Sam Cox

Who is Sam Cox? Well Mr Doodle as he is known is an ‘artist’ who has brought a mansion in Kent and drawn all over it in black marker pen and spray paint. And I mean all over it, everywhere. All floors, ceilings, stairs, worktops, walls, toilet seats…even his hot Ukrainian Mrs new Prius gets doodled.

Mirror News Link

Is there a point? Fucked if I know. Maybe some kind of obsessive compulsion? Maybe a clever way to raise his profile as an artist to daft cunts with more money than working brain cells? Maybe he is just another Great British eccentric?

Just reading the article and looking at the interior had my head aching and eyes squinting, never mind having to live in the fucking thing.

Sam, you are probably harmless but stay away from those Country Cream gates, you daft cunt.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Peter Hitchens

This cunt gets right on my threppennies.

Normally I’d support a fellow bearded intellectual.

But Jesus he’s patronising.
And angry.

Always snapping at people.
Something wrong with him?
He’s got whatever Bill Oddies got.
Some flavour of mentalism.

He hates to be wrong,
Any disagreement he hits the roof.
Sulks.
Right mardarse.

And he butts in,
Talks over people,
Rude cunt.

I wouldn’t get on with him and I’m a lovely man,
Dead nice!
But I’d set his head on fire if he pulled that shite with me.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Spiders (3) and other Creepy Crawlies

Why are there so many in my house?

BBC News Link

This explains it. So that’s OK then.
I hate them, all those legs.
Not only spiders, but I’ve had loads of horrible little flies, fruit flies I think, buzzing round me of an evening.
And don’t get me started on moths.
At least there hasn’t been loads of wasps, touch wood.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Richard Thorp and HS2 (3)


A letter in this morning’s Telegraph from Richard Thorp (Director, High Speed Rail Group), insisted that the project should continue without any further delays, protests, squabbles or criticism from the general public and vested interests.

Quote “The reality is that HS2 has passed the point of no return. The debate now needs to be about making sure it delivers growth, as well as the urgent need to decarbonise transport. No more time and energy should be wasted on squabbling about whether a project deep into construction should be happening.”

He was very careful not to mention the escalating budget for this massive of white elephants – current estimates suggest anything between £140bn to £170bn and the clock is still ticking.

He also forgot to mention that the entire project would be underwritten by the government. And for government read Taxpayer. This means that the maintenance, repairs, future extensions & expansions etc will also be funded by the Taxpayer.

Which begs the question of where are the train operators in all of this?

As we saw with the privatisation of the railways back in the day, these operators waded in on the understanding that if they made a loss the Taxpayer will bail them out with subsidies. But when they were in profit the Taxpayer saw little or no dividend from it.

And so to with HS2. The Taxpayer pays for it, private operators take over on the same understanding that they will never end up in debt. No risk to them: shitloads of risk to the Taxpayer.

Moreover, as we saw during the 2 year pandemic vast numbers of former train commuters are now resorting to video conferencing either from their homes or offices. No more need to trek 200 miles on the train for a 1 hour business meeting.

And let’s not forget the power of the rail unions, who are currently making life extremely difficult for commuters with their strike action for more pay and better conditions – probably all funded by the Taxpayer.

Thorp is a deluded cunt, who cares little for the old concept of “value for money” for the hard pressed Taxpayer. All he wants is to see are nice profits, dividends and bonuses courtesy most likely from commuters and Taxpayers whether the latter use the trains or not.

Hs2facts News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

The Police (3) Getting “Tough” on Crime

A major cunting for the police. Well not the guys on the ground, but the chief cunts who decide and implement policy.

Apparently, to improve public relations the police are now going to be ‘told’ to attend every burglary.

Now, this is like a doctor being told they will have to try and ‘cure’ every patient- rather than letting a few just wither away by not bothering to see them, or a paramedic thinking ‘I can’t be arsed to go all over town at this time of night to help some cunt who’s been stabbed’

…and THEN announcing an ‘initiative’ whereby you inform your ‘customers’ you are going to start doing the job you used to do, and indeed a job that you should have been doing all along.

And we are supposed to fall for it. We are fucking idiots to have allowed it get to the point we should be impressed that the police should actually turn up to a crime scene.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger