The Ghost of Mary Whitehouse

For those of you too young Mary was some old Bible bashing biddy who from the 60’s onwards (she snuffed it in 2001) complained about sex and fucking swearing on TV ( especially the BBC)

At the time all us young dudes laughed at her and thought she was a cunt. In fact there was a TV comedy show called “The Mary Whitehouse Experience” where the wokie David Baddiel made his name.

There was also , I believe, a soft porn magazine (remember those?) called “Whitehouse” which a friend told me about. I believe it was published by a certain David Sullivan, co owner of West Ham United, who obtained the rights to the Olympic Stadium after long negotiations, and exchange of brown envelopes, (allegedly – DA) with David Cameron (Prime Minister) and a certain Boris Johnson (Mayor of Londonstabistan).

I’m also informed, by a friend, that Baroness Knightsbridge ( otherwise known as Karren Brady) might have been involved in a leg over situation with a certain Eton toff. (the one with untidy blonde hair)

Anyway, I digress.

Recently I have been watching on YouTube episodes of “Little Britain” and the “Catherine Tate Show.” They are both 21st century and both BBC but it didn’t take very long to realise there is no fucking way they could be shown on the telly today. Just take a look and judge for yourself.

So Mary got her way after all although for very different reasons. You can still see simulated sex on the telly but only if it is 2 poofs arse fucking. I wonder what Mary would make of this fucking world today?

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Crash for Cash Cunts

My sister was a victim of these cunts a few years ago. Driving along on a quiet road on a Sunday morning when the car in front slammed on at an empty mini roundabout. She hit the back of the car and yes, the cunts lied about what happened (they carefully slowed for a car on the roundabout and were hit by the speeding car behind was their version).

You can guess what the 3 cunts in the car looked like. They also intimidated my sister at the scene of the accident with their bullshit version. Not nice a young white woman alone on a quiet lane with 3 (fake) angry peacefuls.

All I’ll say is that Bradford and Birmingham are the two biggest hotspots for this shit.

The rozzers knew what these cunts were all about when they spoke to my sister, and that they’d done it several times. The insurance claim more or less got dropped I seem to recall, but it’s not good enough.

It’s not good enough rozzers saying these cunts do this all the time.

Get them fucking nicked! It should be attempted murder charges too, not fucking insurance fraud. And then deport the smelly cunts.

Fuck off.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-57058755

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

Stella Creasy MP

(Header pic of blatant upskirt shot puposely chosen for dirty old sexist men! – DA)

A special Red Sisterhood cunting please for roly-poly wimminz MP, Stella Creasy. Fuck the problems confronting men – loss of jobs, depression resulting in suicide for so many ex-servicemen, many of them living on the streetrs, young men getting murdered in her own part of London, (as well as all parts of Saddik’s realm) chubby bottomed, laugh a minute Stella worries only about wimminz problems – today she has turned her piggy little eyes to those ladies in waiting, who, according to her, can’t get Covid vaccinations (perhaps Eddie Izzard can’t get hers?):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57007249

I often wonder why Creasy is so female obsessed, and indifferent to men, especially as, like Jess Phillips, she is a married lady. Indeed, she is a slightly – but ONLY slightly – more glamorous version of that vile old misandrist harridan

Creasy’s sexist whining is yet another explanation for Labour doing so badly in keeping their red wall.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

The FA and the Three Diverse Lions

As you know, I’m not into football. But this new woke gesture from the FA makes me really angry.

The FA have decided that the three lions, which symbolise England and have been proudly worn on every English football shirt since the 1870’s, is somehow offensive and insufficiently inclusive. So these proud lions have been given their marching orders and are to be replaced with a cub, lion and lioness. According to the FA they “unite to form the new England Football crest with no boundaries, representing everyone at every level of football across the country.” This, they add piously “symbolises progression, greater inclusivity and accessibility in all levels of the beautiful game; from grassroots to elite.” Bollocks.

Why must the FA give in to every ridiculous woke idea? I like to see our National team with the three lions. It makes me feel proud to be English, even though I find football boring, I will always root for our national football team.

It is also an historically illiterate. The English lions go back to the 12th century when Henry I, ‘“The Lion of England” added his wife’s family lion to the one on his own shield. After Henry II married Eleanor of Aquitaine in 1154, the lion on her family crest made it three. Richard the Lionheart’s standard featured three golden lions which have appeared on the Royal Arms of every succeeding English monarch. It’s our national symbol.

How in the world can it be considered offensive? It’s part of that pernicious trend that everything that represents England is automatically racist and offensive.

The FA are cunts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9552021/Three-Lions-endangered-FA-redesigns-logo-reflect-true-diversity-English-football.html

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Michael Slater: Former Cricketer

Michael Slater is a massive fucking cunt.

This fucking shit has been Aussie cricketer now rubbish commentator has got his knickers in a twist cos the Aussie Prime Minister has stopped flights from India arriving in Oz to stop the spread off COVID.

This cunt thinks it is out of order and is making himself look even more of a cunt than he is whining that Aussies cricketers deserve to come home. Not that this cunt is even in India anymore he fucked off to the Maldives at the first opportunity the cunt.

These cunts all play cricket in India for lucrative million dollar contracts, they fucking CHOSE to go there for the money, as do the commentators, off their own back for the fucking dough.

Now it’s all turned to shit they want to fly back and everythings rosie?

As the Aussie PM has rightly said ” Get fucked you CUNTS” you made your fucking million dollar bed, fucking lie in it.

https://wwos.nine.com.au/cricket/india-covid-michael-slater-cricket-flight-ban-australia/98d7553a-1952-4001-b7dc-5eb2634d845b link to story

Nominated by: flexicunt