Twitter. A cesspool of political echo chambers, endless debates over gender identity, disinformation and cancel culture. Its the personification of why our society is the most stupid its been in the history of the human race. Then there is Black Twitter, not a separate company but a subculture within talking about black issues (more on that later) and celebrating black culture.

Here is the good professor explaining.
UVA Today News Link

“A network of culturally connected communicators” eh? Try a network of anti-white racists, anti-police activists, Antifa thugs and cultural Marxists. I very much doubt they are swapping recipes of Mammy’s famous jerk chicken or debating the benefits of cornrows over afros.

Just a few of the hashtags trending in recent years include, #TheyGunnedMeDown, #IfIDieInPoliceCustody, #HandsUpDontShoot and of course #BlackLivesMatter. Anyone else seeing a trend here? Of course all these headlines are accompanied by a grainy video of yet another unarmed black man shot by the police whilst going about his business. Once they go viral its impossible to stop.

As the great Winston Churchill once said “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on”.

It is almost inconceivable to believe that Black Twitter did not play a major role in the mostly peaceful BLM riots with billions in property damage, thousands injured and dozens killed. Contrast this with Donald Trump who was kicked off Twitter and impeached for supposed incitement of a mob who stormed the U.S Capitol on Jan 6th.

Of course there is no Jewish Twitter or Arab Twitter and if there was they would certainly not have the clout and cultural influence of Black Twitter. Time to call them for what they are – domestic terrorists and stop hiding behind this ‘celebrating black culture’ bullshit.

#BollocksToBlackTwitter.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Gareth Wokegate is a cunt.

If this twat had any sort of self respect, he would resign as England manager. He should have gone after his appalling decisions and blackjacking at the Euros Final against Italy. But ever since it’s also been one fuck up and calamity after another. The knob is more concerned about taking the fucking knee than he is about actually winning anything. And the inept cunt also doesn’t even have his final 22 man squad chosen for the imminent World Cup.

Mind you, if the FA had any sort of balls, they would jettison the cunt before the World Cup even starts. Because you know, I know, and the world and his dog know that Wokegate will mightily fuck up yet again and send England crashing out in Qatar. He has ballsed up two major tournaments already, and – unless he is fucked off – he will get his hat trick with yet another fiasco.

Moreover, Wokegate is now trying to bluff and emotionally blackmail the Fuckits Association. The shameless get is coming out with stuff like ‘A signed contract won’t stop the FA sacking me’. Tell you what, I hope it doesn’t stop them.

Has he ever heard of going out gracefully? Has he bollocks. Even Graham Taylor went with more dignity than that.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Norman

I’ve been on a little holiday this week, a few days away in a nice country location.

After a lovely week pottering around we decided to have a buffet breakfast at a pub on the way home, to avoid the faff of having to cook.

We’re sat quietly noshing away on the full English (with fried bread and black pudding) and there’s a cunt in the corner tapping away on a laptop.

Fair enough, he was keeping himself to himself and was quiet. Suddenly we could here, what I’d assume was some sort of hideous Zoom or Teams meeting going on.

Fuck off you massive corporate bastard, take your team, laptop, open top shirt (no tie of course) and your empty plate and shove it up your arse. Don’t spoil others quiet enjoyment of a full English with your work bollocks, I don’t want to hear sycophantic employees faking bonhomie for the sake of appearances.

And the cunt had a beard.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

A cunting for the Kweer, (recall Parliament, well why not, his conference is over)

He now wants the government to scrap the mini budget announced last week, this is after saying he supported the energy price guarantee and cut in basic rate income tax and the reversal on NI uplift

It seems that all the problems associated with the mini budget are down to the ‘Tax Cut for the rich’, yep dropping the top rate of 45% for those earning over £150,000 has caused all the market ‘chaos’ 😂

I don’t think so, it’s the apparently unfunded and unquantified energy price cap that is causing all the worry and the estimated couple of billion lost by scrapping the 45% rate wouldn’t have even put a dent in huge amount of money it is going to cost to artificially control the cost of energy for 2 years. (estimates 100 to 150 billion).

It all looks good on paper but there did seem to be a lack of targeting in the catch all policy.

But Sir Kweer and his colleagues have the answer, reinstate the 45% rate.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

A quick cunting for Discovery Plus, if you please.

Lots of good motoring programmes on it, hence the subscription. However, the cunts are reducing their prices by a quid a month – hurrah! But adding adverts – the cunts!

I’d rather pay the extra fucking quid than suffer the unadulterated, obligatory mixed-rave couple ethnic-fest that are modern commercials.

Right, where did I put my amlodipine?
(For those of you are aren’t medically minded, it’s a medication used to treat high blood pressure and coronary artery disease – NA)

Discovery Plus

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

Dioclese has a similar complaint with intrusive never-ending TV ads, this time with Greek TV

Bit of an off the wall one this, but I was recently on holiday in Greece and settled down one evening to watch the 9pm film in English, supported of course by the obligatory snifter of ouzo.

The film was Cast Away with Tom Hanks. I’d seen it before but there was bugger all else to watch if you don’t speak Greek or can’t stand the awful standard of Greek acting. Or both.

After 40 minutes we went to a commercial break. Time for a piss and a top up of the glass. When I came back it was still on the commercials. They lasted 20 minutes. Yes, 20 FUCKING MINUTES.

40 minutes later we discovered this was not an anomaly as there is a 20 minutes ad break EVERY hour. 40 minutes of program, 20 minutes of ads. Life is too short.

Here’s an idea. Why not have a channel that only shows ads? Oh, hang on! QVC, shopping channels, the cruise channel. It’s already here.

So a 20 minute ad break every every hour? Coming soon to a TV set near you…

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And while we’re at it, here’s another piss boiler. Why can’t you fast forward the ad breaks on catch up / on demand TV? And you can’t record them and fast forward like I do with all the commercial channels at the moment. I never watch ads. That’s what the fast forward button is for on my DVD layer’s remote.

Adverts? Fuck ’em….