Before I start I apologise for including a link to a lefty, wokey, virtue signalling, politically correct electronic bog roll. I trust you all have strong stomachs.

Opinion polls. Pretty much confirm whatever their sponsor has asked for.

Mainstream Media. Relentlessly pushing their agenda to appease the globalist elite in a politically correct bubble so far divorced that they couldn’t recognise reality if it kicked them in the face with a size nine hobnailed boot.

Here’s the threatened link:

Guardian Poll

Do I really need to say more here? Probably not, but I’d be delighted to elucidate if anybody would relish a 5,000 word rant!

Nominated by: Mikdys

Just to add to the monthly cuntitude of Black History Month, Vegan month, Diversity Month, Wimminz month, Blah-de-blah-de Month, I now give you “No Mow May” month.

In other words don’t cut your lawns or trim hedges during May in order to encourage bio-diversity of plants, insects and other creepy-crawly motherfuckers that love uncut lawns.

Of course this might be a great excuse for getting out of your green-fingered responsibilities, but I just wonder what the next virtue signalling load of bollocks we can expect for the remaining unallocated months?

And yet we only get a day for Remembrance Sunday, and in reality that’s only a few hours. And give it another year or two once the Queen has jacked it, and that will be off the table for good.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

What sort of wanker has a name like “Torsten”, especially when he posers as the guardian of the working class?,

I hear you ask, well – Ding Dong Torsten is the head of The Resolution Foundation. a “think-tank” (if sticking your tongue up Kweer’s arse can be regarded as thinking), who like that other BBC favourite placeman, Simon Calder, is always ready, following a blast from the marshall’s whistle to turn up on Wireless 4 to give his advice and little opinions on the state of the economy – independent, of course, but always vaguely anti-Conservative.

Even though currently out of Britain (he is in the States and in my opinion can keep him along with Harry Hewitt and his tart) he vouches his latest thoughts:

Yahoo News Link

I just don’t like the cut of the man’s jib, and if you appoint yourself the spokesman for the poor, for fucks sake call yourself Bill, Steve, Jack – fuck the Torsten -that is definitely for the Islington and Oxford set, when they are quaffing the champagne.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Elon Musk has had his fair share of critics here. But I have to say that I have earned a new respect for him over his purchase of the imbecilic, Libtard messaging service, Twitter.

Musk began his purchase of Twatter by saying that from now on the site would respect freedom of speech and that members would be free to say what they wanted, without fear of censorship, so long as it was within the law.

As soon as the ink was dry on the deal, Libtards, woke morons and the usual suspects suffered a catastrophic emotional meltdown. The Democrats “feared” that Musk would now allow the return of Trump to Twatter. The Democrat governor of Massachusetts complained that Musk’s takeover would be “dangerous for democracy”. The EU thundered that it would take action against Twatter if it “violates its social media rules” and becomes a platform for “preaching hate”. Here in the UK the Labour Party said Twatter must be forced to change its operating platform if it allowed posts that promoted “fake news and abuse”.

Meanwhile, Musk has attacked the “extreme anti-body reaction from those who fear free speech”. He said that if legislatures want to attack free speech then they must obtain public support for those measures and pass them as law. Without those laws, Twatter will allow free speech within the scope of the existing law. He says that he hopes his worst critics will remain on Twatter, because that’s what free speech means. He described himself as a “free speech absolutist”.

Musk is absolutely right. Putting aside the concern that illiberal woke governments will try and circumscribe free speech even more, Musk is spot on in saying that he will allow legal and unbridled free speech. That means no more suppressing on Twatter of legal expressions of doubt, such as the ridiculous debate over the nature of women and trannies, and no more politically motivated bans like Trump.

Up until now Twatter seemed fine with fake news that fitted their woke ideology. They were quite happy banning accounts which did not meet their woke agenda. I heard no complaints about abuse or fake news then.

How delicious it is to see the woke idiots hoist by their own petard. Their favourite website is about to be used to challenge them. As a consequence they are having a nervous breakdown. The natural enemy of wokies is free speech. The prospect of them no longer having control of an avenue of Marxist brainwashing and bullying is driving them to distraction.

I will enjoy the show as they squirm. In the meantime, watch out for these critics of Musk’s takeover of Twatter. Every single one of them is guaranteed to be a Marxist, woke, authoritarian hater of free speech.

Cunts.

News Link

Nominated by: MMCM

(Probably the best blow job ever for some desperate deviant! – Day Admin)

This made me howl with laughter.
The picture in the report! Oh, my days!
Why on earth do these silly tarts do stuff like this?
If it’s not some idiot having the Greggs logo tattooed on her arse, it’s another one driving all over to find the “best” sausage roll. As if a master baker goes into every shop at 3am to make the bloody things from scratch!
Then you’ve this loon ( and many others) getting injections of poison.
What could possibly go wrong?

News Link

I’d call her a moron, but think that’d be unkind to morons.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest