A more in sorrow than in anger cunting for the lazy section of the public who are demanding a “bank holiday” for the funeral of HRH Prince Philip.:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1421497/prince-philip-bank-holiday-proposal-funeral-duke-of-edinburgh-dead-royal-family-news-poll

These calls were made before the funeral was scheduled for Saturday, but that hasn’t deterred the sods from demanding a week day in lieu so they can “grieve”.

I am sure those shouting loudest are those cunts who wanted to “Remain” in the EU (now they wish to “rejoin”) like that slimy opportunistic Femi bastard who has blamed the Ulster riots conducted by 12 year old boys on “Brexit” (of course).

In the main, most of the past year has been akin to a bank holiday for many of the GBP – why the fuck do they need yet another day (also considering there will be two of the useless things in May).

Lazy bleeders.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

I want to nominate cunts who can’t wait to get to the pub on April 12th.

Heard an item on the radio today (12th) saying that people were queueing to get in a pub at midnight.

If you’re that desperate, buy a six pack and get pissed at home.

Brainless cunts.

Nominated by: mystic maven

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9463981/Covid-lockdown-rules-lifted-Revellers-return-pubs-night-freedom-rules-eased.html

‘Sir’ Lenny ‘Unfunny’ Henry

Why is this massive Cunt in the news every 5 minutes. He was funny on Tiswas 500 yrs ago, when I was an easily entertained snot nosed kid.

Now fronting yet another Bleck ‘Celebs’ action movement to convince poor, under privileged, down-trodden bleck minorities to have the jab, since more than half won’t.

Why is time still being wasted on this ?
If you are too stubborn, thick or lazy enough not to participate in your own, your families & everyone else’s survival, then Fuck you.
Roll the dice & take your chances, but stop fucking bleating on about how more Covid affect deaths bleck & minorities (are they still the minority? because you’d think they represent 90% of the population, the way the meeja rattles on)

As for Lenny, go back to advertising piss stained mattresses for ‘Premier’ Inns, if they haven’t gone out of business yet. CUNT !

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56565995

The accident prone, the clumsy,
The 10thumbed fumbling dozy cunt, the Frank Spencer’s out there,
The don’t watch where there going.
The cant figure out a simple garden gate,
The delivery man.
I have a unusual rustic gate.
It was made by a ‘artisan’ type (??) the other day I painted it,
(Country cream) a delivery bloke came with a package,
I had the living room window open so popped my head out and said “Mind the gate!”
He looked at me like a fuckin dog hearing a whistle and put his hand on the gate getting wet paint all over his hand.
Now another downs cunts delivered a package and broke a slat as he couldn’t figure out how to open a gate.
I’ve given up.
The simple and cack-handed have beaten me.
Just like I’ll beat the next cunt I catch yanking on my gate.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

Did you know there is a village in Switzerland called Cunter?

I’ve never been there but, apparently, it has a population of 235. I wonder if they call the people who live there……CUNTS!

If so that’s very unfair. There are far more cunts living within a half mile radius of me. In fact, the cunts are everywhere ! (There’s over 600 cunts in the House of Commons, and over 800 in the House of Older Cunts – DA)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunter

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog