Cunters for your consideration I give you Harry the former half wit prince and migraine his puppeteer.
Where do I start? Oh yes he is intending to sue the government of this country because he wouldn’tt feel safe without the met safeguarding him.
Harry it was you and your rancid tart wanted out in the first place, Why the fuck should we give a shit what happens to you all if some cunt wants to have a pop at you?
Nominated by: CuntyMort
Like many I suspect, I’m heartened by Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries’ comments that she wants a ‘new funding model’ for the BBC when the current licence tax deal expires in 2027.
Unsurprisingly however, a number of ‘personalities’ have leapt to the Beeb’s defence, foremost amongst them being none other than football leg end Gary Lineker.
After giving us a roll call of all the things that Auntie is ‘the best’ at, he states ‘the BBC is revered, respected and envied around the world. It should be the most treasured of national treasures. Something that true patriots of our country should be proud of’.
Well, says him. Okay; Gazza’s clearly got a hard on for Auntie that matches mine for Salma Hayek, but I’m left to ponder precisely why that is.
Oh hang about. It says here that the boggle-eyed, jug-eared cunt trousered a cool £1.36m. from the Beeb in 2021, making him comfortably the Corporation’s highest earner.
Now I wonder if that little matter might possibly influence the colossal cunt’s point of view in any way. How about we put two and two together, and see what answer we come up with…
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Paper straws. What is the actual point of these monstrosities?
Supposedly it’s to protect the environment, but the fact they get soggy quickly means most of us end up having to use two. Which means even more trees being cut down.
They’re just another another example of an Idea pushed through by the woke brigade which sounds good on paper (pun very much intended), but which in practice does more harm than good.
Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt
My God….He’s been a fucking brave Tranny if he sexually assaulted this particular example of the fairer sex….
When I first clicked on I assumed that the “victim” was actually the attacker…wasn’t until I read it properly…twice…that I realised just who was who. The fucking pair of them look like a wrestling tag-team from some dreadful Harvey Winstein produced remake of ” The Hills have Eyes” …” Fred ” PilesDriver” West and Levi “NutCrusher” Bellfield” perhaps? I find it hard to believe that anyone…no matter how depraved…could build up the spunk to sexually assault such a fucking Yeti.
The fucking “victim” looks like she could dispose of a platoon of Spetsnaz Special Forces if she so chose…personally I’d prefer to take my chances with The Tranny than risk incurring the wrath of Mrs. Burke and Hare by waving my winkle at her.
Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler
F.FS When did we become the International Health Service? I am sick and tired of these fucking cunts spending our resources on any fucker who gets injured or shot in some third world shithole.
Who is the CUNT who is giving the green light to all this bollocks? It’s about time the people of this country were put first for once.
I know it’s a kiddie, I feel sorry for him, but why should I have my pocket picked yet again to pay for his treatment. I can see the whole fucking family rocking up next like that Malala cunt.
Nominated by: CuntyMort