African Charity Ads

Those people who make the ‘African water shortage adverts’ are cunts.

Oh, this girl walks 3 miles to get this dirty water, and 800 kids a day die from it. Bullshit! 800 kids a DAY? There’d be none left after a few months then.

Plus, if that water is that bad, how come the girl is ALIVE to collect it in the first place?

Plus, they may be starving too, that’s the other one. ‘Oh, I have no food, and you don’t either darling wife. What should we do? Oh I know, lets have a child!’ Fucking ridiculous.

And I guess we can throw in the ‘this 11 year old girl is being forced into marriage’ adverts in here too. Firstly, why don’t they refuse? Secondly, is it illegal wherever they are to marry someone that young? And thirdly, why is it OUR job to sort it out?

Fuck the water crap, its a lie. Fuck the starving people who bring a kid into a bad situation. And if you want to stop the child marriage, legal or not, shoot the first 30 cunts that try it and the rest may think twice! But don’t bombard me with your endless fucking adverts about it, especially as we have our own problems especially with covid.

Nominated by: DiabloLordOfTerror

The Two-Faced Media (2)

The Media are CUNTS.

So we have this pandemic which is the worst thing ever in history, over 18 months we have been decimated, lost jobs, businesses and like fucking mongoloids accepted the governments bullshit.

Believe in covid or not, either way, most of us have been fucked in the arse and left to shit out that creampie on our own.

But no, this is not a story, not possibly the biggest health-scare and story since 1918 – no, what’s more important? That’s right, what some fat cunt (Piers Moron) thinks of a woman who married James Hewitts illegitimate son, not an heir to the throne anyway.

I hope the fat cunt gets cancer of the eyeball and Andrew Neil (BBC tax-avoiding ponce) with his Monaco based ‘alternative media’ (like Lewis Hamilton) will get skin cancer and rot in the Mediterranean Sea.
Imagine this:
Piers Morgan, Andrew Neil, Jeremy Paxman, David Icke, Alex Jones, Owen Jones, Jeremy Vine, Susanna Reid, presenting 10 second sound bites for Twitter/Youtube/Facebook.
Sounds much like the BBC/Sky & ITV.

FUCK OFF

Nominated by Brownstained-flaps

Recycling

Change is a cunt.

In this case it is my local council who are being cunts by having a perfectly functional and fairly new, expensive system of recycling waste by combining the dark ages of only having one bin which is emptied weekly with a “eco deco” waste sorting factory which separates the muck from the recyclables.

Now they are soon to be introducing a system of several bins collected much less frequently, the types I have seen when I work away and get told to put stuff in specific bins to which I respond “what the fuck is a cardboard bin, are not all bins created equal?”.

While they are at it, they have announced they shall not be providing a bin for glass recycling and helpfully suggest you (I) take your glass to the nearest council recycling centre of which there are few and very hard to get to for tens of thousands of locals who don’t drive in this mostly rural area

I generate plenty of glass waste and I can take mine to wherever, but there is plenty who cannot so I predict a lot more broken glass on the street as a direct result of these lazy, money wasting cunts policies.

Nominated by: Cunt of all trades

Femi Oluwole (3)

Femi Oluwole is a British political activist and co-founder of the pro-European Union advocacy group and an absolute cunt.

My blood was boiling when he was on TV today claiming that
A) Brexit had no bearing on our vaccination rate being greater than the whole of the EU put together.
B) That our leaving actually resulted in the EU programme being chaotic eg. It 8s somehow OUR fault.
C) That all the teething troubles of import/export are “what YOU voted for.”

He repeated that last phrase again and again just in case WE didn’t get it.

He is clearly too thick to see that A and B are obviously mutually exclusive. And as for C he expects US to believe that anything good post Brexit is nothing to do with our leaving whilst any negative issues definitely are.

What a crazy mixed up cunt he is.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Prince “Fuckwit” Harry (8)

I’m not going to dwell on Hewitt, but all I have to say is this,.

He is a thick cunt waaay out of his depth, floundering around in his Mrs wake.

What a tool. What an enormous thick, twat, non British cunt (wait till you have to pay US tax fucko).

I cannot wait for the turd to come over here to unmask his mums statue.

Nominated by: Smug Cunt

Seconded by: Big Al

I’d like to nominate Prince Harry, I’m not a massive fan of the Royal Family myself but what the fuck is Harry thinking of? If ever someone needed to ‘man up’ it’s this pussy whipped, out of touch buffoon. Does he really expect the public to feel sorry for him and his millionaire wife because they have been feeling a bit depressed at a time when other people’s businesses are going bust and they are having to bury loved ones and watch their funeral on a laptop?! We could have expected his wife to play the victim card but for Harry to dump his own family in support of her is an utter betrayal. The way I see it is that when Harry made an open statement about racism within the institution of his own family it was obvious to me what he was doing, he is saying Britain is an institutionally racist country, and Brits are racist. BLM sees the British Royal Family as still too powerful to take on directly, so they look to weaken its popularity with the one claim that can see your life destroyed, but never needs a shred of evidence for a public crucifixion (racism). Then once the Marxists smell the blue blood in the water they will move in for the kill.