Gareth Wokegate is a cunt.
If this twat had any sort of self respect, he would resign as England manager. He should have gone after his appalling decisions and blackjacking at the Euros Final against Italy. But ever since it’s also been one fuck up and calamity after another. The knob is more concerned about taking the fucking knee than he is about actually winning anything. And the inept cunt also doesn’t even have his final 22 man squad chosen for the imminent World Cup.
Mind you, if the FA had any sort of balls, they would jettison the cunt before the World Cup even starts. Because you know, I know, and the world and his dog know that Wokegate will mightily fuck up yet again and send England crashing out in Qatar. He has ballsed up two major tournaments already, and – unless he is fucked off – he will get his hat trick with yet another fiasco.
Moreover, Wokegate is now trying to bluff and emotionally blackmail the Fuckits Association. The shameless get is coming out with stuff like ‘A signed contract won’t stop the FA sacking me’. Tell you what, I hope it doesn’t stop them.
Has he ever heard of going out gracefully? Has he bollocks. Even Graham Taylor went with more dignity than that.
Nominated by: Norman
The man is a national embarrassment. He needs horsewhipping.
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On second thoughts, kneecapping would be more appropriate.
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kneecapping would be preferable.
Just to prevent him kneeling for George Floyd which would really upset him and rest of the lads
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This what happens when you employ a corporate yes man
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Exactly.
A born loser, bang-average footballer, won nothing moron.
Can’t stand the prick since he profiteered making pizza ads ridiculing the fact the twat couldn’t hit a cow’s backside with a banjo, let alone score a penalty at the World Cup.
Despicable little twat.
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I won’t watch another England game while that race grifting social worker is in charge.
Totally inept manager,go back to advertising pizzas you big nosed twat..
And in other news knee bending is back for two weeks.
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More social worker than football manager. I think he would be more comfortable in some inner city shithole mentoring diverse yoots with mental health issues.
And no one worry that England won’t challenge the Qataris on their human rights record of the Gays, wimminz and migrant workers who died building the WC infrastructure, they have a ‘One Love’ armband to wear during the tournament. That’ll show the bastard towelheads, they will be having Doha Pride before you can say “underage virgins”.
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He has a cunning plan. The team will mince about in rainbow tutus to show solidarity with Eddie Izzard.
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Bet his knees are fucked at the end of black pound month.
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I want laughingstockgate to stay, for my own personal reasons plus yourselves, to give him the cunting of a lifetime. Knowing this shite team will be out on its ear in the early stages, we can spend more time giving them the abuse they deserve.
By the way, big nose isn’t naming the squad until he’s finally sucked them all off on both knees.
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Unless he puts in a sicky and goes with the excuse of contracting housemaids knee.
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England cricket team = Bazball
England football team = Spazball
I for one am looking forward to Wanker Wokegate’s impending World Cup débacle. It’s that grim curiosity one gets from watching a slow motion car crash.
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This man can’t be cunted enough.
A shite fucking shite manager who benefited from pitting his wits against vastly inferior opposition at the World Cup 2018.
Falsely inflating the perception of him and of his team’s apparent success when anybody who knows anything about the game knows that they only played against 2 decent teams and lost. Twice to the same team (Belgium) in actual fact just to confirm that point.
The Euros last year were a very winnable home tournament for England where there were no particularly outstanding teams. Combine that with a favourable draw and the stupid cunt still made a mess of it with his negative tactics and team selections.
Since 2018 this crawling sycophant has morphed into a truly insufferable patronising cunt who thinks it’s his moral duty to educate the great unwashed.
Attaching himself to any woke cause whether it’s imaginary fucking racism or alleged misogyny blah blah in the slightly devious hope that the FA won’t sack him.
Rocking up in places such as Budapest, Warsaw with his squad of nodding dogs and performing seals on a George Floyd tribute roadshow.
Deliberately whipping up notoriously hostile crowds with Marxist race baiting.
It truly defies belief that he and his lapdogs were allowed by FIFA and UEFA to antagonise like they did without prosecution.
What were these organisations stances on political gesturing??
I just wish there’d been a pitch invasion of thousands of angry Ivans to make these bunch of cunts shit themselves and fuck off to hide in the dressing room.
Then again that would be mission accomplished in this cunts warped mind by proving once and for all, just how intolerant and racist the white European football fans are.
File away under : Cunt.
