A limp-wristed cunting please, in the prettiest shade of pink, for old has-been, Gaylord Mandelson, who at 67, is still proving he can crawl under a snakes belly with a top hat on:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56461679

If he truly believes Starmer “radiates competence”, I feel his Lordship is losing his marbles, or needs a dictionary. Poor old unemployed cunt – there are no depths to which he will plumb to feel “important” again. The Duchess of Hartlepool feels those “expenses” calling again. Time to retire, duckie.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

This is a tale of a woman getting caught trying to get a free train journey. She was spotted squeezing through the ticket barrier behind a paying traveler, and when stopped, told the guard to fuck off, calling him a fucking dickhead as she fled on to the train. Looking for this cunt held the train up for an hour before she wa finally removed from the train. Ok, cunt for sure, but when it went to court, in her defence she said it was her ‘Rosa Parks moment’, making it seem as though her only crime was not being white. No, it’s because you didn’t pay the fare, you fucking crim, it had nothing to do with race, yet you had to try and make it about it.
Teacher, labour activist, and now a convicted criminal.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9380999/Teacher-kicked-train-fare-dodging-said-arrest-Rosa-Parks-moment-court-hears.html

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

(For the record this pic isn’t Ciara, just some random 20something bint looking a bit glum – DA)

CIARA AND HER POOR 20-SOMETHING FRIENDS:

If you have tears to shed, prepare to shed them now, for the most hard done-by , downtrodden section of the British public (according to them) young wimminz

Ciara is an Oirish girl who was meant to come to Britain last year to continue her “transition”, then we have the actress, now 22 who feels middle age approaching, .. then, but no, sorry my Kleenex is so damp I can’t go on, if I do I will have to call the Samaritans, so bear up and read it for yourselves:

https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/pandemic-effect-young-people-career-regression-b924665.html?itm_source=Internal&itm_channel=homepage_trending_article_component&itm_campaign=editors_picks&itm_content=2

For Gods sake! – these whimpering, self-pitying drama queens are in good health – they have all their lives before them, that tart didn’t have to blow £5,000 on her choppers, the other dame doesn’t need to keep watching “social influencers” to make her feel without. One of them broke up with her boyfriend before the first lockdown – I bet he is grateful for a narrow escape.

Spoilt brats, unable to cope with what the rest of us have to put up with – and if they had been around in previous generations they would have got through it. Today though, wimminz are either martyrs or victims.

Interesting no males contributed to this “Guardian-lite” piece of pseudo intellectual bullsit. Wankers.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

(Cole is the third big tit, in the middle – DA)

This former smack rat and millionaire pretend hippy biker is on the TV more and more sticking his face into everything,

“find it fix it flog it” being one where he travels around with failed Brookside actor and general all round tit Simon O’Brien “just happening to find” stuff in peoples barns which they then bodge over and sell for a completely unrealistic amount of money after boggle eyed “restorer” Gemma Longworth (think the Female Jay Blades but with a chainsaw Scouse accent and big wobbly tits) paints it a bloody stupid colour or Coles head monkey Guy polishes it or fits a new spark plug.

He is also on a series where he rides someone else’s motorcycle around paradise pretending to be Mr hardcore biker, then spends his entire time whining about how awful the places he visits are for daring to make a living – Kalgoorlie in Australia was the latest where he was whining about the dreadful environmental damage done by the commercial gold mining – seemingly forgetting that the gold mining industry employs tens of thousands of people earning good wages for hard dirty graft, makes Australia a fortune which is “pretty useful” for a place which is effectively a mineral rich dustbowl and conveniently neglecting to mention the environmental impact of having planeloads of film crew, equipment and motorcycles transported around half the planet for his jollies.

Sneering, whining holier than thou hypocrite prick and yet another who seems to think we need to be preached at and treated like idiots – how about being a bit more humble, appreciating you are being paid a fortune and knocking the Greta Thunderbird shit on the head Henry – I am sick and fucking tired of it.

Wait while I do my TV series next year when I ride around the UK coast on the bicycle (I am determined to do it before I get too old to) called “The Fox eats pies, pedals about a bit and swears at people” – I think with a catchy title such as that the TV companies will be queuing up for the rights!

Nominated by: Vernon Fox 

https://www.henrycole.tv/about-henry

A weeping and wailing cunting at Holby City, please for this drama queen nurse Ms. Bilbrough. Last year in March she delivered a weepy creepy pity-me message in a Coronation Street voice, because of bulk buyers (which was and remains beyond the pale) because “there’s no fruit and no vegetables and how am I going to stay healthy?” sob, sob, gasp, gasp.

Well she’s back:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56472115

Nurse Snowflake has just held forth on Wireless 4 World At One (“when you a nurse, you give a little bit of yourself…. [nursing] was a childhood dream….I am a professional” all poured out to Victoria Derbyshire at her most sympathetic, Ms. Bilburgh gave her all. It was a performance that would have eclipsed Celia Johnson in Brief Encounter.

Anyway, childhood dream or no, she is thinking of “quitting”.

Rejoice at that news!

Anybody so teary, but so self important, yet can’t control their emotions should never be in health care “She gaveth for others, so that others might live” as Ray Galton and Alan Simpson wrote for Tony Hancock sixty years ago (“The Blood Donor”)

Enough already!

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs