The froggies bought out our shares and, now Covid has put the blocks on travel and it’s in big financial trouble, they want the UK to bail it out.
That’s a bit like a private used car sale and the buyer coming back to insist you pay for a new engine after it blew up due to lack of servicing by the new owner.
Caveat emptor you cunts now fuck off and pay for it yourselves!
Nominated by: mikdys
A footballer I have never heard of has sacked his ‘ social media company’ over a tweet which he disapproves of. What this seems to mean is that footballers and presumably other intellectual giants such as reality and pop ‘stars’ get a company to tweet for them.
How monumentally thick are these cunts? And he cant be the only one as there seems to be an industry that tweets on behalf of cunts.
Discuss.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Emergency Cunting! Scottish Politicians.
Just watched Question Time and my piss is now super-heated enough to power 1000 kettles for a week. Scottish Politicians are a collection of half-witted bastards, arseholes, shite bags, sex pests and other assorted cunts.
SNP – Nicola Sturgeon
Their only policy is independence at any cost. Nuff said.
Labour – Anas (Anus) Sarwar
The voice of moderation and rebuilding a post Covid Scotland. Can’t shake off the electorate’s hatred for Blair and Brown. Then they elected a man called Anus as their leader in Scotland. FFS.
The Greens – Lorna Slater
A potty mouthed rug-muncher who thinks that a gravity battery
using a crane which requires energy… from a motorised crane using petrol… will solve the energy problem.
The Greens don’t think at scale. Look, I was told at School that there was 300 years worth of coal left in Britain. If you ignore the climate and CO2 emissions and reopened every coal mine and power station in Britain you wouldn’t get enough men to work in the mines and dig out the coal because their wage expectations are too high. They’d be cheaper than cleaning up nuclear power stations for 300-500 years and long term storage of nuclear waste for 10000 years though.
Liberal Democrats – Willie Rennie
Blofeld in Spectre lookalike. Thinks air heat pumps can replace gas powered boilers and cookers in houses. That will cost 10 times more you cunt, and I only have a 60 Amp main fuse which Scottish Power might not upgrade depending on the condition of the meter tails.
Conservative – Douglas Ross
The only Scottish Politician promising a tax cut for the rich. You don’t
want to win any votes, do you?
Nominated by: Anton Pillar
Cristo Foufas ( pronounced Foo Foo like a massive poof)
Presenter on Talk Radio, he is gay and never stops telling you about it as if it is a badge of honour. Yeah, you take cock up the arse……we get it ok? Stop going on about it, nobody cares shithead.
Cristo hates the Jellyfish Johnson, which is fair enough…. don’t we all? But it is obvious that what he hates about Boris is his serial shagging of women and them popping out brats everywhere. That really fucking winds him up.
When this gay little Nancy boy goes off on one about Boris it is obvious he fancies the pants off him. What a pathetic, limp wristed little bitch!
Nominated by: Freddie the Frog
A cunting if I may for that most irritating of public servants, the council worker!,
often seen sat in their council vans sipping tea, smoking and glaring at their fucking IPhones, it’s rare to see these indolent cunts actually working, just down the road, these fuckers have so far spent 2 cunting weeks relaying 20 feet by 4 feet worth of tarmac,
the cunts have pretty much set up camp there, but you can guarantee that come 4pm the cunts are racing back to headquarters to punch their tickets, but not as quick as I’d be to sjambok these cunts if I had my way, lazy, fucking bone idle CUNTS!!!!!!!
Nominated by: Captain Quimson