Boris Johnson continues to be a massive and useless cunt.

His latest volte face (one of dozens in the past year as he staggers around in a lockdown nightmare of his own creation) is to suggest that pubs might want to ban people who have not had the vakzine.

This cunt was supposed to be a fucking Tory. He doesn’t even know how market forces work. Some shit scared pubs may insist on vakzinated only, others will not. I wonder which will do best? Boris will soon have have another boffo idea – to move further to the left and legislate that only vakzined people can go to the pub. Oh, wait…no one under 40 will have been vakzinated. ‘Blimey! Lorks! This is tricky shitty stuff. More lockdown is the only way out.’

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56517486

Fuck off, Boris you utter gibbering wanker.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea 

Chromebooks. Chromebooks are cunts.

Microshaft shafted Apple back in the the 80s and 90s.

Why can’t Google do the same thing by shafting Microshaft. Just make your keyboards and key strokes (Ctrl C and Ctrl V) the fucking same, you cunts.

You’re genii. Why can you not do this simple thing? I’m pretty sure (i am pissed, hence the lower case i) that this is not a trade mark issue.

Cuhnts (the drinks kicking in(.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

A nomination for ugly singer songwriters like Lewis Capaldi and Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran looks like a hydrocephalic Dr Zaius and Lewis Capaldi looks like a figurine of the Emperor from Star Wars after you’ve left him in your nan’s fireplace for a few minutes.

Their music is banal shite for Karens-in-training (i’m informed they are called ‘Beckies’) but at least they could look a bit rugged if they cant look conventionally handsome, a la Tom Waites.

Fucking hell girls, where are you standards?

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime 

Why is almost every famous person out there who tells the world about the wonderful benefits of veganism, such a monumental cunt? This time its 90’s electronica pioneer speccy slaphead Moby who is also an expert epidemiologist tweeting that veganism would stop pandemics.

“A reminder: in a vegan world there would be no pandemics,
100% of pandemics are zoonotic in origin. #veganforlife”.

Well thanks Doc, you bullshitting cunt. His claims were debunked straight away by actual eggheads pointing out that malaria and yellow fever are transferred through mosquito bites or cholera by contaminated water for example. I’m sure you average 14th century serf was wringing his hands over the lack of stuffed curried aubergines while the Black Death swept across Europe as golf ball sized cists grew on his neck.

So Moby, you weird scrawny looking fuck, stick to the meditating and finding enlightenment up your own arse.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/24/moby-vegan-pandemic-tweet-called-out-by-experts-14298589/

A meat and two veg, all that meat and no potatoes cunting please for roly-poly loud-mouthed lard-arsed TV cook, Jamie Oliver.

Due to his business “empire” going bust, and Jamie weighed down by the expense of keeping wife “Jules” in diamond vajazzles, we have had to pay half a million pounds to his disgruntled ex staff:

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/jamie-oliver-empire-collapse-costs-145153105.html

Clearly, they need the money more than thick as pig shit Jamie, but how disgraceful is it that this man can live in luxury, keep his big house, cars and TV shows and wash his hands of any responsibility to his staff.

Another champagne socialist on the take.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs