The media and selective outrage.

Biden has opened the borders that wicked Trumpy closed. Things are now far worse than before. But you wouldnt know it as Trump Derangement Syndrome seems to have passed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57149721

I wonder why this isnt the lead news story? I wonder why there arent endless leader and comment pieces attacking Biden for being a cunt?
It seems the media have become sane and reasonable for once.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

and this from Everyonesacunt 

The reporting media of who consistently miss the big fucking Elephant in the room when it comes to reporting possible reasons for covid spikes, Indian variant or whatever the fuck its called now.

Looking at a list of the so called spike areas. They include the lovely diverse peaceful Asian areas like Blackburn, Burnley, Bolton, Leicester, Bedford, Kirklees cunts who just don’t follow the covid rules. Correction any fucking rules.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57246973

Why cannot a media site suggest that this lack of rule following group may just be a large reason for this so called spike. Go on one of you fuckers state the cunting obvious. Dare you.. Double dare you.

Thought not bad for ethnic relations. Spikes must be caused by the man down the chip chop who swears he’s Elvis!!

And this from Sick of it 

A nomination for the two faced press and media, rewind 12 months and they were all over Dominic Cummings, he was a cunt (that’s about the closest single word to describe what they thought of him).
His little trip to Durham and an eyesight test in Barnard Castle, sack him, sack him were the calls, arrest him for breaking lockdown restrictions.

Now all that has changed, he is some sort of superhero for dishing the dirt on Boris and the government, suddenly his word is beyond question, never told a lie in his life.

As for Cummings, who would employ the cunt, talk about back stabbing even after Boris stuck by him over Durhamgate.

And there’s more, this time from Cuntybollocks 

Narrative of Covid’s origins

A while back, Trump said he’d seen intelligence pointing to the possibility that the Chinese bat flu originated in a lab in Wuhan. Either accidentally leaked or as a bioweapon (leaked deliberately or accidentally).

At the time, the entire mainstream media and his political opponents were all united in their howls of derision and cries of ‘conspiracy theories’ and ‘fake news’. Including, of course, our own BBC at the time.

Well now, it seems Stairlift Joe has seen the very same intelligence for himself. And he’s interested in the theory of the lab link now.

And all of a sudden, the narrative changes, of course! It’s now no longer a racist Trump conspiracy theory, but a serious possibility that needs to be investigated properly! Oh what a surprise!

I do not know the origins, my guess is we’ll never find out. But it is not a conspiracy that the lab not far from the wet market, which had the first major outbreak, was testing and ‘messing around’ with Coronaviruses in bats. I find that compelling and yes, I don’t fucking trust the Chinese, and would not put it past them to try and develop a ‘racist’ bioweapon (flu type virus which is highly contagious) that could kill everyone but Han Chinese.

Trump was shouting from the rooftops for ages that it may have been a lab leak. But he was ridiculed.

It only counts when Stairlift Joe takes a fucking interest, you see?

Fucking jokers!

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-57268111

I never liked Lego.
Shite toy, if you want me to build stuff I expect to be paid!
Never bothered with the crap.
But lots of people do,
Each to their own,
Some build impressive stuff with it and get enjoyment from it.
Fair dos.
BUT!!!
Now theyve jumped on the bangwagon and brought out …. LGBTQ edition!!
No joke.
Maybe it has rounded corners for shoving up your arse?
Maybe you can build the Blue Oyster Bar?
Maybe itll bum your action man?
Whatever its capabilities,
Its a disgrace.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

Helpful link provided by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/20/everyone-is-awesome-lego-launch-first-lgbtq-set

The adverts will tell you that by using a certain brand of bog roll you can spend the whole day feeling squeeky clean and walk around with a little twerk.

The reality is that it is impossible to effectively clean up shit with a piece of tissue.
Imagine, if you accidentally swidged a turd with your hand, would you wipe it off with a piece of paper and happily go about your day?
Of course not.
You would go looking for some soap and water to do the job properly.

Mrs Cunter used to sell properties and she would tell me that her UK clients used to be horrified at the mere sight of a bidet in a bathroom.
Their faces would screw up, rather like Kenneth Williams before he says “disgusting” in the Carry On films, and they would demand that the bidet must be removed by the builders before they make their purchase.

What is it with these people?
Do they think that they have a rose garden growing in their underwear?

Standard procedure for any golfer is a bacon roll and a cup of coffee before teeing off.
Not so for one fat bastard that I used to play with.
For him it was an enormous, full English breakfast followed by a huge mug of tea with a few sweeteners in, and then off he would go for a shit.

For the entire round of golf he would have a swarm of flies buzzing around his poorly wiped arse.

If you have no room for a bidet then fair enough, time your shit for just before your shower.

If you do have space for a bidet then buy one, you filthy arsed, smelly bastard.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Cunts in the media who are quick to point out the race of victim and perpetrator, but only if the victim is black and the perpetrator is white.

Biggest example has been the George Floyd bollocks, but I have spotted other examples.

Like this example from Sky (full article below with them whining about a few fans booing the ‘take a knee for the poor dark keys’ shite).

“Players started taking a knee when the Premier League resumed from its 100-day shutdown in June 2020 as part of calls to eradicate racial injustice in society following the killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis.

Floyd, a 46-year-old Black man, died while being restrained by white police officer Derek Chauvin during his arrest in May 2020.”

Well, even the prosecution in the case said race was not a factor in Floyd’s death. Chauvin’s wife was Asian, he had black mates and the state found no racist shite on his social media/computer. But let’s keep saying it was the reason Floyd died, eh, you fucking cunts.

Do the media mention race when it’s the other way around? Hmm, for some reason they forget to do it. There are plenty of examples of this – too many to mention. The recent murder of the white female cop killed by a dark key. No mention of race for some reason?

From now, I will publicly mention the race of killer/rapist and victim when a dark key is the perp if the case is ever brought up in my presence (“Oh, that’s the case where another unarmed white man was killed by a black man, isn’t it?”)

Fuck off.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/34651/12307438/fa-cup-final-some-wembley-fans-boo-as-leicester-and-chelsea-players-take-a-knee-before-kick-off

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Android Lloyd Webber

This fuckin’ cunt has just come out to say that those who refuse to have the COVID vaccination are just as bad as drink drivers in risking the lives of others.

What a fuckin’ ridiculous analogy. Even though I’m completely in favour of the vaccine program, I will always defend those people, who for one reason or another can’t or don’t wish to be vaccinated.

This cunt, just like his sister Rebecca Adlington looks as though his face is being viewed on the back of a dessert spoon. For a cunt as ugly as him, you would think he’d keep a low profile so as not to draw attention to himself.

Fuck off you cunt and go and buy a mask.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-57146619

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt 

Seconded by: Once a cunt always a cunt

Andrew Lloyd Webber is a bit of a cunt isn’t he?

He has said that not taking the jab is akin to drink driving. Now there’s a metaphor that needs some serious mental gymnastics to get to.

https://itsallaboutworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Andrew-Lloyd-Webber.jpg

(Once a cunt always a cunt used the same link as Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt, so instead we thought we’d include a picture of Andrew showing how he fists his friends – NA)

What an ugly, self important, sanctimonious one trick pony this cunt is. Stick to what you do best and leave the rest of us alone. What is it that he does best anyway?