Ffs, just seen this national treasure on the Beeb brekky show this morning saying the great unwashed should have rationing imposed on them to save the planet, like during the war.

No meat, two ounces of butter etc, in the same interview blowing smoke up the Queens arse like I’ve never seen before… but the best bit was, she made a bit of a slip when she said she’d been around the world looking at poor folk who only had two bottles, one for WINE , ooops.

What a complete twat…!

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Nominated by: John morlar

(Is this the same rich old trollop who spent most of the 70s-00s wining and dining at posh London restaurants and jetting round the world for holidays and photo-ops? – Day Admin)

And talking of mad vegetables, there’s Animal Rebellion and their latest stunt, courtesy of Jeezum Priest

I’m sorry. I tried to go two weeks without doing a nomination, but this is just too priceless.
Animal rebellion – AR
Insulate Britain – IB ( otherwise known as insulate my house for free, but that’s not so catchy)
LGBTPXYZ – not sure, but it’ll come out in the wash.
Fuck me, if I wanted alphabet spaghetti, I’d have bought a tin.

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The “but,but..Jeremy Corbyn…but,but imagine if Labour got in” Brigade.

Here’s some fucking news for you…We have had a Tory Govt. for over a decade and just fucking look around you…uncontrollable (apparently) immigration, out-of-control Govt.spending,pie-in-the-sky Green policies, pay awards for all-and-sundry, basic necessities such as heating going through the roof,dodgy contracts to “friends of the Govt.”,breakdown of Law and Order, too frightened to tell Public sector workers to get back to the office…and on and on.

I’m not saying that Labour would have been any better but I am saying that people should stop trying to convince themselves that Conservative=Good, Labour=Bad.

It’s as bad as the people who always vote Labour because “my father and grandfather did”.

Fuck the whole rotten rump…they’re all the fucking same.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

My fellow Cunters.

For your Cuntsideration:

Wimminz who make no effort for their menfolk, once wed!

If I had a pound for every male associate who has “bent my ear” about his sex kitten turning into a heffelump-I would be able to purchase an expensive set of in ear earphones?

Some of the words of wisdom, thrown at me, prior to marriage, include:

-careful mate, wedding cake fucking ruins a woman
-put that ring on her finger and her legs will snap shut
-marry em son, an’ the only thing that will suck in the ouse’ will be the oover!

Now we all get old and generally, time is not kind to us physically. However, I have noticed that most women DO get to a point where they let themselves go. It doesn’t take much effort to eat carefully, get a bit of exercise, try and stay “young at heart”.

Am I being too hard on these wimminz? Perhaps as I type this, some wimminz somewhere is typing an identical line about men….

What thinks you?

*I post this misogynistic rant, as it is a subject NOT connected to race, religion or sexuality?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

And for a little light relief, I offer you two cunts for the price of one.

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Yes, my friends. Fat Reg and that ginger wanker Sheeran, although someone doesn’t seem too happy about someone’s gob flapping about it, so now it’s guaranteed to be number fucking one, and be played in perpetuity like Slade, Wizzard, Cliff, Bing etc in supermarkets.

There’s a reason why supermarkets are mostly single storied. It’s to stop staff killing themselves by jumping off the roof at Christmas.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

A “get me the manager” cunting please for Karens.

Last Friday I was at the local doctors surgery bringing my elderly father (99 years old) to have a blood test, I was parked in the disabled bay outside the door, as I sat reading my copy of the Daily Malicious, I heard a tap on my car window as I turned to the side, there it was cunters, a member of the North Face light infantry’s soya latte division was stood there, I put the window down and said “yes”, to which she replied “this is a disabled space”, I said “I know my elderly father has gone in with my wife to have a blood test, so I’m entitled to be parked here”, Karen didn’t like my answer, she replied “I’m going to fetch ma hubby”, about a minute later this strange specimen of a cunt was walking towards me in the car, he strolled across to me like an anorexic plumber doing an impression of the Michelin man who’s just won the pools, he stood there shrieking like a whipped puppy, at this point I got out, now cunters when sat in the car “muh hubby” couldn’t tell I was 6’ 4”, the fucker soon pipped down when I told him to mind his own fucking business and take his Karen cunt of a wife with him, what makes these cunts think they have authority to question anyone going about their daily business, I hope Karen learnt her lesson, as not every citizen of this once great country is as calm and level headed as me, the pair of cunts need a damn good sjamboking!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson