barely over five feet and at least fourteen stone. Sometimes vegan, but the butter pastry and batter mix keeps calling. She’s against fat-shaming and proclaims her body shape as ‘real’, while crying about it because her doctor told her she was at risk of type 2 diabetes.

She’s also terrified of any man who drives a van or uses tool and speaks a glottal or alveolar stop. She doesn’t know how to speak to non-white people and is petrified of being called racist.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Bristol City Council… We want to ban all strip clubs. The lahdgdiasjh community

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/strip-club-ban-bristol-would-5079319,

However we will allow this to continue!

https://daretoclub.co.uk/?v=79cba1185463

How is this fair a bloke wants a slug drawn on his Armani trousers? Yet these anti-democratic cunts who decided they wanted to ban strip clubs. These are the same assholes encouraging the black lives matter movement. Abeit from a New Zealand PR specialist. This isn’t a lie. I have proof.

QUITE FRANKLY WHATS THE FUCKING POINT IN STRIP CLUBS ANYWAY. I’d rather fuck a bird in a luxury hotel for an hour an be cheaper. All you are doing is ruining a laugh for a few sad cunts who have won a few bob and some slags who would fuck off and do the previous point anyway.

Confused? Confused.com

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

What is in these peoples heads that every pub evening it’s so uncivilised pint glasses get chucked at people? Don’t get me wrong I’ve seen a fair few funny moments and so has the cunt in the corner on his own reading the guardian or mirror on his own. It’s no excuse not to frequent the establishment.

These cat-loving cretins with velure curtains love to watch EastEnders every night and never venture out their shit pit because they are scared of the Farooqs hanging round the corner shop. Yet they try to get it to shut down because they live so a lonely existence. When in reality these people would help them.

Secondly is the gym cunt, these bastards are a right pain in the arse. They might spend 20 quid a month running on a piece of rubber but fuck me, what’s the point unless you join the forces? Get all that lycra and bend over on Instagram, it doesn’t make you anymore appealing. I’d much more a deep conversation over a can of black rat quite frankly.

Do these people not realise that pubs are in some respect the last bastion of culture in this once great country only to be screwed over by corner shops (run by shady tax-dodging cunts selling overpriced cans of orange boom) and supermarkets and religious zealots.

The pub is the hub. When a lockdown is over, let’s make it work. I don’t give a shit if you hate Tim Martin or not, the guy is a legend in my eyes and so are all landlords for having to put up with these cunts trying to fuck you over. I take of my hat to you!

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man