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Hamshank Baseball = Wimmins Rounders
Hamshank Basketball = Wimmins Netball
Hamshank Football = Poofters Rugby
It will appear in slow motion when Wokegates nose is seen coming round the corner, half hour before his arse.
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I think the cunt is perfect for the job. He reflects all the virtue signalling values of the FA and football in general. Plus he is fucking clueless and tactically inept.
Apparently Harry Kane’s captain’s armband will be rainbow coloured in Qatar. Wow, that will show the Peacefuls that we mean business. Sticking our fingers up at them with one hand and grabbing their money with the other.
What a bunch of cunts.
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Harry “whale tongue” Kane. What a plonker.
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Harry is not a great speaker but he is still the best striker we have.
And he holds the ball up and links play so well. But he needs better service from midfield.
The other Harry (McGuire) is a liability and wokegate shows his misplaced loyalty by picking old slab head.
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He sounds like he’s got a mouth full of marbles.
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Apparently fifa haven’t sanctioned the armband yet, so it will be interesting to see if the bed wetter harry mong will have the balls to wear it,if fifa say no.
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Gareth
Likes- waistcoats
Blacks
Pronouns
Being on the right side of history
The music of Coldplay.
Arabs money
Dislikes
Normal teeth
Winning
Uncomfortable truths
Level playing field
Patriotic songs
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On paper his record looks good. World Cup semi finalists. Euro finalists. That is the best since Ramsey. However, both those tournaments were eminently winnable and with a shrewder tactician would have been. Italy for example had a really ageing back line which should have been exploited. They were ready to collapse and did soon after but were allowed to outfox us in scraping a draw before the penalties fiasco.
Whatever team spirit wokegate managed to create has long since disappeared. Scotland are now doing better than us. Frankly I don’t think we’ll get beyond the 2nd round in Qatar so he might as well be replaced now but by whom?
We have no top English managers. Graham Potter would be the new Graham Taylor. Won nothing at club level and out of his depth as an international coach.
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Bit like Allardyce then.
You make a great point though, my Lord. When Wokegate fucks off, which he will very soon, who will replace him? I think Fat Frank Lamparse must be a contender. He must know he’s a shit club manager and won’t achieve anything of note, so a stab at the England job would be the next logical step.
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You can’t knock Big Sam. The only full time England boss with a 100% record. Played one, won one. I’d rather see ‘Hippo-head’ Allardyce back with route one football than the Frank Spencer cunt running things at the moment. I watch Scotland rather than England now as I can’t stomach the ‘Three Lions’ bollocks. Plus the fact the Jocks only need one ‘rampant lion’ and have a bit of national pride, not gay pride. Most of the Scots team are down to earth normal fellas who I can relate to. Most England players are cunts of the highest order, the others I can’t even pronounce.
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Cant stand the woke cunt. He’s so bland as well.
On the football side of it – several teams like Brazil, Argentina, Germany, Holland havent been good for a few years now. With these big boys MIA and some favourable draws in the knockouts we have made a semi and the final.
Road ends here for saint Southgate, we will go out early in Qatar. He plays negative defensive dross when the centre of defence is the weakest part of our squad and we have a vein of attacking and midfield talent like never before. Play to your strengths for fucks sake.
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He might as well be manager for this World Cup as I don’t give a shit about it.
The biggest cunts are FIFA, who should’ve put a stop to all this political posturing. It’s not political, say the likes of Gary Neville…as he then says the PM makes racist remarks (letterboxes fiasco) and joins the leader of the opposition on stage at the Labour Party Conference.
They can all get to fuck. I just hope the unfurl some gayness banner and get chased around the pitch by the religious police.
Despite their easy draw, they’ll be out in the group stages. He is a shit coach who’s survived due to sucking up to the woke media, who are making him almost unsackable.
But he’ll be gone after the World Cup after losing every group game.
Don’t worry, I reckon Emma Hayes will be the next manager 😀
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He needs to take some lessons from the womens team manager, keep the darkies to a minimum and keep them on the bench 😂
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He can use them to cut up the half-time oranges, they’re the ones with the knives, after all.
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“it’s important to use our platform…”
No it fucking well isn’t! Just kick the ball around the field and shut it, you fucking retards.
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“Using our platform”
In Southgate’s tiny mind – antagonising and alienating half your audience and probably more than half the country with horrible political gestures is “using your platform”
Kneeling to the very same bastards who were defacing and attempting to burn the cenotaph ffs yet we’re all supposed to warmly applaud.
What a fucking insult to the game,the nation, it’s history and anybody with a brain cell on active duty for that matter.
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Exactly. The knee bending was a show of solidarity with BLM in the aftermath of Chiggin’ George’s demise.
BLM stands for and promotes many unpleasant things including the abolition of police.
Police are required when staging large public sporting events like football matches.
So let’s support the entity that wants to abolish something we need in order to do what we do for a living. What a brilliant idea. Well done Gareth. You’ve clearly thought this through.
Utter moronic cunt.
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The One Love armband is hilarious. Crank it back 50 years & you can imagine the scene in the changing room – ‘You want me to wear fucking what? …get to fuck & you can take my England cap & shove it up your arse on the way!!’
Gareth is a fucking tit of the first order. After the previous World Cup failure against middling opposition, it was only the current BLM/woke/LGBTQ obsession that prevented the useless cunt from being properly dragged over the coals for the penalty shoot-out selection fuck-up in the Euros. He’d have been properly shredded by the press for that 10 years ago, not that the cunt will admit his mistake.
I look forward to an early exit for Fruity Gareth & the Rainbow 11 in this winter’s football shit-fest. Hopefully the FA will then come to their senses & leave a big boot print on his arse & get someone in who is more interested in winning & less interested in dancing with fairies. Cunt.
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We’re talking about the FA here, Stained G. Do you really think they have any clue what year it is, let alone who’d be a decent England Manager?
You’re exactly right about what would have happened in times gone by. There’s being diplomatic and then there’s parroting a pre-scripted narrative for financial gain. The times we live in I’m afraid.
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I can’t disagree about the FA, IY, but I hope that there’s a modicum of common sense if they realise that using ‘their platform’ in way Wokegate does is unnecessary & inappropriate, as well as becoming detrimental to the performances. Probably fucking not though…
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You’ve answered your own question my friend. It’s a shambles, it really is. I think the stage was set when the FA decided to appoint a non-Englishman with Sven and then Capello. I suppose you have to give the FA some credit for trying something different, but it didn’t work. No tournaments won and shite football too.
I guess we can just look forward to Wokegate falling on his sword. I know I’m already relishing the press conference. Can’t wait! Cheers – IY.
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I’m pleased Channel 4’s ridiculously woke coverage of England’s games turned out to be a big bag of shite.
After England got twatted off a very ordinary Hungary team, the interviewer asked Harry Kane if he thought the manager would be under pressure with regards to his job. Kane said something arrogant (and incorrect) like, “He’s the best England manager for 50 years and I don’t know why I’m answering this question to he honest.”
The ‘interviewer’ shit out and said ‘Thank you Harry.”
Fucking shite! Taylor and Robson were brutalised in such circumstances. This cunt gets a free pass because he’s woke. Graham Turner would’ve avoided the turnip headlines and the sack had he worn a frock and married Eddie Izzard.
And did anyone notice they had Thomas Hitzelsberger on as a pundit, along with the wimmins and non whites?
Wonder why he was suddenly wheeled out? Surely, just a coincidence that he came out as the first (known) gay Premier League player. I think he ‘came out’ after finishing playing.
They just can’t fucking help themselves.
Still, we’ve got the amazing women’s rugby world cup to entertain us for now.
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Wokegate is such an inept cunt. It’s not even funny at this stage. I don’t think he’ll be sacked though. The upcoming corrupt and flawed WC will see the end of his tenure, but he’ll step down before the ignominy of getting sacked even comes up.
He was an average player and an ineffectual club manager. He certainly did not have any footballing qualifications for the England Manager job. But the FA have form here. They also appointed Sam Allardyce who was also completely unfit for the role of managing big name star players, dealing with international opposition or winning tournaments.
The virtue signalling and hypocrisy is beyond nauseating. The Qataris attitude and policies with respect to the alphabet people and the mistreatment of the workers who built the stadiums is well known and well documented. Being against the mistreatment of others is fine. By all means speak up and make your point. But what you don’t do is protest as an invited guest in someone else’s country while at the same time accepting their hospitality and money. And there it is. Money.
He can virtue signal all he likes and be the wokest big nosed cunt in town, but what really matters is money. Just ask Gary Neville who’s also been mouthing off about the Qatari regime, gay rights and death and mistreatment of migrant stadium workers but then accepts a WC pundit role with BeIN Sports, the sports broadcasting arm of the Qatar government.
