You thought it was just a bunch of ego maniacs trying to appear superior. A tiresome haggard old trout asking ‘is it organic?’.

But no. It is, inevitably, drafting in an effnik. And not like other ethnics they have on the panel, who are business people. Oh no. This one is bleck. Ish. With the usual chip on his fucking shoulder. With a Soshul Mejah company, so obviously well versed in industry and commerce.

“I’m not against white men in suits, but I am against leaving talent off the field because they don’t feel included. And so by being a Black man in a snapback, I will appeal to other Black men, and women… or anybody that comes from an underrepresented background, and I will let them know that they can sit at the table.”

(I have no fucking idea what a snapback is. Perhaps a sort of shoe?)

The subtext is that blacks are excluded, not that they are not very enterprising and are too busy dealing and stabbing to do anything useful, but because they is black. Innit.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-57179015

Dragons Den. Chiggun.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The end to personal privacy is a cunt.

With effect from1 July your GP records will be held on a centralised database and used for research purposes. It has been described as the ‘Biggest data grab’ in NHS history.

https://www.theregister.com/2021/05/13/nhs_data_grab/

Unless you opt out by 23 June (and this cannot be done online – you have to download a fucking form and send it somewhere ffs), the Borg will have assimilated you data and there will be no turning back. Any spotty researcher planning the next steps on our public health dictated road to hell, or bidder for NHS contracts, will have access.

In summary, from July doctor/patient confidentiality will mean that only your doctor, you and millions of other random cunts will be able to check out you health/mental health.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Masks are a cunt.

But not how you may think. I have a class with a few large black (Black?) and Asian lads.

With masks on, and having only seen their mugshots on Teams for the best part of a term, I get their names confused,

Do I think all black people look the same? Of course not. But with masks, and one of the Asians wearing corn rows, it can cause some confusion. Not to mention the islamic girls with their masks. ‘Sir, you mean her, not me.’

Fuck this shit.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Method acting is a pile of arty farty self-aggrandizing shite.

Practised by highly strung thesps suffering for their art and immersing themselves in character to deliver powerful and unforgettable performances or self-absorbed egomaniacs looking for an Oscar nod.

There has been a few down the years, Jamie Foxx agreed to be blind on the set of the Ray Charles biopic for up to 14 hours a day, Robert De Niro drove cabs in NYC for 12 hour shifts when filming Taxi Driver but the most well-known is Daniel Day-Lewis.

Apparently in My Left Foot he played a man suffering from cerebral palsy and was rarely if ever out of character. He went everywhere in a wheelchair even when filming had stopped, ate in restaurants where he insisted on being fed with a spoon and talked with an afflicted drawl. He has also lived in the wild for six months and only ate food he had trapped (Last Of The Mohicans 1992) and caught pneumonia on the set of Gangs of New York for refusing to wear modern thermal clothing.

As Laurence Olivier said : “Why not try acting? It’s a lot easier”.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

There are so many unanswered questions in the world – why the fuck did Mr. Jess Phillips marry a dedicated and demented man hater?. Why do the BBC constantly recommission Have I Got News For You?, Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go With Friday on Saturday Night?*, but all this pales into insignificance when we consider the biggest question of the day:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57277777

This vacuous looking trollop was the co-founder of Dame Keir’s favourite organisation, Black Lives Matter – or should that be “matt-ah, innit”, who wished to show his support so badly he risked life, limb and stocking tops to take a knee.

Cullors, who looks as dim as a glow-worms armpit, will announce today (May 28th) that she is resigning from BLM, which she co-founded.

Now – here is todays $64 million dollar question: How can a self described Marxist possibly have accrued 4 homes, and why the fuck does she need them – unless she uses one to park her arse which is modled on the boot of a 1954 Austin A40 Somerset.

How much more hypocritical can you get?. . This stupid organisation was devised and run by self regarding wealthy blacks who just want an excuse to open their enormous gobs.

Many of the tarts critics (including some black people) seem to think she used money given to BLM (and they have a lot of it) to enhance her property portfolio. I couldn’t possibly comment.

This week the organisation has been embroiled in shootings, questionable parties in downtown Peckham, and now this two faced old cunt – and still idiots, in both America and Britain will slavishly take the bunch of wankers seriously.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs 

and supported by: Hard Brexit Cunt 

I’m sure that I will not be the only one cunting Patrisse Cullors, founder of the Marxist organisation, Black Lives Matter.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/05/28/blm-co-founder-quits-movements-foundation-amid-controversy-3m/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr

This self-described Marxist owns four properties worth $3 million. In other words, she is a total hypocrite who is hardly likely to go hungry for want of buckets of fried chiggun. I wouldn’t be surprised if she has muscular black men in black t-shirts and wrap-around shades protecting her properties to make sure that it is honky’s house that is burnt to the ground when her followers go rampaging through the ‘hood.

If this bitch is true to her roots, she should allow her homes to be used as crack dens complete with pictures of Sasha Johnson’s bonce for her bruvvas to use for shooting practice.

I ain’t takin’ no knee for this bitch.