The Government Energy Fund

You know, the £400 we’re all getting to add to our Energy Supplier accounts to help with our bills? That one?
Well, my supplier, Octopus, is deducting it from my regular monthly DD.
Youngers with British Gas. They’ve taken her usual DD, and immediately credited her account with the amount of the October fuel grant.
Now, I’m not the brightest when it comes to fiscal machinations, but isn’t the Grant supposed to enhance energy payments, not replace them?
So, there’s loads of people like me, thinking that they’re paying AND getting an extra payment on top, but aren’t.
I think you all need to know, and pass it on to the oldies. Don’t want ’em getting cut off in January.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(More info about the EPC Guarantee and the £400 energy discount scheme here – Day Admin MSE Energy Price Cap  and MSE Energy Bill Discount)

Royal Mail (10)

These Monumental Cunts are on Strike again and if they didn’t tell me I Wouldn’t have
known or gave a shit

The Internet has sorted these Clowns out as you can Pay all Bills online
Who the Fuck do they think They are Holding over a Barrel with Strike Action

I Dare not Send a Christmas Card with Money in as It wont Arrive Well the Card might get there for Easter

Tier 1 Cunts

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Nominated by; Smudge Mark

The Tory Party (2)

Look what it has done to itself and the country.

Got rid of Boris who guided us through Brexit,  Covid and the war without crashing the economy. Yes he’s a berk and buffoon and more but he’s a million times better than Hernia-Truss and Khazi-Kantaga both of whom are financially illiterate.

And left the door open for labour to stride in and borrow (and waste) even more money.  The thought of reverse-racist Lammy as Foreign Secretary is too horrible to contemplate. And scrag end of mutton dressed as lamb Rayner as deputy PM likewise. Led of course by Captain Charisma himself.

To be fair to the Tory Party at large, it was their MPs who dumped Boris. They then had to choose between Truss and Sunak. And got it wrong. I’m no Sunak fan but he wouldn’t have made the stupid mistakes that ET and KK have.

We are now stuck with economic misery, endless strikes a la 70s but without the great music of that era to soothe us.

Nominated by: Lord Percy Percy

Christopher Packham (3)

I’m sure this cunt has been viciously cunted on multiple occasions previously so hers another cunting for his collection. I must admit I used to have quite a bit of time for this plastic punk cunt when he kept it wildlife and stayed off politics and trying to piss on the chips of country folk, but as the years have rolled on the lisping retarded cunt has become more and more outspoken, all the while receiving a nice bundle from the TV licence payer.

This cunt is one of the reasons I told the BBC to ram my licence up their fat woke arseholes. The other reason was that cunt of cunts, the UK’s premier junk food peddler Mr Gareth Lineker but that’s a whole other cunting.

My main beef with this retarded angry little cunt is that he lies and sets false narratives especially with regards country sports or blood sports as the provocative shouty dribbling vegetable would prefer to call them.

I am certain that the threats this over paid hypocritical cunt has received are all fabricated. The 4×4 that was burnt out next to his gated cunt palace was probably not targeted at him, stuff like that happens in the sticks a lot. The dead birds hanging on his cunty gates could quite easily have been roadkill put there by his cuntship yet the press rushed to defend this pathetic streak of piss and simultaneously vilify the field sports community.

Woe betide any individual or organisation that dare speak ill of Kwith cunting packham for trying to piss all over the freedoms of other folk. His cunty virtue signalling moral crusade to ban field sports by fabricating hate from the field sports community is a step too far.

Live and let live you opinionated over paid hypocritical cunt. I don’t agree with zoos but you don’t see me trying to get your girlfriends zoo shut down on the Isle of White.

What a cunt.

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Nominated by: The Cunt Finder General

Wimminz Football. Period

‘It’s not woman’s football, it’s just football’

Except it isn’t because it seems the ladies need a change to the traditional club colours they represent.

West Brom ladies will now play in Navy shorts rather that the club white (Navy shorts not Navy Knickers 😂)

It appears that periods are an issue with white shorts, do they go commando on the pitch 😉, perhaps they should take a look a the lard arse skater who doesn’t have an issue with her period.

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Nominated by: Sick of it