Having qualified for the WC (by mostly playing rubbish opposition so hardly making it a major achievement), England pulling out on moral and ethical grounds would have made a huge statement, focused attention on the plight of others in an oppressive society and could have been the catalyst for change. But there’s no profit in that, so fuck ’em. Nice attitude, Gareth.
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Changing the subject a tad. You would think that the England manager would be able to construct a complete sentence. Not a chance. Read some of his interviews, if you want a really good laugh, that is. Shit for brains, with a gob full of marbles. Plonker.
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The next England manager will be black. Get your money on Chris Hughton. Nailed on I’m telling you.
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Let Gazza have a go, at least it would be entertaining 😀
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If a George Floyd lookalike tried to break into his car, deal drugs to his kids or hold a knife to his wife’s stomach whilst ransacking his house, what would his views be then? It’s bad enough that he’s generally a cunt but a preaching cunt will bring my piss to boiling point. Our chance in 2021 of winning a trophy or any trophy in my lifetime gone because of his ‘crusade’. I loathe this fucking woke wanker to my core.
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Fire him for the love of God.Useless cretin is out of his depth.Concrete shoes for Wokey Gareth.
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He’ll never win anything, least of all a masturbation competition since he’s such an absolutely useless wanker.
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Wokegate and the FA are quick enough demanding the clubs fans in England should be “re-educated” because they’re ignorant racist homophobes. They do this publicly of course so that it makes them look good with the Woke.
However it is interesting how both Wokegate, the FA and some of the wokey-players are delicately keeping a safe distance from doing the same with regards Qatar and their abysmal human rights records and their abuse of modern slavery against mostly black migrants.
None of them have the balls to actually come out and tell the Qataris they’re a bunch of homophobic, transphobic, sexist, racist cunts. At least not publicly. And why is that? Are they afraid they might end up in the nick and flogged? Or perhaps is it because they might lose a few lucrative sponsorship deals? Or is because they’re hypocritical cunts!
I also hope some of these LGBTQ activist groups try their luck demonstrating in the streets of Qatar! Their feet probably won’t touch the ground before being rounded up by local plod and soundly beaten and jailed.
Then the cunts will have the afront to blame the British government for not telling them of the dangers, and for allowing them to be beaten up even though its got fuck all to do with us!
I really do hope this WC blows up in a lot of people’s faces, especially the FA, Wokegate, the MSM and the Alphabets. You just don’t fuck about in Muslim countries with tough laws and even tougher punishments
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Fuck top level football I say, TC.
Non-immös in the west will not be able to afford to heat their homes this winter, especially the poor and the old and these utter cunts swan about “earning” 300+k a week.
If Putin’s actually going to drop a nuke, let’s hope he does so in Qatar during the WC final.
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Gareth is apparently passionate about gay and black rights but won’t boycott this upcoming money making scheme and neither will his woke players.
The laughable excuse is that a boycott won’t change anything but a bunch of woke, I’ll educated millionaires will.
Give me a fucking break!
A boycott by teams or top players would consign this World Cup to the dustbin of history. Would that not make a more worthwhile gesture?
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Just watching that Erling Haaland.
It looks like a grown man playing against primary school children.
About 9 foot tall, hundred metres in 5 seconds and hits the ball like a tracer missile.
He’s got to be some kind of fucking robot?
No way did he come out of his dad’s ballbag. He was fucking shite.
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Roy Keane should have broken Alfie-Inge Haaland’s penis.
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Hope the Arabs mistake bignose in his waistcoat, for running a gambling joint and arrested him. I’m thinking of all the ludicrous ways the cunt can get his collar felt.
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I don’t know anything about football but I know a cunt when I see one.
Rumour has it that the dirty chinless wonder (hence the beard) used to rifle through the bins behind the changing rooms of the England Womens’ team ,nick their sweaty ass-juiced panties and discarded jam rags , and drape them over his head whilst masturbating furiously with his foul smelling cheesey cock.
If I’m not right about this I will admit my error and return the £5.
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This puke inducing woke ringpiece will already be thinking of how he can elevate his precious ‘Three Degrees’ (Rashford and those two other dark personages) to BLM glory in Qatar.
But, we know that it will be yet another fuck up and an early exit.🙄
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Well, you all know my views on this piss poor attempt at sport, so anyone who can put the game in a bad light is doing OK. I do all I can to convince the locals here that you have to be a confirmed homosexualist to be allowed to play in the premier league 👍
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Man’s a leftist prick mind you so is santander bank with lbgq adverts on the cash machine what the hell has sexuality got to do with banking .
Fucking people
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